₦airaland Forum

Tobitrueman:
Abeg who has TB Joshua's number? The one I have is switch off

comodo:
TB Joshua make I go za oza room first.

okosodo:
Clinton will still win

tosyne2much:
Make all these prophets dey give us weekend games now


Click LIKE if you agree with me

slimthugchime:
shout out to the guy wgo have been fruendzone even when dating the girl..................

your own better sef i was friendzoned with my first message

me-hello

girl-hi bros

Jadekitana2:
are you dumb, or just asks dumb questions

No am not dear

I dont ask dumb questions. I saw the way your legs were bent in your dp . Dats why i just asked , no doubts you look gorgeous

Jadekitana2:
are u crazy, or just stupid

MissSlimbody:
Where is "dere"?

acenazt:
Na to tie her for that oven. Spread d legs on the oven,bake the vagina

littlewonders:
The way I go shout for her ehn... even army commandant go tremble. Nonsense!!

MissSlimbody:
Where my hand dey

Seun:
Why female?

prela:
Meanwhile........

Na wa o. because of this Mis Anambra case many girls can't freely buy cucumber in public anymore. Lmao

Goody IJ Adaugo wrote........
Just imagine I was buying cucumber for my weight loss, someone was busy watching me wit a bad eye so I HV to ask d aboki man to cut it into pieces b4 dey will start thinking something else

Imagine d yeye man smiling as it was being cut
I Was curious n ask y he was smiling
Imagine his reply- u can still gum it wit super glue.
I just left d cucumber wit a aboki n my money
Dis is not funny, y must I suffer for anoda persons sin?
#weeping

padi94:
What if her handwritting is bad What if she does nt want to give you her not What if she doesnt like copying note What if she doesnt even attend classes regularly What if your lecturers dey eye her 2 What if she has a cultist boyfrnd What if she only prefers COCUMBER What if another guy from your class is paroling her What if she is not in your department or class What if the girl na deaf and dumb What if you are a stammarer What if she offers you a text book where the not was gotten from What if she refers you to some1 else to get d note
These are the things i need to know

kennygee:
After cutting off soft drinks from my diet, I went from a size 12 to a size 8.

And I'm loving my new body.

MissSlimbody:
Na you sabi that one o. My hand no dey.

MissSlimbody:
And you just realized all these a week before the wedding

You know her better than we do bro, so the ball is in your court.

Twaci:
seriously

To marry don dey hungry me

davtosh:
He said this is no Show Off but it's nothing short from it.
If it was his friend that announced it ,it would have been a different thing. In fact ppl wld commend him for being appreciative.
But him ANNOUNCING it is equal to show off.


Anyway kudos to him for not forgetting the guy. thumb up for him. May God bless him more

CarlyX8:
It's still a show off bro

blackboy92:
he just had to spoil it by putting it on social media

GoodSide:
fhuck all these car ish men.
gay ass oriented gifts.
like wtf.

we act so immature and way back.
like seriously
onky in this sick ass country
do blockheads tske up pixs of a car .
i mean a tokunbo accidented car
and feel its worth the news.
like this is a normal necessity in life.
not a fhucking achievement n shiiit

stupid ass country we live in.
wtf.
nairaland sucks
its always accidented tokunbo cars of useless ppl dat makes fp always.
from linda ikeji bro.now to this.

men u guys suck

Zirah:
Jeez. I can't believe this. No one had to know, not even your right hand. And what's all the announcement about lifting him up when he was down. Why would you tell the world this? This is disappointing and shaming.

fortunechy:
TELL UR YARD PPLE........MCHTEEE!!! YEYEBILITY N SHOW OFF

donsteady:
Nonsense, you buy a car for ur guy and announce it on social media, what for?

courage89:
If that's your childhood friend, why do you need to publicize it.

Raymondreigns:
Popular u jst wanna b popu-ular!!!!!!
Ronaldo has been training dat guy dat helped him in his career but hasn't said a word till d guy confessed...
Small Honds u buy na u nr wan allow pipo rest since....
Nw d guy babe go look am as begger n charity

SillyMods:
Show off!

Enochman:
must u announce it.


Naija and show up b like ......

shamecurls:
Northern women sabi fine with correct heights and not all this dwarfs down the map with yam legs

WackyJ1:
She is 19 she doesn't know what she wants.

What many of the girls her age want is a man that doesn't give them too much attention and still gives them good sex.

Don't take her too serious, infact don't take her serious at all. Give her the push and pull treatment, some days you show her great care and attention and some days, you're just off.

And make sure you bang her very well so that she will keep looking for you on your Off days!

harizonal123:
MMM- Money Making Machine. The evil day is coming when men will say had I known.Always collecting from Paul to pay Peter by the time there will be no more Paul to pay Peter that's when the evil day comes. That's the summary of mmm

banttieman:
Why cant i get help before i render help?
Useless ponzi scheme.