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Romance / Re: What Do U Say Each Time U Woke Frm Ur Bf's Bed? by ideee03(f): 2:53pm On Oct 15, 2014
See smallie...who dash monkey banana?
nickz:
yeah!!!!!

tell them how we roll!! lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How Do I Attend To My Girlfriend During Her Menstrual Period?? by ideee03(f): 2:51pm On Oct 15, 2014
See dis Nkapi
nickz:
hehehehehehe

because say you just start period last week you come nl dey form abi

gringrin;Ddon't let me handle you oh
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Actress, Mercy Johnson Welcomes 2nd Child In America This Morning by ideee03(f): 11:29am On Oct 15, 2014
Congrats to her. Purity now has a baby brother.
Romance / Re: 12 Reasons Why Guys Like Shy Girls: Do You Agree? by ideee03(f): 11:26am On Oct 15, 2014
Not pretending. All na swag.People that know me can attest to that.Ayam SHY,a bag of nerves,nerve racking SHY.
msmon:



You r pretending, I checked ur profile and ur other post and says different thing entirely. Lolz

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Romance / Re: How Do I Attend To My Girlfriend During Her Menstrual Period?? by ideee03(f): 11:24am On Oct 15, 2014
Huh...u well so? U no say i fit born ur mate 2ce?
nickz:
you remind me of one of my friends......she's an abortion expert
come see as this girl they prescribe pills and dosage

names of drugs dey funny shagringrinshockedshockedshocked

you sef don dey see mensesgrin

o ma shey oh!
Romance / Re: 12 Reasons Why Guys Like Shy Girls: Do You Agree? by ideee03(f): 9:37pm On Oct 14, 2014
I I I I am shy ooo, see me stuttering even while typing on a faceless forum embarassed embarassed

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Romance / Re: How Do I Attend To My Girlfriend During Her Menstrual Period?? by ideee03(f): 9:28pm On Oct 14, 2014
Cheii una don remind me my own go soon start.... And always painful and heavy cry cry cry sad
Romance / Re: Not Fair!!! by ideee03(f): 9:18pm On Oct 14, 2014
MrIknowAll:
yea. Dats his job. He studied banning in school...

Hahaha, guess you were course mates. grin
Romance / Re: Not Fair!!! by ideee03(f): 9:09pm On Oct 14, 2014
MrIknowAll:
CORRECT.. I agree with u. Lemme put a light in d banning ish... Nowadays, I dey fear dat mo.ron called puskin.. Jst imagine, he gave me 5 months ban.. Dats y I no dey even comment on topics again cos I dey fear make him no ban my destiny. Dat guy dey follow me every where I go like say dem send am 4rm my village make him dey monitor my post come dey ban me....puskin, I am sure u are gonna get diz, I pray as u are readiNg diz post, ur eyes are gonna pop out like sponge bob...
Lool at sponge bob and ban up destiny
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies/women Not Proud Of Their Boyfriends/husbands by ideee03(f): 9:05pm On Oct 14, 2014
MzPreshie:
It's either they don't want their boyfriends snatched or they don't want their other boyfriends angry. How many boyfriends' picture will they upload? It's just better not to upload at all and be fair to all.

Lool, no dulling.
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies/women Not Proud Of Their Boyfriends/husbands by ideee03(f): 9:03pm On Oct 14, 2014
Ploy:
You might be wrong, we can not be eternally right anyway. I have seen girls that changed their Facebook status to engaged to Mr so n so, but the status of the said guy still reads single.

Also, it we guys that take girls as trophy, girls just see us as little brake on their acceleration to their dream guys. A good number of girls are sought after by virtually all the guys in the area.

In summary, ladies are selling not buying. Business people don't discourage potential costumers


Valid points...
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 8:56pm On Oct 14, 2014
[author=nickz post=27140687]heheheheheh

don't worry...guys don't worry about writing nowadaystongue

your market go still sell...cheesygrin

no feargrin[/quote]
Yeye
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 5:08pm On Oct 14, 2014
Haha,werey. Snapper ni..
nickz:
trip oshi wo

wow!! you're one of those girls that snap picture of my lecture note and upload as DPtonguetongue


Romance / Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by ideee03(f): 4:49pm On Oct 14, 2014
Lol at the bolded
MrCork:



....see yor head like Ghana made alarm clok...so r u sayn if i come over to that Nigeria for holidays...pull out ma £28,000 (cash) range rover spot with alot wills & sat nav.....u wunt fall for me?

....sweeery lets quit front in....u no u want me..PIRIOD!
angry
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 4:41pm On Oct 14, 2014
Hahaha...mehn my current hand writing can be compared to the patterns a chicken makes while searching for whatever they do in the sand.

Yea,i said the original

Mona Lisa get boobi na.Myself kee,naaa not me,u'll def trip if i paint myself on here. grin

And the painting was done using micro soft paint tools, drew with my mouse grin so i try.
nickz:
shockedgringringringrin;Dwtf!!

if your drawing is like this i pity your writinglipsrsealedgrin

did you just say identicalgrin
mona lisa carry boobi like this ni

madam stop drawing yourselfcheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 3:52pm On Oct 14, 2014
My award winning paintings...



Below's my version of the Mona Lisa Photo- Identical to the original by Leonardo Da Vinci-



grin grin grin

Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birth Anniversary, Naptu2! :D by ideee03(f): 3:30pm On Oct 14, 2014
You'r welcome
naptu2:


Amen! Thanks dear.

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 3:29pm On Oct 14, 2014
Ok, i will...coming up ...
nickz:
int'l gini??


we should display some of your prolific works in the National Art Musuemgrin




















to provide comic relief for foreign visitors cos those people too they squeeze face grin
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 3:03pm On Oct 14, 2014
You mean the construction work?
MillionDollars:
Lol..
E no go pass Airforce1's work!!
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 3:02pm On Oct 14, 2014
Hahaha... grin Howz ur day going?
An0nimus:


This got me cracking grin. See depiction na
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 12:05pm On Oct 14, 2014
The builders forget am for my room
Aitee1:
Hehehehe...whr the stair case for d sec floor nah??
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 12:04pm On Oct 14, 2014
Wingcraft
Onlinebizexpert:
Its seems people living on dat second floor are from edo dey no nid step to climb down......na just to fly go dia destination
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 12:03pm On Oct 14, 2014
Expecially from that first window
tinuolababy:
lol. people on the second floor wl have to jump to d first floor hehehehehehe cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 12:03pm On Oct 14, 2014
grin grin grin tans u,tans u, tans u...,you are one of the first peeps i'll dedicate my first int'l award to.
nickz:
gringringringrin bwhahahahahahahaha



i see traits of a future 'leonardo da vinci' in you and your drawingsgringrin


your matchstick figures are phenomenal!!grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birth Anniversary, Naptu2! :D by ideee03(f): 12:01pm On Oct 14, 2014
HBD dear, God bless you continuously.
Health / Re: Photo: Dallas Nurse With Ebola Has Been Identified by ideee03(f): 11:34am On Oct 14, 2014
If they didn't,it shows their preference
tinuolababy:
i don't think and no report has it that the blood was given to the Liberian.
Health / Re: Photo: Dallas Nurse With Ebola Has Been Identified by ideee03(f): 11:33am On Oct 14, 2014
Hahaha,ufan, abadie?

Aka kpene!
Aitee1:
I pray she survive...such a beauty kiss



Mma efa ideee03 emesiere
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 11:31am On Oct 14, 2014
The tenant on the sec floor will follow the trail below.See pix...





Nobody should laugh at my artistic depiction of tenant sec floor( Mr Chukwudi Bolade Musa)

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Jokes Etc / What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ideee03(f): 9:41am On Oct 14, 2014
LOOOOOL...seen it?

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