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Lol! Please stop this. I'm tired I can't laugh

^ You can always spot the geeks and nerds of NL

ArQueBusieR: FYI, I was born sexy.
LMAO@ arse to die for. It's okay to dream, girl.

FYM (For your mind )
I see ur a fellow dreamer, we'll make the perfect babies

[quote author=Mynd_44]Lucky him[/quote]

dont8: Exact thot! Come o, your shakara don dey too much, it'll be my turn to shakara soon.

*Shakes her a[i]ss[/i] in his face*

I thot that was what classy Nigerian men did

ArQueBusieR: No. You can have the cake. I'm a fitness freak, I gotta stay sexy! And you gotta stay fat.

Stay sexy? You mean get sexy
My fat [b]a[/b]ss is to die for, so I'm staying that way thank you

dont8: I thought we're back together, am on my kneel.

Lol! You thot gini?

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Enough of this crap already
Leave the chick alone
Yes I said it [/quote]Hahaha, that crap is old!
Blokos slayer, how far?

[quote author=Raw.]Wots good y'all[/quote]Where have you been?

swtchicgurl: *ties my scarf around my waist* na you dey follow me drag?!

Eeyaaah! Babe no dragging required

He's preparing my lunch now, but I'll tell him you said hi
https://www.nairaland.com/959258/ije

gulfer: Hunky beau or porky beau?

Same difference

swtchicgurl: with sexkillz!

For ur mind shey

ArQueBusieR: Naaah. I can't attain your astonishing levels of grumpiness.

Astonishing to the power of zero
You take the cake on this one, please don't bother sharing I'm on a diet

Stevechibu: Yea,but it is a brain teaser

Brain teaser no doubt. If you had only put some paragraphs and spacing that would have been easier to figure out

ArQueBusieR: Everything cracks you up. Like an egg.

Its not my fault you're a grump

Imo obot: Romance:-Who are you sleeping with on your bed right now?
Be sincere pliz
1.Alone
2.Girlfriend
3.Boyfriend
4.Wife
5.Husband
6.One nite stand
7.Prostitute
8. Another man's wife/husband
9. Landlord
10. Pastor
11. Others (specify)

Lmao, those 2 really cracked me up!

Op, if you want to catch your cheating girlfriend who is on NL, I should say you are on point

At 25 years and she cannot be comfortable in her own home to introduce you to her mom? Even as a boyfriend? That is strange.

I am saying this because your visit was planned with her consent and not a surprise visit. At least she must have had time to tell her mom in private that "there is this guy I like who is coming to visit please come be at home so you can meet him as well". Which mother wouldn't appreciate her daughter confiding in her like that?

Well I think you should tell her you are uncomfortable with what took place, or rather didn't take place, at her house. Hear her out and make sure you are satisfied with her response before you decide to have another sleepless night!

Mscheeeew! Copy paste from some washed out country music.
Chai, ur lucky Mynd is not here

gabito4luv: Ijebabe

Nna pesin go fear o!
Gabito, thanks but e be like say dem send you, better confess

cindyrella: Idowuogbo and Ije babe

You beat me to it.

Competition dey fierce now with Denrele on the scene

Haven't we thrashed this before

Invest in better dentals, Ewu

xynerise: come check out my dog's punny. Bozo

No need for that, cos the b[i]i[/i]tch will reject him

You're just embarrassing urself. Calling you an [i]i[/i]d[i]i[/i]ot would be an insult to all the stupid people so I'll pity your lame ass. I feel sorry for you it actually saddens me

chipmunkey: Gosh! anyways you`ve got mail.

Oh, I'll have a look at it soon and reply