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Family › Re: Nursing Mother Tearfully Begs Side Chic To Release Her Husband by illicit(m): 11:06am On Sep 08, 2024
Sorry
Politics › Re: PDP Died The Moment We Left There, I Will Win 2027 Election - Kwankwaso by illicit(m): 11:01am On Sep 08, 2024
I wish you GOODLUCK
Politics › Re: How Peter Obi Planned To Remove Subsidy. (picture) by illicit(m): 10:16am On Sep 08, 2024
Dantatanazzy007:
Then stop defending mediocrity
But I can do what I want...
Politics › Re: How Peter Obi Planned To Remove Subsidy. (picture) by illicit(m): 10:00am On Sep 08, 2024
Dantatanazzy007:
U mean 1700 dollar...u are an evil person.... and therefore evil will follow u
Haba this early morning...
Politics › Re: How Peter Obi Planned To Remove Subsidy. (picture) by illicit(m): 9:57am On Sep 08, 2024
Dantatanazzy007:
He would have made a jobless fellow like u to have a Job... instead of being on nairaland defending mediocrity
I have a job actually...
Health › Re: Pregnant Banker Gives Birth In Prison In Osun, Sparks Outrage by illicit(m): 9:08am On Sep 08, 2024
Hard life...
Literature › Re: Write Short Stories Of Not Less Than 200 Words. by illicit(m): 9:05am On Sep 08, 2024
sochey:
Hiii, happy sunday!
Thank you for the acknowledgement.

I'm in Lagos, you?
My pleasure


Abj
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Politics › Re: Betsy Obaseki: I Am Not Barren, Have Suffered Miscarriages, Stillbirths by illicit(m): 8:47am On Sep 08, 2024
😶
Romance › Re: J by illicit(m):
Since u already know what she uses it for, no biggie...
Shebi she dey give u punna
It's a different thing if she recharges and then call other guys
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Real Friends Of Jesus? by illicit(m): 8:02am On Sep 08, 2024
So I am not his child again...?
Science/Technology › Re: A 16-Foot Python Kills Indonesian Grandmother, Mob Carries Out Revenge by illicit(m): 7:58am On Sep 08, 2024
abobote:
What is nice about this
It was killed...
Career › Re: Nollywood Actor Becomes Plumber In Canada by illicit(m): 7:22am On Sep 08, 2024
Hustle...
Education › Re: Father Demands Justice After His Baby Was Attacked On The First Day At Daycare by illicit(m): 7:02am On Sep 08, 2024
Police or not

I will personally lock down the place...
Romance › Re: Woman Slept With 40 Men To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos & Video) by illicit(m): 6:56am On Sep 08, 2024
Glimpsetv:
You mean video of her doing the 40 Men? 🤔
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Romance › Re: Woman Slept With 40 Men To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos & Video) by illicit(m): 12:09am On Sep 08, 2024
Video or...


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Literature › Re: Write Short Stories Of Not Less Than 200 Words. by illicit(m):
STARBOY

The night he returned from his 2nd European tour. DJ Exclusive and Flex picked him from the airport...
They went to Shitta, ate Amala. From there they went to National stadium to play if you know what I mean.
Not even the P.A, the personal bodyguard or the attached Mopols in his convoy noticed the Toyota Tundra that has been tailing them from Ikeja.

He will like to see his mum, she must be back from church at this moment. She prays a lot. He was going to buy her a Venza. He bought her a Rav 4 in 2011.
From national stadium back to Shitta to Masha Kilo doesn't take more than a half hour.
They were under the Ojuelegba bridge in the new Bentley when the Tundra caught up at the traffic light and sign at Shitta...


Someone from the back seat of the Tundra wound down the window and presented 2 Glocks towards the Bentley. The trigger was pulled... Kpa kpa kpa kpa...

As soon as the shots rang out. He woke up on his bed in his hotel room in Ibiza.
It was a nightmare. He picked up his phone and called his mum, Iya Ayo...
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Food › Re: What Is The Maximum Time You Spend Eating A Meal? (pictures) by illicit(m): 11:25pm On Sep 07, 2024
Mariangeles:
Cc: Nlfpmod
It depends sha...
Politics › Re: The Arochukwu King Should Rank High Than Obi Of Onitsha by illicit(m): 11:18pm On Sep 07, 2024
Ebubu:
It's a common practice in Africa even among Zulus and Bini and Yoruba, no? undecided
Not in Ekiti where I am from...
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone Who Lives In Rooms Like This? by illicit(m): 11:18pm On Sep 07, 2024
Mariangeles:
You mean as long as you don't impregnate her there? cheesy
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Romance › Re: Ass Hole Licking by illicit(m): 11:16pm On Sep 07, 2024
HellVictorinho8:
Can we discuss sumtin private

Mail me pls

Itz related 2 the sex industry
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Literature › Re: Write Short Stories Of Not Less Than 200 Words. by illicit(m): 11:15pm On Sep 07, 2024
sochey:
Devilish Activity

For most of us, our charity began in the church, under the watchful eyes of sister Agnes. She'd sometimes show us how to do it by herself, with her hands.
I can recall how she'd encourage Bolaji to continue no matter how bad he was or how terrible he appeared to be for Bolaji was a slow learner. Practice makes perfect after all.

Now Bolaji is the master of our devious little games even after sister Agnes is long dead and buried. I on the other hand is crippled by depression, fear, ignominy of the things committed and afraid that I might never stop. Because if Bolaji is the king, then I'm the queen and this devilish activity isn't supposed to be happening in the house of God.
This is what we are talking about...

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Literature › Re: Write Short Stories Of Not Less Than 200 Words. by illicit(m): 11:13pm On Sep 07, 2024
sochey:
Hello!

I'm finally back on NL after a very long time... I hope I'm back to stay cuz life be doing the most, lol.

So, I'm using this medium to continue to sharpen my writing skill. i actually got this idea from @illicit i stumbled upon one of his post and contributed so, yeah.

i like Paranormal, horror and anything besides happy ever after. we all know that there's nothing like happy ever afters. it only exists in cartoons anyway. (abi na why my life they swing like paper carried by the wind like this)

i saw a post on FB about this lady who doesn't like watching horror films or anything scary because according to her, life is already messed up and we experience and encounter scary things everyday so why spend your time watching things that'll probably make it difficult to sleep at night.

To me, I'd say, to each her own. I think paranormal writings or movies broaden our mindset and way of reasoning. You tend to learn a lot from it. its like being served Oha soup after eating Egusi for two months straight (I don't know). Or what do you think?

One thing I do while watching horror films is that when it becomes too gruesome, I tend to make my brain believe that it doesn't exist anyways. I mean, its all staged and these actors aren't really experiencing those things, so it makes it easier to watch. I went on a date with one guy some months ago and where we decided to chill and relax, there was a tv stationed up at the left hand side of the room. This Batista horror movie was showing and we decided to join the people who were watching. I was interested in the movie because maybe, I'm a writer or so I pride myself. So i wanted to see and be able to define all the horrific things that happened (like slitting of throats with knives as blood pumps out without control) i'm not a witch, i promise.

There was nothing to the date, though. The chicken was already devoured and only the bones remained on the plate. i don't drink alcohol so only a bottle of corked malt was fizzling on the table. This guy was fine, sha, has all the perks and whatnots but he was moving too fast and the music was too loud to hear what he had to say about his life or how his ex girl left him (just like that).

So yeah, we didn't talk much and only focused on the movie and occasionally looking into each other's eyes (i honestly didn't know why). Few other people who were present was too engrossed in the movie so we joined in and laid out our contributions (of why Batista had to kill this pretty girl like that cuz wtf) So, to cut the long story short (the date lasted for two hours) the men in the room were sort of cowering and covering their eyes whenever a throat was slit and blood pumps out like a tap that's being let loose.

Me, in all my glory didn't cower or cover my eyes, no. I literarily popped my eyes open and watched every thing that was acted and this people were actually looking at me like i was ekwensu in angel's clothing (i was actually wearing a white gown) I can remember my sister teasing me if it was a burial ceremony i was going to and not a date because i simply decided to wear white. I watched all the Batista stunts and cinematography with eyes wide open and this people (only men) were flabagasted by the little woman in the room ( cuz God, i am short for my liking) I'm sure they all fell in love, cuz who wouldn't?

Anyways........ all these just to explain why i prefer horror, sci-fi and paranormal movies and writing over your random LOL movies.

But all these things sha depends on the mood i'm in cuz Lord, i wouldn't be watching horror movies when I'm heart broken, unable to eat and crying my heart out. Ha!
I feel u

I don't like or write happily ever after stories too. I feel they are too cheap and random. I like paranormal. I like Dean Koontz...

You will make a great writer.

Where are you chatting from?
Education › Re: UON Medical Student Caught Cheating (Video, Photos) by illicit(m): 11:10pm On Sep 07, 2024
Themandator:
Please which school is uon
University of Nigeria, I guess...
Romance › Re: Girls; Is This True? (pix) by illicit(m): 1:27pm On Sep 07, 2024
Yeah sure...
Romance › Re: Ass Hole Licking by illicit(m): 1:26pm On Sep 07, 2024
kaycblack7:
A lady recently spread my legs and licked my ass hole. It was a very cathartic experience.
Please gather here if you have ever had your ass hole licked and sucked.
Present, sir...
Education › Re: UON Medical Student Caught Cheating (Video, Photos) by illicit(m):
This one don buy market...

At UNILORIN, that's expulsion
Politics › Re: The Arochukwu King Should Rank High Than Obi Of Onitsha by illicit(m):
Ebubu:
Arochukwu wey dey sacrifice 1,000 human heads to Ukpabi shrine yearly? Rode on horse backs and had infantries? They defeated Ibibio in very short period of time and went into Hinterland to get slaves to sell.

Arochukwu for ransack Bini palace before the British go come do their own expedition.

Arochukwu NEVER lost any battle against African kingdom, only the British. And were more known to be ruthless than Bini.

Obi of Onitsha na ordinary bini Prince and i no rate am
Are you really proud of your first paragraph...?

Could this be why there are more Hausas and Yorubas even before the civil war?

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