Rule #3 is kind of funny!

Chai... Real Testimony.
I appreciate the fact that you are saving lives after your experience in the dark world.
Continue to be the Voice of the voiceless, Hand of the less privilege and Heart of the Weak.

The Old Testament is definitely 'Plagues to Egyptians' (Stubbornness) and 'Tower of Babel' (foolishness).... New Testament 'Pentecost' and 'Zaccheaus'

Thanking God for everything that has happened in my life, He is Great Tutor. How else could have learnt them better??

My Thanksgiving to God is for all the THINGS he has provided me with, both the ones I complain about and the ones I appreciate.

Most times parents dont use these sentences to avoid complacent behaviour from their children. Also most children tend to abuse privileges bestowed on them. Thus they are just afraid of the outcome.

franktolk:
OP ...pls that's object is not cylindrical but rectangular . You got me a little confused when you said "cylinder" until I saw the picture .

Anyway ...it's a very informative and educative write up . Thumbs up !

Were you not taught the topic 'shapes' in Maths?
Does that look like letter 'I' to you? Haba!

A Little Humour -Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);
Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but
uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can
you please help?
.... The Systems Analyst replied: Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours, Systems Analyst.

I attended my friend traditional marriage yestaday at Orlu in Imo State. It happans that the groom is a born again like they say.. During the "Itu mmaya" ie when the elders will give drink to the bride to search and present who is her husband.. The groom and his church members, insisted that it will only be done with Eva wine instead of the palm wine as the tradition demands... Haba, they drag this issue for more than three hours, you trust the Igbo elders nah, they either use palm wine or no traditional marriage.
Is it right or wrong? As for me traditional rites should be maintained.

I attended my friend traditional marriage yestaday at Orlu in Imo State. It happans that the groom is a born again like they say.. During the "Itu mmaya" ie when the elders will give drink to the bride to search and present who is her husband.. The groom and his church members, insisted that it will only be done with Eva wine instead of the palm wine as the tradition demands... Haba, they drag this issue for more than three hours, you trust the Igbo elders nah, they either use palm wine or no traditional marriage.
Is it right or wrong? As for me traditional rites should be upheld

I want you all to know that Mary is the Ark of covenant (haboured God within Her) This is a mystery though. If you can honour your parents, your minister or pastor, then why do you find it difficult honouring the Mother of God whom the angel who is greater than man (ps8:4 & heb2:7) honour.

Of course it'as not a surprise for a man of that calibre who seriously challenged Obasanjo during his second tenure in office
It's not about show casing a London advert on Tv. This country I believe needs a visionary and Inspired leader who has got wherewithal
to run state affairs. Lol

Am really happy for her most especially after a one track dedication by Duncan Mighty
Hope she will find love and Happiness and stay forever with the man rather than divorcing in no distant time
like other super actress.

This is indeed a pathetic story about the state of affair in Nigeria.
May our saviour be born soon in this Great country with Milk and Honey

I believe he has seen a better and brighter future ahead to have tendered his resignation.
He should be better off. Anyway that's his own business and not mine.

Now I understand this ex-military man. Only were he failed to win was manipulated with the excel program. I seriously think it's high time he started getting used to failure, must he always challenge all election results in both the past and present administration.

This is really unbeliveable! Who would have thought of it. Anyway this is definitely contractual in nature after which divorce might take place.