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End time things!! Meanwhile, FTC

Can he deliver up to 10% of this? In the meantime, Our 5K o!!!

Waiting for all the Kenyans on NL to start their verbal assault....

Ben Murray Bruce for president 2019!

REB3L:
I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to mess, They were playing Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so I timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud too. When I finished, I started to feel better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned and was staring at me….. Why? Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music with my ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

BRUH!!!!

Is it me or do those guys look like they don't know what they're doing??

this doesn't look very comfortable at all

donholy28:
RIP to d dead o...someone said aircraft is d safest way of moving around..seems d person was wrong;death comes anytime it wants

It still is and will continue to be, can you compare it to the amount of people that die each day in auto accident??

Thank you OP,
at least yours made more sense!

ITbomb:
Ewo!!!

There are no leaders of tomorrow. If this kind small girl seduces her "uncle" now, wahala go start
I'm out!

I have died a hundred times!!!! Nice one

Haba OP, you for blur their names at least

OLUWA!! Each bag is about 50kg so that means the guy in the first pic is carrying almost 350kg on him,is this a dare or something if it is, this is just too much!!

imas:
I know Nigerian president must be there, with all the infrastructural decay, the dwindling electricity supply, unemployment and a hoard of problems too numerous to mention we can still afford a $390 million dollar plane, it just goes to show the leaders don't care, as displayed openly by the Ogun state house of assembly guy, Thank God GMB will not fail us, I know for sure.

Dude shut your mouth if you don't have anything better to say, who said he was the one that bought or commissioned the jet. The old bird has been there since the time of OBJ so stop attaching personal animosity in your comments. Left to you maybe the president should be riding okada to be traveling where he goes.

Sorry to spoil your market o but who uses a tab for one week??

GetUmad:
Nice! What if i recite "tinko tinko tinkololo tinko" What would be Google now's response?

Lmao, try am now and post your reply

GetUmad:
Nice! What if i recite "tinko tinko tinkololo tinko" What would be Google now's response?

Lmao, try am now and post your reply

Just checked it out, it's a hoax. Its just a picture of a human skeleton that was superimposed on a mastodon's skeleton picture.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/12/071214-giant-skeleton_2.html

Merlissa:
Am soooooooo downloading this game!!!!

Don't bother you'll be disappointed and frustrated too much. Character development takes too long and you'll have to resort to in-app purchase to make things faster and you're stuck with just swiping when fighting.. Graphics are good though, I'll recommend it if you're a fan of character development

Go and get Siri...lmao

tpiadotcom:
Does the op work for/with google?



This write up is bland btw, do you want to add screenshots or something. . . .

Well I don't know whether you tried it our not but it's an audio response, do you want me to record it or what

I'm loving the idea of the back cover and the battery, at least they listened to customer's opinions. But why are they still using KitKat, isn't it time for an OS upgrade??

Google Now is an intelligent personal assistant developed
by Google . It is available within the Google Search mobile
application for Android , as well as the Google Chrome
web browser on personal computers. It was first launched in 2012 and has since become extremely rivalling Apple's Siri.
Here is a list of funny phrases you can ask it and it's answers(just activate it by saying OK Google on your home screen)

"What Does The Fox Say?"
This one is based on the Norwegian comedy
duo Ylvis' smash hit "The Fox." If you ask
Google Now, "What does the fox say?" it will
reply with a "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" Ask it
again and you'll get a "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
pow!"

2. "When Am I?"
Ask Google Now, "When am I?" and it will
respond, "The present. Of course, Tardis
functionality is still undergoing development.
Sorry," which, of course, is a Doctor
Who reference. Google Now will also bring up
search results for the time.

3. "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right"
If you recite the Konami Code ("Up, Up, Down,
Down, Left, Right, Left, Right" to Google Now,
the app will respond, "Cheat mode unlocked!
Unlimited free Google Searches."

4. "What is the Nature of the Universe?"
Ask Google Now, "What is the nature of the
universe?" and it will answer, "The universe is a
spheroid structure 705 meters in diameter."
Google Now will also bring up search results for
the episode "Remember Me" from Star Trek: The
Next Generation .

5. "What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen
Swallow?"
It seems that the Google Now programmers are
big Monty Python fans. Ask the voice command
app, "What is the airspeed velocity of an
unladen swallow?" and it will ask you if you
mean an African swallow. This was one of the
questions the bridgekeeper asked King Arthur at
the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail .

6. "Who's on First?"
Ask Google Now, "Who's on first?" and the
search app will respond with a "Yes!" If you ask
it again, Google Now will reply, "And What's on
second?" The legendary Abbott & Costello
comedy routine will also appear in the search
results.

7. "Beam me up, Scotty!"
Although YouTube also features a "Beam me
up, Scotty" Easter egg, Google programmers
ported a version of the hidden treat to Google
Now. Tell the voice command app to "Beam me
up, Scotty" and it will reply, "I cannot do it
captain, I don't have the power!" in Scotty's
comical accent from Star Trek.

8. "What's Your Favorite Color?"
If you ask Google Now, "What's your favorite
color?" the voice command app will answer,
"It's hard to just pick one." Google Now will then
bring up an image search with the colorful
Google logo and web results for Google Doodle.

9. "Lions, and Tigers, and Bears..."
Recite "Lions, and Tigers, and Bears..." and
Google Now will finish the line and say, "Oh
my!" Google Now will also bring up search
results for The Wizard of Oz .

10. "Make Me a Sandwich"
Tell Google Now to make you a sandwich and it
will say, "Poof! You're a sandwich!"

11. "Who Are You?"
Ask Google Now, "Who Are You?" and it will
answer, "Searching for oneself can take a
lifetime, but a good place to start is classic
rock." Google Now will also bring up search
results for the rock band The Who.

12. "Do a barrel roll"
Saying this command causes your screen to rotate 360° just like a Jet Fighter.

13. "What is the loneliest number"
Google now responds to this usally with one.

Have Fun

siraj1402:
Ashawo.If you like bring out all your boobs celebrity President is no more.May we never have reason to ask PDP to govern us in this country again.Ameen.Baba,I believe in you and God will assist you.

What does that have to do with anything??

barcanista:
Na wa o. See wetin boys de find... Ross in case you de find another person to rape I de available on condition that you won't take my N200 and ATM card.

What if she get STD?

Supu!!

israeloliver:
How long have you been binding fornication and sex sex sex?
How long have you been repenting from lesbianism? every time God forgive me God forgive me
How long!!!!


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