Happy birthday

gypsey:
people who climb the tallest mountains what do you think they gain? Or people who travel to space. it is called adventure. He gains recognitions. As we are reading and mentioning his name that is all he wants. Chai! Nigerians always wanna gain something from everything.

Okay o! He gain recognition from us, abi? Is alright

Imagine a soldier flexing muscle and worst of it all wielding cutlass for an unarmed civilian when Boko haram is there at Sambisa killing his colleagues

Nawaooo! May she receive all the help to ascend

Redxy:
Now wey u don do am, oya tell me, what have you gained...

As in eeh

Okay she tried

dadavivo:
Loud and useless man

Lol �

When you allow your libido to control you, this is what you keep hearing

I wish I know my way very well, I would have visited there this weekend

Boxer007:



i have money & i want to date u. Describe yor sef and give me yoer nomba i beg. I will take u to dinner!

Why telling me you have money? Are you talking to a beggar?

PCG001:
tɦɛsɛ ɨռռօċɛռt քɛօքʟɛ aʀɛ aʀʍɛɖ ʀօɮɮɛʀs❓❓

Innocents indeed

lichocho:
u sure say bubu sabi use android phone?

Hahaha �

He wants to drive Benz by all means

BabbanBura:


Why is this thief's trial taking so long sef?

Cause they’re the leader the authority

Womanizer:


You fúcked the woman for 11 years and still expect her to look the same?

If you drive a car for 11 years will it still be the same as the day you bought it?

Thank you

And his first assignment is to ban his predecessor from traveling to some Muslim countries �

BeeBeeOoh:
Nigeria smiling at Onyebuchi Ezedinugu right now

Lol

Hmmm

Flamemignon1:

For you guys who don't know, he's Nigerian by nationality and not by birth

okay � Thanks for the clarification

And Airforce was deceiving us yesterday

Topmaike007:
why you change your moniker?

� sorry, I don’t understand your question

Who’s human disturbing nature? What are they looking for in that cave now? Just to go and pollute there that’s all

OgbanjeProphet:
Why you no open am here for Naija

Remember say your husband wan be presido of Naija.

Charity suppose start from home.

well done

What will a single lady like me advise now? But my dear sister, since you’re in good terms with your in-laws, ask him to bring his mother, when you give birth to the second baby, your mum can now come. My humble opinion

So many things I want to say but lemme just wish the dead a joyful awakening

Which one is Nigeria Lebanese?

IYANGBALI:
stop the pretence jo

Okay �� few are normal this days

Boxer007:


can i hav romp with u, biko. am trying to love a woman. was your nomba i beg?

sick � people everywhere

[quote author=IYANGBALI post=98237469]come let’s do our own[/quote Excuse me ☝️ hmmm �

Madam! Have you solved the problem by killing her?

Retired but not tired� died in active service

showafrica:


Yea shakau is the person now telling Nigerians exactly whats happening in Borno, he usually back it up with videos. This country is tiring

Tiring is an understatement. Awkward things are what we take as normal in naija