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birds of a feather flocks togeda

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TeamJoyce:
No ohh God forbid,me and short guys no dey the same lane.I meant I admire tall guys.

really?
think av got a friend, do u mind follow - follow

TeamJoyce:
height

lol so wu do u want d dwarf guys to marry

mizzbouqui:
Pm? I don't reply pms sir

OK tnz

mizzbouqui:
Talk no worry

I'll pm u lera

mizzbouqui:
Really, tell me about it

haaa cant say it here oô
m sure u don't want us to be featured in d next controversial thread

[quote author=Mynd44 post=48040448][/quote]lol ban him as usual na

mizzbouqui:
Lolsss, why should you be scared nah
I know you to be brave nah

I only wish u knew ow I secretly admire u

mizzbouqui:
What I do

I was scared dey tryna defame u and all dis apend

mhisbliss:
IHATEPUZZZY lmao am so happy about your misfortune ntorr amebo now those animals will be like, hay God works in mysterious ways see how manna just came from heaven

bae y re u dis cruel?
av I offended u b4?

mizzbouqui:

u see wat u ve caused

kiddoiLL:
which kind human beans be rizz wan..everybody way dey with mama naim be broke ass?? i taya for una o

I doubt if blood dey flow reach d guy brain

rawpadgin:
u be big boy yet u still dey under parental care
u be big boy yet u nor get chi-chi for hand to go replace the food stuff

my friend, u still a small boy

are u blind to c d part wia I wrote DAT d market women would av closed?

common gerrarahia mehhn

kiddoiLL:
eeeeya..be ready to soak another cup of garri tomorrow..u go drink garri taya so tey ur eyes go dey do "waoun! waoun!! waoun!!!"

no worry ur own dey kum

life na turn by turn

EmperorLee:
Amebo kee you be dat

are u not one of d architect of my plight?

[b]​I searched evri nook and cranny of d Ouse but couldn't find it, I even checked unda d chair as if d bag could fit in, I was confused I search d old Ouse like a pastors daughter looking for her monthly period but still to no avail den I decided to check d backyard​

​I got to d backyard and I got d greatest shock of my life, I saw our dog standing beside d nylon of d meat and devouring d last piece of meat, I almost fainted, anoda corner d goats were busy feeding on d ewedu while d hens were feasting on d tomatoes, chai mogbe for dis kind buhari economy. I was confused I didn't know whether to run kumut Ouse no or to go back to d market as d sellers would av left​ * fast forward*

​30 minutes later I heard d car horn blasting, my mom z back from church I was so scared to confront her, she came in and demanded for d ingredients but here I am looking like a dummy, wen she later got to know wat append she felt like beating me to stupor but couldn't as I am a big boy on mai own. later my pupsi and my siblings later cane in hungry and anticipating d delicacy my mum has prepared but were shocked wen dey heard d story, chai naso my pupsi just called me to d living rum chai cum see as d old man tell me d story of my life, I felt like crying but as a big boy i cumut face enta rum naso all of us whack gaari go sleep. I dunno watz gonna apen tomao as d fear of waking to c dem sef dey catch me​[/b]

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mizzbouqui
trapqueen77
mimzy
curvysola
erniesmallzz
ilegend
pretthythicksme
suzan404
berlyn
mhisbliss
twaci
laveda
refiner
emperorlee
kinginvahala
lordscent
iykekevins
bigassgrace
prestigeryhme
cutehector
windupmerchant
fabulocity
tohpahz
viscar

Good evening fellow romancelanders,

I am writing dis story with pain, hunger and great dejection from my parents and siblings @d moment. before I start, pls I wanna beg us to stop all dis yabbing, threats, exposing and e-fights on this section as its impact has gone a long way even outside nairaland.

​now to my sad story​

​wipes tears and clears throat​

[b]​I am a fresh graduate waiting for nysc mobilization, ve been home for quite sometime now and I tell u sometimes boredom z worse dan poverty so I jejely dey find solace in d heart of nairaland and its controversial threads​

​My plight began dis evening, I woke up in d morning feeling fly not knowing dia z a horror @d corner patiently waiting for me. as d only child @home I gats help my mum with some of d house chores and oda stuffs..............​ * fast forward *
​this evening as my mum was preparing to go out for church leaders meeting, na so she beg me man follow her reach market to buy some stuffs to cuk for dinner as my pupsi go return from travlin today and my two oda siblings go return from skul since strike don hang em (lautech), fast I enta car plug hairphone dey shake to Yagi album.​
​we got to d market, cum see as my mama price meet worth 5k to 1200, mesef dey pity d seller but I know blame my malle person way Neva collect 7mnths salary plus dis buba economy chai.​ * fast forward*
​she bought d meat, pepper and ewedu and gave it to me to cari home, as I reach Ouse,open gate naso my phone tone beep, to check d message naso I drop d bako bag on d pumping machine beside me dey read, as I finish naso I refresh my nairaland romance page jejely, naso I see did thread wet saintsamuraii dey expose d knight and ow senior man lezz wan fire madan refiner pvzzy chain d fight sweet sotey I got carried away​

​later naso I jam anoda thread wia dem dey accuse my secret crush ( mizbouqui ) of being a male, chain I dunno wen my pants became wet bar wet I been dey think ow to chiike wit all DAT stature, I almost cried and I decided to follow the thread to know d outcome, I followed it back to back as if my veri existence depend entirely on it, from d tutorial of ow to use Google chrome to search picture till wen anoda guy said my crush z married, chain I almost cried my eyez out until Oga emperorlee came to call d oda amebos say e dey apen for madam twaci thread oô​
​@ DAT point I decided to go in and drop d ingredients and come baq wit full force oô, this is wen it dawn on me DAT am in real trouble, I looked down to pik d bag lo and behold I couldn't find it, I rushed out to check if I didn't take it in, rushed baq Into d sitting rum in case I had forgotten av already entered​[/b]

if person insult me I ll rather keep mute Dan join a gang DAT will later cum post screenshots of mai secrets,

pple still Neva learn from d likes of laveda, refiner and co

mizzbouqui:
Bae na so we see am oo, I don lost count sef

lol m following u on mai main moniker and avnt sent u a single pm

guess am brooding u

womanlover:
ihatepussy you blind? she open her account yesterday

lol if shez real or not time will tell

I don't like speculation

Luckymay:
I don't mind.

nw following, can u do d needful

NancyMathews:
done

seen