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Nice pair of gazangas.

No matter how ripe her melons are, they still can't distract me from her ugly face. Damn...the girl wowo.

The op obviously doesn't know what a hot body or a bikini is.

Sec5: It's an act of God

No it's not. It's been shown on Mythbusters that it's possible.

crystalsaint: Enemies of Nigeria.....die in Jesus Name.

Die in Jesus Name?

And you call this Christianity?

AmicableEd: 22 year old Nigerian International and Liverpool Football Club player, Victor Moses, is not just one of the youngest dads alive, he is also a great dad.l

@op, Moses lives in Liverpool...a 22 year old Dad is relatively old! "One of the youngest dads alive" indeed!

Onila-is-cool:
Nigeria has the highest rate of identical births in the world.

That's a lie. Nigeria has the highest rate of twin births - not identical twins.

State Crown Prince? Hahaha!

Gombs: Can you explain these for me?

How did you think John recorded Jesus' prayer in
John 17, if "God knows his innermost thoughts" ? Don't you think he was loud
enough for John to hear and record it? Or as you said was he trying to "convince his fellow men that he is righteous."?

How did luke record that Paul and Silas prayed and
sang while they were in Jail?...if it wasn't loud
enough for someone outside the jail to hear?

Wot of Hannah's prayer? Samson's? David's etc


I am waiting o

What are you waiting for? Godot?

Haven't you ever heard of a silent prayer?

Or are you one of those who scream and shout at God when asking for His favour?

Mods, can you delete this thread?

It contains a lot of misleading information that might be believed by the easily led. A lot of the info is not only baseless but is also very harmful, and if followed, will probably do more harm than good.

Please delete the thread. It's the responsible thing to do under the circumstances.

Prayer is communication with God. You don't have to speak - God knows our innermost thoughts.

It seems quite a few people who "say" their prayers in public...especially those who shout at the top if their voices...are not trying to communicate with the Almighty (who isn't deaf by the way), but rather to convince their fellow men that they're righteous.

Prayers spoken aren't more potent than prayers thought. All you need is faith.

twogood: You can't understand the bible through the eyes of geography. Before geography was, God was.
Birth defects are not God's creation. He made a perfect world but sin came with its imperfections.
Look unto Jesus- by faith

The world was NEVER perfect.

iterator25: Someone needs to write the FG on This issue

Why? Don't you think the criminals in power aren't aware of all this?

Two billion naira na im you de advertise am for Nairaland?

Who you wan deceive?

If you're rich enough to drive a car you should be rich enough to pay for repairs you've caused to someone else's car.

Sue the bastard...have no mercy. Next time he'll drive carefully.

wola44: Is Nyesom Wike better than Ruqqayatu Rufai as Education minister. Note that Prof. Ruqqayatu Rufai is from Jigawa State.


Please let discuss my people

@OP, reading your post with its liberal sprinkling of grammatical errors, it's no wonder the Education minister was sacked, seeing how the education system produces people like yourself.

nne3870: @op I support you tell his mum, dad, sisters and his pastor also. Everybody should be involved in helping your BF stop the devilish act on himself.
I will help you pray!

Is this the worst piece of advice EVER to be offered on Nairaland?

Where in the Bible does it say masturbation is devilish?

What has a pastor got to do with anything?

Telling his whole family that he self services will achieve what?

And to the OP - what exactly is your own issue with your boyfriend masturbating? What exactly are your own ideas about it all and what harm do you think he might be causing?

Mazi_Omenuko: @bolded, you are absolutely right and you should be alarmed. His actions reduces libido (men's sexual drive) and once he's used to jerking off with his hands, it might lead to erectile disfunction and untimely ejaculation. Its a psych thing, once his d!ckk get used to getting erect once his fingers itches, it may be difficult for it to get erect when he's with you.

Complete nonsense.

She looks like an old, wrinkled hag and it seems like her lifeblood is being drained by those twin parasites on her chest.

OP - don't you think it would've been sensible if you'd at least written down a few lines from each song to help?

chi2012: Just when I thought I found a nice man who is so in love with me' who isn't so keen abt sex' ready to wait after marriage. Just few dayz after meeting his mother and family. I learn the bitter truth. He masturbates to keep himself satisfied... I don't feel so safe with this' and he says he would stop. But I m still worried. Is dis normal of young men? What do I do?

Ask yourself why he self services...then ask yourself if you're giving him sexual satisfaction.

Anyway would you prefer him to have sex with someone else or to masturbate?

deols: I have been having the test compulsorily for the past seven years.


If not, I may never have gone for it myself.



It has always been NEGATIVE. thank God.

If I might ask, why are you being compelled to take the test annually?

uj_sizzle: I don't like pricks

Prick as in needle or prick as in male organ? If it's the latter, the chances of you having the virus are dramatically slashed...

When any Christian can explain the "Placebo Effect" to me, I'll be able to explain "Miracles" to them?

temmythe: I've been ttc for more than a year, I felt pregnant about 3months ago and went to the hospital, in which blood PT was ran and it was a faint +ve, I was excited for getting a bit of hope, only to get home and started my period. Went back to the hospital after d end of the flow to repeat PT which came back -ve, ran ultrasound and no pregnancy was detected. Sadly I told a gfriend about it which helped inform an alfa dat prays for her, d alfa confirmed dat d pregnancy is still intact, out of curiousity I told by mother-inlaw which consulted a native man dat confirmed d pregnancy is intact. I waited for d nxt cycle to miss only to see my period again, I lost hope n I continued using my fertility drugs until my pastor told me in d last vigil dat I'm pregnant with twins. Hmmmmmn! I bought a home PT and came back -ve, just yday I saw my period again. My mother-inlaw said I shld let her know if I see my period again which I did, she called 2day to tell me d native guy confirmed m still very pregnant. D only symptoms if any is a tender and full breast, a lil frequent urination and v notive a dark line running from my pelvic to my belly button. Has any1 experienced being pregnant and no symptoms, not even a missed period or a +ve PT?

If you've a negative PT and haven't missed a period then you're not pregnant.

And by the way, your mother-in-law comes across as a nasty piece of work.

Not bad from the neck down. Horrible from the neck up.

Saint Chukz: Imagine with all the economic hardship that Spain is going through, R-madrid is still able to fork out incredulous amounts of millions in Euros. Whereas, most of this money is financed through borrowed sources from the central bank of Spain, this in the larger picture means that the Central Bank gets to bail Madrid from its financial problems, while the Central bank itself is bailed by the ECB in Europe who themselves are financed by the richer countries. What i'm trying to say here is that one way or the other, everyone is fueling Madrid's greed to speed furiously on the transfer market.

Not really if you think about it. Madrid have offloaded Higuain, Kaka and Ozil - the money raised from these as well as the reduced salary demands...Kaka alone was on nearly 200k a week...means that in net terms over a few seasons, Madrid might actually end up saving money.

Herrera to Man Utd is officially off. Moyes hasn't got a clue...United fans are upset, everyone else in England is happy.

donwilz: Actually 4 players... Jordan Ibe, Seyi Ojo, Tiago Ilori and Victor Moses.

Yeah, but Seyi is not likely to play this season. He's still with the Youth Team.

Liverpool now have 3 Nigerians/of Nigerian descent in their squad.

poshdiva: OP I understand your view. People are different. I have a friend who doesn't kiss because she finds it disgusting.


To every man his own

She finds kissing disgusting or she has halitosis? Which one is it?

NL member: Both folded belle and over wide hips.

There's no such thing as "over wide hips". Hips...and titties...are like a bank balance - the bigger the better.