₦airaland Forum

Captainbells:
I would have said Sue the Nigerian police but Nigeria is a lawless country so that won't get you anywhere

This ya signature yaf killed me

candidbabe:
I tap into this anointing. I am next in line for a testimony. Amen somebody.

A big Amen to that

mioadufe:
Which of these can you survive with
If you have no other choice
1. Marrying a pretty illiterate 2. Marrying a literate prostitute/cheating spouse 3. Marrying an ugly literate 4. Marrying a dirty literate and rich. 5. Marrying an unreligious spouse but hardworking. 6. Marrying a lazy pretty woman/handsome man.
Choose wisely ....

I will go with 5 any day anytime

tosyne2much:
NEPA nko?

I fit manage nepa . If NPF don harass you before you go confirm wetin i dey talk

dere is only 1 i remember but i cant remember the name of the film

Na only d song i remember.




Johnny maaahan jonny ti deee hey

Johnny mahanda johney dey hey hey


Abeg who know the film

chai e don kuwatch am. Dam boroba

lmao

I still dey find wetin i hate for this world pass NPF

Walks in
Vomits on thread
Walks out

Come-Raid

wordsmith042:
thats because you are an imp.. Anufia!

Hey kid pls swerve

I dont sell chesse balls

How zombies walks into the thread when they hear it is Fayose

wordsmith042:
just wait until you receive a ghost slap.

Abi is this wan mad

Why the fcck will a retard like you quote me

KingOfAmebo:
The only thing that remain the same is the price of a bottle of beer.

Ifa tear you hot slap

Heniken na #350 now

Small coke na #60

Big coke na #80

Agege bread and ewa goyin wey i dey manage see front na im don add money self

Before agege bread #120 beans #80 don do as my morning food

Now na bread #150 beans # 100 na im dey fit hol my belle.

The thunder wey go fire this government still dey workout for gym

Who the fcck is mbaka

ShakurM:
Make Smellymouth just turn celeb, these people go hear am

I tell you

E go use meme finish all of them

orijintv:
Over Nd Out

Professor Johnbull

sarrki:
Hmmm

A one eye man in the land of the blind is a king


Hero ko Heineken ni


This man failed our heroes past

Failed in our time

FAiled the future generations

N some blind mofos call him their hero

and the idiot u put there is now doing what

Stupedinluv:
Sorry boy, no woman will propose to any of you. And that's no news!!!

never said i wanted a girl to do so

Just telling you to pls learn to shut the Bleep up

Stupedinluv:
This is wrong on all sides.

The guy isnt even worth it.

Only ugly women beg and propose to men, eeeeww.

You better shut up your mouth

JaypeeAnics:
since apc have succeeded in killing protesters, let pdp also do the same to them.... karma is a bitch...
meanwhile- Gala is now #70 in my area, pls how much is gala in ur area too....

pure water dey go #20 now

Agege bread wey i dey buy #150 and beans #100 na #200 and #150 respectively.

krasican:
[color=#000000]Meanwhile a reliable source who also spoke to Versatile Reporters disclosed that the Governor was meeting with the lawmakers over the request to secure another N10billion loan[/color]

No be only reliable source. Na so una go dey carry yeye rumors

tolugar:
Buy Iphone

dash me 1 na. As i no get money to buy 1

Herlyne:
Each time I login to check sections and just browse through, I see too many emails sent to me from other members of this site. Please I have decided not to reply any of them, so you can kindly hold them to yourselves. Thank you.

Who wouldnt want to say hello to a pretty damsel


Even tho i never sent an email

pix no gree load

laudate:
I feel sorry for di girl. Instead of her to support the guy to get a good job, help him save up money so that he can stand on his own two feet, make something of himself and buy that car through his own hardwork, she went out and used her own funds to dash him a car. Not just a car, but a grade-1 tokunboh jeep. Okay, nah...

Hehehe..... trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am, na wetin he dey find oooh!

Comments like dis is 1 of the reason nigeria as a country will never move forward.


If na guy buy for d girl now na no wahala. But as babe buy now na Bad thing

KnightRod:

My kind of bae. The one I require

Me self

When dose idiots above me quote the whole topic i just want to swear for dem, and dem go still make useless comments. In short thunder fire una for dere.

royalvalentine19:
hell is real my nigga

Same for you