₦airaland Forum

smol:
@ Kafin
Sir, the papers for your plane got to my honorable table for my signature yesterday, though Emeka has done some work on his part,you see I still expect you to *shake body* for me if you know what i mean.just a little something to force my hand into signing your particulars.i will advice you do this to avoid accidental discharge of one of my weapons at my Air block. You know my boys are vibrant and over zealous, so anything can happen.

@Oblo
I have put together a crack team to trace and pinpoint the exact location of your nefarious activities where you perforate our pipelines for Jet fuel. I am utterly surprised that you still have not visited my office to pay your *TITHE* like your fellow Militant brothers do. I will trace you, find you and shoot you,do you hear me.Nonsense Militant,you dont want to pay me my 10%.make I catch you first. no commot from your creek oh.

yours sincerely,
Capt. Long Throat.

In as much I don't tolerate corruption in any form, I must commend you for being courageous enough to wash your dirty linen in a public.

Dizzybizzy:
Sorry for intruding into ur thread but Im not sure M/Benz have any model like ML340 in the ML series.
Furthermore, this particular one you are displaying here cannot be a 2003 model. Proof me wrong pls!
Also VIN number is required on every listing. This post is devoid of that.
More pictures of interior, engine, dashboard is neede.
Best regards!

tmoris53:
Vehicle Description:

Honda Civic 2002 model. Saloon with 48,000 Miles. Upholstery seats, Steel Wheels, Radio/Cassette/CD (Single), Air Conditioner, Power Seat, Cruise Control, ABS, Air Bags - USED

Base Cost: N2, 000, 000

oranges:
IGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! let me assit u, VIN/CHASIS No pls

tkb417:
i tot we were buying and selling here
whts these rubbish unwanted revelation diclosure.

cosjo, e be like say u no get sence

where is the moderator na?

Cosjo:
igwe as i warn you reach, you still no remember, you no learn from Ziontrain who don bury hin head for shame now for fear of deportation, i be wan finish hin story before i jump on your own but as this case be now

Igwe.
Your real name is Ndubuisi Odozi, 36 years old, lives in Bwari - Dutse Abuja, after your father died in 2005 when Nasir El Rufai demolished your house, the thought of which killed your  father.your father was a good man in his life time, He toiled and labored, he served as a watch night guard at JAMB Office Building in Bwari to fend for you and your younger Sister named Nneka, the thought of where to start from after the demolition by the caterpillars of the then FCT Minister killed your father, he was later buried in Mbaise Imo State at a date i cannot ascertain this time. The Then Head of Computer Administrations JAMB had sympathy on your younger sister

One last word for you my boy that is living in a fool’s paradise, my lineage is certainly different from yours; I’m from a royal family endowed with the gifts of honesty, long life and prosperity.
Furthermore I doubt if you ever had a father in your life else you would had known what not to say or even gamble with.
So my candid advice for you is to refrain from that type of comments, the earlier you know the implications the better for you.

Busy_body:
Pardon? Come again So you think the only way to retrieve quotes is if they are still on the first page, ha I no fit shout You will make a good comedian Igwe

Busy_body:
This confirms all I have thought along, Igwe does not have a tenth of an ounce of brain-cell to rub together, olodo oshi, I pity you, your shortcomings are manifold, you need more than therapy, you this bloody, barfulous, brain-damaged, bagbiting, bletcherous, cretinous doofus of a numpty

Now, all the respect I have for you has just dissipated into thin air, not just because you had the effontery and audacity to utter this fallacy, but due to the fact that you inserted this damaging accusation days later








I have pulled up your very first post on Nairaland, and the post showing the very first time you stepped up to me, having a dig at me and accusing me of personally attacking Ziontrain, whilst being blind to the fact that he threw the first punch, right Igwe, Nairaland's Mr-Fair-and-Consistency-and-Mr-Know-it-All  

NOW TELL ME, FOR ME TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO QUOTE THIS FARAWAY QUOTE AS YOU PUT IT, does it mean I have your password as well as your dried-up, shrivelled, shrunken and withered c*ck in my mouth too, oloshi, agbaya, shit-stirrer oshi, always causing controversy where there is none

Busy_body:
Whatever bozo, I am British, English is my first language, whats your excuse schmuck

Cosjo:
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i warn you reach, na you cause am. you fit deny your name ? swear say your name no be Ndubuisi Swear on your fathers grave.

I vow not to call person names here neither will I stoop so low for you and your antics.
Perhaps, You ain't my type

Cosjo:
igwe as i warn you reach, you still no remember, you no learn from Ziontrain who don bury hin head for shame now for fear of deportation, i be wan finish hin story before i jump on your own but as this case be now

Igwe.
Your real name is Ndubuisi Odozi, 36 years old, lives in Bwari - Dutse Abuja, after your father died in 2005 when Nasir El Rufai demolished your house, the thought of which killed your father.your father was a good man in his life time, He toiled and labored, he served as a watch night guard at JAMB Office Building in Bwari to fend for you and your younger Sister named Nneka, the thought of where to start from after the demolition by the caterpillars of the then FCT Minister killed your father, he was later buried in Mbaise Imo State at a date i cannot ascertain this time. The Then Head of Computer Administrations JAMB had sympathy on your younger sister

Busy_body:
Vanity Where you sabi see vanity, methinks its high time we did a whip-around and contribute to the charity case that is Igwe, and send a few dictionaries and Thesaurus' his way, before he does any more damage to his medula oblongata

I knew it, if it was me, I would not have allowed Igwe to wear those boxers shorts for fear of constricting the vital blood supply to his brain, damn that up-to-no-good Sisi Jinx, knew she never loved him and was only after his money and title

Sisi Jinx:
What promise?? 

A little Flashback is in order here. . . .  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Bites the hand that feeds him? Are they complaining? Have you his threads. . . the Kudos and the pats on the backs are piling higher the Eiffel Tower yet here you are bouncing off the wall over something that does not concern you.

Oh you dear, sweet simpleton, How hard is to understand that if he loses business, it is his business . . . Not your, not Nairaland, certainly not the other Auto dealers.

Do you get it. . .  Do you?!!! 

Please stop using the tired excuse of trying to make Nairaland better. It doesn't hold water . . not anymore, you've done a fine job rubbishing it.

Okay, enough talk, meet me on the romance section for some. . .

Me and You in roma wetin?
Berra mind yourself ooooo
We are here trying to save a soul and you 're feeling Hot.
Rubbish

Busy_body:
You better stop sinning and adding to your woes, or have you forgotten that you are not supposed to call the name of your Lord in vain Why can't this Jesus be your steering wheel, why are you now trying to use Him as your spare tyre

Oloshi, did the same Jesus tell you to judge people, did he tell you to ostracise your fellow brothers, did he preach to you to run down your brothers due to jealousy and the fact that you no sabi see front due to the bung you have received/been promised, anu npam

With Christians like you . . . 

Siena:
Why do folk take pictures, and leave them sideways?

Busy_body:
Igwe I see your handiwork that was low, a very low blow, but I am still standing and you will definitely get your comeuppance dished to you in full measure I will be back,duty beckons

hbrednic:
the blackbox of the boeing wey you just buy dey with me
if you wan buy am too,ask google my number and get intouch asap as demand for it is too high.
the price is N1billion but maybe raised upwards without notice.

Busy_body:
Are you blind Do you have a problem with reading and assimilation

You should be asking yourself that question .
Anyway, I wish everything has been coming up roses for him, he wouldn't be seeking for my attention here.