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[color=#9900ff]Prolly in secondary school
But i like to pretend am a baby sometimes [/color]

[color=#9900ff] Not impressive. . .maybe i need to see the previous year's list
And how come only one pic? Half of them have their faces in angles that we can't even see whats up.

So far the only one that looks good in my eye is Nassarawa. Maybe she's look hideous in another pic but so far she looks good[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Wait na till you see my erhhh ajebota self?

Yes we specialize in all types of music. . .preferably mixed nutty stuffs

You do not need to be in-te-rest-ed in the grandchile

Yes i dey go light incense now now. . .

Sorry but the love of my life will always be _{i really need to stop using those 'hoping' smileys}

Laydeee. . .i wan go erhh do somethings. . .i go talk to u later _{bloody need to start packing ma stuffs}
Take am easy. . .goodluck with da game and yes i will kiss ma babies for you
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[color=#9900ff]Fear wetin? say na pakoniness you be?

Lai lai. . .bollywood dey use our tracks. . .nollywood go soon use am sef
Come some months. . .we shall be reaping the profits in erhhhh where?

I no go disown am yet till am ready to disown am
Ok ooo. . .i dey go burn plenty incense

Ehen. . .see. . .the incense dey work
laughing ma frozen butt off

Make i call my husband sef . . .i want to sleep good [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Prolly coz people are gon' rely on what the organization says regardless that such movies may not be even that good. Even in hollywood people rely on the critique of critics (some who don't even know what they are watching ) Not that its such a bad thing but from what i have seen from the forum and heard for people. . .quite a number have no idea what a good movie is . . .ok i think am goin round in circles. . .lol

What i mean to say is that. . .if all that is available to critique are mediocre to horrible movies and the organization say, 'i give it a thumbs up' ' it was an amazing film blah blah' (coz there's nothing better to watch) people who rely on these critics' views will most likely subscribe to the view of the critics thereby help in the continuation of production of such ghastly movies _{hope i made sense?} [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Intelligent and hmmmm! _{humour if available}[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes na. . .jaipur hot like chilli
Record sales dey manage. . .fit use am sef as soundtrack for bollywood

My blonde granchile got norin on moi
Odin says am amazing ^{maybe na loki sef}

keep dreaming aje. . .
Yes i dey go burn incense for Shiva. . .E go help your game
Laydee na goodluck for your game ooo and nor give urself heartache ooo [/color]

[quote author=his_grace link=topic=122060.msg2084160#msg2084160 date=1206288052]Sexing on phone? imagine how bush you are - u can't even say making love on the phone - u say sexing on phone - your head wey be lime my di ck head.[/quote][color=#9900ff]U no go kill me [/color]

[color=#9900ff]It's about these 2 musicians who meet and erhhh had sex and the woman got preggars. But her dad didnt want her to have the baby, being she's a cellist with juliard. So after a fight she walks out and gets hit by a car, he that tells her she lost her baby, when he really signed up the baby for adoption. The baby is a musical genius who hears music in everything, he doesn't knw his parents but he knows (he feels deep within) that they would come for him if they hear the music. He ends up in juliard (at age 12) and has his composition is played for the show. . .it's basically his journey to finding his parents and they him through the magic of music.

awwww i like NA until this last episode which was a let down for me.

Errhhh its. . . . time has nothing to do with my body clock
The other day i was with some friends. . .one thought it (27 dresses) was alright (she's into romance) the other thought it was junk (she's into horror) I have no desire to see it. . .enchanted put me off enough of these chic flicks Besides Katherine Heigl bores me. . .i liked her better in Roswell and that movie with Depardieu when she was a kid (my father the hero i think)[/color]

[color=#9900ff]I no sabi form taste jare I get sensitive glands
I no go try your jungle skills na. . .i know how formidable dem be

Yes ooo dem use all the pantene (as we used to call in naija pan-te-ne! ) but chaiii i go soon scalp one of them ooo if only i fit chook hand thru the TV

Yeahhh i forgot about that. . .i was in jaipur some time back. . .doing some rhythms to the bongos and pangolos
Errhhhh check your nimbus. . .i think i sent it there mistakenly [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes na. . .the other day on my roadtrip. . .ma friend say na internet conception she go do

BTW @ Topic. . .what da heck is sexing on phone? Sorry i come from another time. . .we nor like phones[/color]

big father:
HOW ON EARTH IS THAT POSSIBLE WHEN THERE IS NO PHYSICAL CONTACT.
E be like say this technology thing go kill una one day !

[color=#9900ff]Stay dia. . .u nefa hear? Immaculate conception nor dey happen now. . .i hear say now na thru internet. . .na internet conception [/color]

[color=#9900ff]A blog or article sure. . .but an organization? No
Not until a certain amount of 'good' movies are produced[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Hehehe. . .yes na space dey enough to veer off to another galaxy

I no fit form taste jare. . .if i no like i no like. . .and i nor like many things
Yes ooo find cartoon channel
Me na flying moves get me now. . .see wetin we dey call film no be nollywood
See hair all these shaolin dudes wey don pour enough pantene on top hair

BTW where ma twinny Twinny twinny. . .where art thou? _{i fit do shakespeare ooo}
I still haf your pammy. . .well it's still available till me and twinny 2nd need it. . . [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Chaiii ringer ringer roses. . . [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Errhhh not really. . .i loff ma tv more [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Cheat what. . .if he's all for being like every other man. . .goodluck to him [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Broom good for flying. . .bling blingers

Pesin bring the thing say make i taste na. . .ewwww horrible taste
Help people wetin. . .pesin go chop this that, that this con drink diet soda talk say na healthy. . .omo who im dey deceive?
Meennn Hero (jet li) dey show for TV. . .see moves. . .gosh the imagery is enough to get me flying. . .
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[color=#9900ff]Have to put off my august rush for another time. . . am sooo sleepy

So i saw the 4th episode of NA. . .hmmmm! Well hmmm don't like [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes na. . .dem manage dey patriotic

Haba! When you dey learn from the experts for jungle?
Next month, you go kill us with languages

BTW wetin be all these new drinks? diet soda taste like crap
Liff the original ones as they are Calories, sugar and all [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I like taking my 3210 to starbucks and have the 'socialites' look @ me like am crazy or like i crawled out of a cave. . ._chuckles
Hehehehe atleast if i get into a fight, pesin head no dey safe from the phone
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[color=#9900ff]LMAO @ Intruder alert [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Hehehe. . .one is always a goal down

Blehhhh hin been dey support Bolton b4 becoz of JayJay
Now i nor know jare. . .M been dey support Chelsea b4 but i nor know now. . .
Their own na just players. . .teams no too be the thing for them.

Yes oo extra pammy coming up for your game
I send you suya sef to accompany the pammy

Grammar. . .yanglish. . .japchinko. . .gerabia. . . [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Na M go scatter laugh as usual
Q dey only vex when na naija dey play
The rest no send who win or who loose, na skills dem dey see

Erhhh i go berra nimbus the food. . .more extended family don dey arrive
Yes this your eyes sef. . .i go introduce you to the erhhhh crazy optometrist i know Your eye no go correct when hin finish [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Marry for wetin? Some families sef na wahala, why you go wan continue to dey punish yourself?
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[color=#9900ff]Hmmm really? I tend to totally forget the person. . .no get time jare.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]What. . no communication after 6yrs and all should be well? Which fairy tale we dey inside? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I hear about that match ooo from ma brothers. . .dem dey wait to laugh

Well nor break heart ooo . . .yes i save some for you

Errrh this your eye sef Run to where? to the no zone area [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Where did you see me?
I am shrouded in gold cloth you go only see one big gold nugget walking around [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Laydeee I did nat see you
Nope. . .no more pammy erhhh for you
Before you talk food, Toogs don chop am

Am gon's sleep hehehe beautifully 2day
How your own easter dey na? Na one of my extended brother bday _{i get plenty of them} [/color]