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i hereby nominate the following folks.
efemenaxy
lofty900
cococandy
tallesty
coogar
chaircover (tearoses)
dinachi

parismarc:
Really Tell me more

How can a new born bite when he is still struggling to hold the nipple well.

If per chance it happens, I doubt if it will be as painful as a baby's own with 8 teeth, so I can let it pass

funny nigga

Dannan:
Do you know new born babies bite too? Their gums are very sharp. So will you give your new born baby a dirty slap?

their gums are sharp ? I dont think so ?

how much 4 the honda accord ?

RUBBISH THREAD

angelTI:
The stranger didn't need to knock since its his supposed room

CLEVER

A man wronged the king and thus he was put under a trial for murder. But the king knew that the person was innocent. Also he was suspicious that his innocence will soon come out among the people. Thus, he decided to play a game of chance on the name of their almighty god.

He summoned all the people along with the accused person. He put in two chits of paper inside a bowl. He told the people that one chit has ‘Guilty’ written over it and the other one has ‘Innocent’ written over it. He tells the people that the god will decide if the accused person is culprit or not. He then asks the person to draw a chit.

Obviously, the king is cheating and he has written ‘Guilty’ over both the chits. So no matter what chit the person picks, everybody will believe that it is lord's judgment and no one will bother to look at the other chit. Even the accused person knows it that the king had played a full proof game.

What should he do in order to be conceived as an innocent person?

n a hotel, a man was sleeping when he heard a knock on the door. He shifted the blanket and stepped down from the bed. He waked to the door and opened it to find a stranger standing outside.
Upon opening the gate, that stranger said, "Pardon me, I must have made a mistake. I thought this was my room."
The stranger then walked the corridor and climbed down the stairs. The man closed the door and immediately called the security. He asked them to arrest that stranger immediately.
Why did he asked them to arrest that stranger? What made him suspicious?

taiocol:
The chicken first, Fox don't eat corn. Then go with Fox and return the chicken back to the corn, take the corn to the Fox, return back to the chicken and you are good to go

must u spoil the fun ?

A farmer is trying to cross a river with a bag of corn, a hen, and a fox. The farmer's boat is only big enough to take himself and one other item per trip. The hen cannot be left alone with the corn or she will eat it. Likewise the fox cannot be left with the hen, or the hen will be eaten. How does the farmer get all three items across the river?

tuface also comes from that village, why is no one blaming him ?

cc; lalasticlala

cheekilicious:
Seen this picture b4...illusion

lol !

OP, this is fantastic, I'm sure this is ur handwork

Shortyy:
didn't see nothing

are u blind ?

NO TRUST, NO LOVE

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Reduced a little.

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