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Sucre6:
What's the need posting a follow up thread when u have release the animal back to the wild, I was expecting to see progressive growth of the animal and how far big it had became.

Can you keep it for one day...?

dauntless15:
And you look like my former chimp, enjoy.

U never had a chimp...

I had a Mongoose

Pics don't lie

😌

dauntless15:
then keep your thrash to yourself and stop posting stupid stuff online, from one bastard to another bastard, and I won't avoid your threads, not that I know you sha, and I no get time to dey look for your thread but I'll deliberately do it so you can die of frustration.

This guy no well, u look like my former Mongoose...


😅

dauntless15:
Go school you no gree, did I say it has venom? Na snake abi na scorpion. Foolish ret.ard,

Mongoose bites can cause streptococcal sepsis, which can be fatal.
In one case study, a woman died from a bacterial infection after being bitten by a mongoose while washing dishes.
Early wound debridement and broad spectrum antibiotics can be life saving.
Rabies
You should consider rabies after being bitten by a mongoose.
Rabies PEP is recommended after mongoose bites.
Public health measures include routine pet vaccination, pre-exposure prophylaxis, and community education.

Copied. Try dey read if you even Sabi read.

This thread was relatively peaceful until a BASTARD like you turned up....

Avoid all my threads henceforth, I am not in your category

Mariangeles:
I felt sorry for the mom when she dropped her baby. She must've felt like she failed as a mother.🥺

A white person would've reunited mother and child. That is where we're different from white people.




No. At least, not yet.
If I eventually would, I'd consider rabbits.

Lol but I don't know where she stays...

She left in a hurry she didn't leave any address

😭

Mariangeles:
Mongoose ke? No ooO!
Na only you dey sabi see those strange animals.

Lol...


I almost ran when the mum dropped it tho

The mum was big and scary I guess I was scarier that's why she ran

Do u have a pet?

indigenous234:
Nigerian man tell you say he catch “bush meat” and he come return am back to the jungle and you believe am ?😂😂😂

I did not eat it, it was a baby nah...

How much was meat then, in that town with 1000, you will but about 15 pieces of meat, fair size walahi...

Mariangeles:
Why you dey shocked? 😀

Have you seen a Mongoose...?

dauntless15:
E for bite you your own for finish cuz what that thing has in its mouth is more than poison, be forming wetin I no know.

Na lie

It's not venomous, just sharp incisors...

Xannadu:
Not really. The old man and the sea was a compulsory read for us back then in secondary school but more of a Mark Twain, Shakespeare fan than Hemingway. But there's no doubt there's lots of brilliance in your write up though, maybe what threw me off was the title, rather than the content. I guess I wouldn't have minded if the title was more in line with your escapades in the forest, rather than the pet mongoose in particular. But then again, I'm not the writer here, you are.
Kudos.

Thanks...

I actually like to write like I am painting an abstract picture...


You have to make sense of it

Thanks

ScarletBrace:
From mongoose to kokoma, to cannabis. This your story be like Nigeria's situation under Tinubu- no head, no tail.

U get tail...?

😝

mikkyangel3:
No head or tail to be made of this tripe of a post.

How did this steamy pill of poo make it to the frontpage?

Have you seen a Mongoose?

Sucre6:
What's the need posting a follow up thread when u have release the animal back to the wild, I was expecting to see progressive growth of the animal and how far big it had became.

😜😝😛

FILEBE:
With all the advertisements about staying away from drugs? We should better to not encourage people in these acts. If you are deep in the act, i am sure you know it's bad for you but don't try to paint it as cool. One reason why we are having this never ending war with Drugs is how our celebs and artistes glorify these things. Now, youths are into it , feeling fly and funky just as they see and hear from their Idolo

I don't do drugs, I just smoke cannabis and it helped cure insomnia

TheWolfen:
honestly! It's confusing

I don't think so...

Xannadu:
Your story started with a pet mongoose and then sidetracked to a python and ended with cultists and their brew. At some point I was beginning to think of you were okay (no offence). I'm still trying to decide whether you're just a regular brilliant guy just reminiscing in no particular direction, or simply non compos mentis.

Have you read any Ernest Hemingway...?


The Mongoose is an eponymous character, I just named the story after it as a tribute

The setting never changed but the characters did...

😯

Nlfpmod

Great, because fake drinks and drugs too much...

Is that UZI...?

Yeah

Around 2021 or so...

I was in a popular town in Osun state, the town started as a refugee camp maybe two hundred years ago

I was living in the house of the richest woman in that town, behind our fence is a mango forest where I spend sometimes in the afternoon after work or sometime in the weekend doing nothing, just roaming about the little forest, beating around the bush like an idiom...

One afternoon, I saw a mother "Mongoose" on a mango tree and it saw me too. It was carrying it's baby with its mouth, maybe it wanted to exclaim haaaa mogbe as it saw me, so it inadvertently dropped the kid it was holding with its mouth.

I had never seen a "Mongoose" before then, not even on NatGeo or any book.

I didn't even know what to call it. I knew it wasn't a rat and not a bird of course.

The mother "Mongoose" ran away.

The baby it dropped was still blind and couldn't move.

It looked like a big rat with a bushy tail.

I picked it and took it home but I didn't know what to feed it. I fed it milk I wasn't sure it was ingesting it.

It was much later I got to know I could have fed it cockroach, lizard or gecko or flesh, it was a carnivorous animal I noticed it had canines, sharp canines unlike rats.

After some days it began to think I was it's mum, I kept it in my bathroom but men, it stinks like crazy. It has a peculiar smell that it secrets.

The smell was something else, worse thing is the kind of noise it makes, it's a pitchy noise louder than a rat's, and longer, it's unbearable.

I had to ditch it ASAP.

I returned it to the same spot I found it in the forest after about a week.

When I was trying to confirm its identity, I posted it here on NL and some Nlanders reached out to me. Pocahontas and some guy who runs a kind of zoo or animal rescue reached out.
https://www.nairaland.com/6581669/abeg-which-animal

In fact he was gonna buy it, but that was the day after I had returned it to the bush...

Maybe it was worth a fortune, maybe not. 😆

But it could have been unlucky if it were some kids that found it. They would have probably kill it and not even eat it.
Or maybe a snake would have swallowed it but I learnt they feast on snakes too actually, but this was a baby, I doubt it could withstand a grown snake.

Nobody in that vicinity knew what it was. They had never seen it...

Something tells me there would be a Python in that bush and I always looked forward to encounter one but it never happened, maybe it would have been another story or i wouldn't live to tell the tale.
I was always in that bush like one hour everyday, doing nothing but roaming, with my phone in hand, my Bluetooth speaker, my mug of coffee or coke, or sometimes Alcohol and most importantly, his royal highness, some Blunts.

It was ways cool there, natural. There was a shallow stream too filled with crabs and at the bank were some palm trees usually with ripened fruit. Some days I would go with a cane, fishing line, hook and sinker and pretend to fish, but I never caught nothing 😊

Sometimes later, some cultists from OAU ife were caught in that same bush during an initiation ceremony, somebody snitched on them.
The police and local vigilante went after them and they left in a hurry leaving their kokoma (brew) behind...

Some of them were caught but that brew that they left behind, the vigilante carried it and brought it to my area, to my friends bakery, there were drugs and hard drugs too.
We used some of their drugs, cannabis, rohypnol, maybe molly ( I only do cannabis)

Nobody knew what was in that kokoma but it was mostly palm wine, schnapps and some of the tablets from the look of it.
Some of us drank it and the next day they said they had a hard time staying awake and conscious 🤐


I was not sure if those cult boys had not added their blood to that brew as it wasnt black or brown or red but then I wouldn't try it.

Anyway I doubt it because it seems the initiation had just started when the police arrived the scene and screamed hands up everybody...

If you move but they moved 😂

I like to reminisce and write whenever I am bored

zeuss:
These muslim Yoruba idiots have had ilorin taken from them, their daughters, wives and mothers are raped and killed relentlessly in their farms, their oba's, children and relations are waylaid and kidnapped daily, they are daily maimed and killed in their farm, their crops and livelihood deliberately destroyed daily, their territorial forest have been invaded and under the full control of vagabonds but alas it's innocent Igbo that is on their lips. Very funny, evil, jealously bigoted creatures.

It's not like that my in-law...

I like Igbo girls

Hmmmm...

Wetin dey sup...?

Wow...

RIP

guobe:
Na cry the person de since.

Awwww...

Sorry o...

April4th:
That's Tony Tetuila and not wyclef jean.

You say....?

That's not Blackface...

Thewrath:
77 trucks form yoruba land alone….Yorubas and drugs are 5 and 6
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lol_idi_amin.gif

It's like you can not read...