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Heffalump:
Even Tinubu is afraid of Peter Obi, just like when Satan trembles at the mention of Jesus. Obi is still very much dreaded as a political heavy weight in Nigeria. This is the reason Tinubu and his team employed attack bull dogs to follow Obi around and chastise him night and day. Go and ask helinues, illicit, Pressmybutton, Reno, and Co.

They're all fretting just because of one man. Is God not wonderful?

I really don't have issues with PO

But it's d way u guys want to force him down everyone's throat that I detest

Again, we know how Buhari and his ethnic fulani were ridiculed during his tenure, I will resist any attempt to lampoon Yorubas anytime anyday...

So it's not personal

One love

Your hands are bloody sir...

Fajuyi is wailing

onuman:
Peter Obi the nemesis of JagaBandits.

After rigging out Obi the rightful winner of the last presidential election in Nigeria, JagabanDits quickly started political campaign for Tinubu's reelection 2027. JagabanDits quickly took to maligning Obi in every social media page.

Thats fair...

Having a kid is not a disease...

It's not available in syrup?

I don't like pills

chatinent:
If e sure for am, make en go Aba go try am.

It will end in suya.


If you know say you bi hard man, go Aba go thieve and make dem catch you. If you like wear Arusi Okija for body, you will still end in Suya.

Please say no to violence...

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obiekunie01:
she is an interstellar.



ANOTHER WORD FOR TIME TRAVELER.

they always stop the clock whn they come in contact with it.

Are u saying she is not from around here...?

Jeon:
Next episode pls.

My guy howfar now...

Where u dey since?

tobby20:
U just compose story because u no get ni ey for dirty December .
Oga go do ritual no dey bring bulshit here

Make I do ritual onto say I wan impress you ?

God forbid

I have seen a lot of Decembers and I will still see more, detty or not...

Which message?

Obi was telling them how he took PDP money and ran to LP...

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When I was in final year, writing my final exams. One day I received a call from a boy, Bankole, who I registered for WAEC the previous year.

I knew him from my base in Akure, he was my mentee. He called me that he was on his way to Ilorin to spend some couple of days with me. I said fine even though he never told me he was coming...


When he arrived, I tried my best to make him comfortable in my one room apartment.
But he was far from comfortable. He would always complain that he wants money. He gambles, if I give him money he gambles with it. I think I stopped giving him money but there was food in the house.

He would tell me to my face that I was living below standard that he would occupy a flat and have a nice ride at 100 level.

I told him it's fine but I am fine and contented in my little self con and I use the bus or taxi to school.

He was trying to do yahoo and he would always meet my Landlord and I saw them severally cahooting, whispering and conspiring...

My Landlord was an Alfa and I have never asked him for paracetamol.
He started going about with one guy called Principal, a ne'erdowell and dubious fast talking element.

At a point I had to inform my closest pal, neighbor and coursemate. We both tried to instil sense into Bankole but Bankole was adamant.

At some point I started seeing him with strange items and fetishes...

Like he would wake up midnight to boil water, take sand from outside, bath with black soap and always looking for Hausa sponge...

I stopped eating in my house.

I later stopped sleeping in my room. We share my bed.

I had a red short that he likes to wear.

After about a month, he left for Akure, I also left for Akure after my papers.

I wore that short that he often wears, Omoh I started scratching my body like I was infected. It was really serious.


I went to a clinic. They said it's bacteria infection. I have to disinfect my body and clothes infact the man said I must get rid of all the clothes I had worn since the itching started. I did that.

I bought new clothes. I spent money unnecessarily.

To cut the long story short.
I was inside FUTA one morning, trying to get cash from the ATM when one of Bankoles friends called me and said Bankole is dead.

DEAD!!!?

HOW?

They said that morning he just complained of stomach pain and he was dead in seconds😳

Who does that?
Bankole.

Infact they had to bury him ASAP in a shalow grave as he still have parents and was like the last child.

It was pathetic....


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After some months I went back to Ilorin for Clearance and some fornication.

I still stayed on my old street at Lords and Queen's hotel. Then I saw my Landlord and I told him of Bankoles demise.

The man said Haaa, he must have got more than what he bargained for... Can you imagine?

It means he knows something right?

Anyway Bankole is dead and I know he must have shook hand inside dark magic to get money...

Bankole may your soul never rest in peace because you f up and you no take advice...

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What if he had died in my house?


Bankole was a very jovial guy he was about 17. He was very funny and friendly and somewhat loyal...
I miss him sometimes but he f up big time. He for still dey alive like this like this...

Cheap o...

God forbid...

GEJ 2027...

Why not...?

So na only u and VDM no know say Lil smart wan promote song ni?

E ever talk wetin happen b4 them waylay am?

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ATEAMS:
Cartoon Network dot com

It's funny and weird, I know

But have u heard any such hoo b4...?

Baba Agbalagba

Epon Jagbala

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This is from Quora

The claim that some people cannot wear watches because the electricity in their body kills the watch battery is largely a myth. Here’s a breakdown of the factors involved:

Body Electricity: The human body does generate a small amount of electricity (mainly due to biochemical processes), but this is not sufficient to affect the functioning of electronic devices like watches.


Battery Types: Most modern watches, especially quartz watches, use batteries that are designed to last for a long time (often several years). A person's body electricity would not typically have the capacity to drain or harm these batteries.


Environmental Factors: Some individuals may experience issues with watches due to environmental factors such as sweat, moisture, or magnetic fields, which can affect the watch's performance or battery life.


Personal Sensitivity: In rare cases, individuals may have allergies or sensitivities to materials used in watches (like metals) or may experience skin reactions that could cause issues with how the watch functions, but this is not related to "electricity" in their body.


In summary, while personal experiences may lead some to believe their body's electricity affects watch functionality, there is no scientific evidence to support the idea that it can kill a watch battery.

Wtf

E be like o...

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RandDigital:
😂😂😂

😂

She looks like Ogbanje...

I have never heard of power that stops a watch but she was serious

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Sonnobax15:

Nice guess..

Perhaps,you should start running for your dear life..

But she is damn cute and she's after me like she might just show up anywhere I am but I am yet to let her know my place

Hi everyone, Merry Xmas in advance

I have a beautiful female friend. Drop dead gorgeous. I mean drop dead gorgeous. Exactly...

Our relationship will soon get sexual.
But there's something she told me on our last date... She wears expensive watches but when you ask her the time she has to use her phone.

So yesterday, I found out her watch doesn't work because she told me. She told me that her watches stops working like days after buying it. Like the battery drains rapidly.

She said if someone else uses it,it works.
She said her blood is powerful...


Is any of those things real?

So I asked her, if your blood stops your watch, how come it doesn't stop your car...?
Maybe it won't.

I have seen her with different expensive watches. Not expensive like millions but nice watches

I didn't try her watch but what if I mount her and she stops my heart

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😳

Where is the HQ of this pan african thingy...?

WizKid

Starboy


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mayorall:
Payment sent. Kindly confirm. Enjoy your Christmas. I have exceeded numbers of pictures I can post on nairaland within 24hours so I am not able to attach the screenshot.

Thanks for your participation.

Received


Thank you

Same here...

mayorall:
Hi. Kindly drop account number here with bank name and first name. Kindly remove it when you received the payment

Ok thanks

My signature is an advice to all Nairaland users and guests so as to prevent, reduce or avoid traffic mishaps

I always discourage violence too

Please say no to violence
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Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance...