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Kenistry: My apologies pls.....
d link is faulty.
I was actually a 'fools day' prank. Am sorry it didnt pull tru.

So who is the FOOL now?

"April Fool" is not a word. It is made up of two words "APRIL" and "FOOL". It seems quite evident but obviously is not...

I thought this was a serious topic until I saw that Auchi Polytechnic is rated higher than the University of Benin.

The OP should've smelt a rat when he was asked to make a bank transfer instead of using a credit card.

Credit cards are the safest way to fight fraud as if it is a scam, the credit card company will fight for their money and what credit card companies fight for, credit card companies usually get!

So my advice is this - whenever buying anything online...be it tickets, furniture, electronics...use a credit card. It can save a lot of hassle if anything goes wrong. And NEVER do a transact by bank transfer because you're not protected by law if you do so.

When you say "some people" do you really mean yourself?

Doesn't sound like Rheumatoid Arthritis. Someone is conning/being conned.

fuelsaver: Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're going home (alone of course), ...after an unusually hard day on the job. You're reall...y tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles (8kms) from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE..

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Rather than sharing jokes please.. contribute by Sharing this which can save a person's life!!! —

None of this is going to stop damage to the heart muscles and it's wrong to assume that there is "only 10 seconds left before losing consciousness". A lot of times the first sign of a heart attack is death. Other times, people have heart attacks and don't even know it. And besides, when a heart attack does strike there's usually so much pain in the chest that it's hard to do anything, talk less of coughing and taking deep breaths. The advice you've given might be useful if there are palpitations (a sensation of a heart beat, irregular or not), but I'm afraid won't be too helpful in the case of a full blown heart attack.

The best thing to do is to get yourself down to the nearest proper hospital right away. To tell the truth, in Nigeria where there's isn't an emergency response team and there isn't an acute cardiac unit, the chance of survival after a heart attack is mostly down to luck, and most hospitals haven't a clue of how to properly treat a heart attack according to modern guidelines.

Nice tits though...

pretty_boi: Point the flaws out.

For one, if we follow your definition of minority tribe ie indigenous to only one state, then Ijaw is not a minority tribe. There are indigenous Ijaws in Bayelsa, Delta and Rivers states and there are some Ijaw villages in Edo and Ondo.

GEJ is Ijaw, from Bayelsa, so following your definition he isn't from a minority tribe. So your argument is flawed ab initio.

EFOSA VAL: Na wa for u o!ijeoma,if u no get better thing to talk u for just hold that ya egusi mouth o, . Is that what she asked asked for?

Aminat really sorry for ijs silly comment.don't worry u will soon find one that suits your skin tone.just be careful not to over do it dear.
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Efosa Val, I'm sure you own a dodgy pharmacy that's why you're so keen to recommend lotions that are known to be carcinogenic. In your ignorance and your haste to make a quick buck you're selling cancer.

Anyway, I can see from the picture on your profile that you use "toning" products yourself. Skin cancer is real - a word is enough for the wise.

Skin cancer waiting to happen. Your dermatalogist would be proud of you.

Does any one know who is currently on the Board of Trustees of the RCCG? I've checked their website and the information seems not to be listed.