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Politics › Re: Billionaire Bill Gates To Visit Nigeria On Tuesday by illicit(m):
Yeah his first stop is yellow pages Kubwa where he will eat barbecue fish with me...

I will give him one babe from soul lounge
Romance › Re: How Do I Handle This Please by illicit(m): 3:23pm On Sep 02, 2024
Call d number nah...

Simple
Jokes Etc › Re: A Foreigner Updated His Picture,see Nigerian Comments by illicit(m): 3:21pm On Sep 02, 2024
Jesus!

Jesus Christ of internet
Celebrities › Re: Rema With Family & Friends At His Home In Benin City (Video) by illicit(m): 1:33pm On Sep 02, 2024
officialwdhtv:
New fashion trend cheesy
Men i can't wear that much clothes
Politics › Re: 2027: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Planning Possible Merger – PDP by illicit(m): 12:35pm On Sep 02, 2024
That's not a bad idea...

It's ridiculous
Politics › Re: What Would Happen If These Sorts Of People Rule Us? (photo) by illicit(m):
Politics is not Rocket science btw...
Health › Re: Inside Abandoned 250-bed Ogun Hospital Where Termites, Others Are Patients by illicit(m): 11:57am On Sep 02, 2024
SmileDance:
me sef reason am, maybe they have more than one set of twins in the family
Torh...
Fashion › Re: Chidimma Thanks Supporters, Says Crown Isn't Just For Beauty But Call For Unity by illicit(m): 11:29am On Sep 02, 2024
Smartcitizen:
What do you want to do now?
I want to know...
Fashion › Re: Chidimma Thanks Supporters, Says Crown Isn't Just For Beauty But Call For Unity by illicit(m):
Was there a Miss Universal Taraba before Chidinma was invited...?
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nigerian Comedy Skitmaker Presently? by illicit(m): 10:48am On Sep 02, 2024
Mariangeles:
I quite enjoy @mama deola's skits.
Although, he can be very loquacious. cheesy

Cc: Nlfpmod
Kiekie
Celebrities › Re: Rema With Family & Friends At His Home In Benin City (Video) by illicit(m): 10:39am On Sep 02, 2024
Oh yeah...

Why he usually overdressed tho

And that Seyi vibes...
Health › Re: Inside Abandoned 250-bed Ogun Hospital Where Termites, Others Are Patients by illicit(m):
But wait...

How can kehinde be 26 and Idowu be 34?

shocked
Crime › Re: Man Removes His Wife's Eyes For Money Ritual In Abia (Photos) by illicit(m): 9:51am On Sep 02, 2024
Wtf
Crime › Re: Tragedy Strikes As Man Brutally Attacks Wife, Gouges Out Her Eyes In Suspected R by illicit(m): 9:49am On Sep 02, 2024
Na wa o
Politics › Re: Nigerians Lambast Oshiomhole For Calling Edo Governor, Wife Childless by illicit(m): 9:21am On Sep 02, 2024
Zackattack:
My comment shouldn’t offend you. It was meant out of pity for your children.
If you don’t pity me, at least pity them. Because life is already leading them 2 nil. You and Nigeria.
I hope you don't have children

Your type are the suicide bombers...
Health › Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad. by illicit(m): 7:40am On Sep 02, 2024
Malawian:
Lock him up in a self contained room. Pass his food through a door. After few weeks, he will completely withdraw from the effects
of the drugs. You can then release him. Make sure the bathroom is not with a bath basin so he does not drown himself.
He may harm himself like hanging or stab himself with anything
Politics › Re: Nigerians Lambast Oshiomhole For Calling Edo Governor, Wife Childless by illicit(m): 7:11am On Sep 02, 2024
Zackattack:
Poor African mentality.
You think having children is about scoring goals.
Children are a huge responsibility and liability for any sensible person.
If you like, have them for the sake of scoring points.
It takes a BIG PERSON to decide not to have or adopt children.
So ur parents were irresponsible for having u liability for a son...?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Lambast Oshiomhole For Calling Edo Governor, Wife Childless by illicit(m): 9:44pm On Sep 01, 2024
Obaseki no fit play ball abi e no fit score goal, which one nah...?
NYSC › Re: Corps Members Seen Enjoying A ‘free’ Ride To Their PPA In A Car Trunk (video) by illicit(m): 9:42pm On Sep 01, 2024
After collecting 70k plus


See her yansh....
Politics › Re: Peter Obi In River State, For The Funeral Thanksgiving Of Peterside's Mother by illicit(m): 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2024
This man like dead people...
Politics › Re: What If China Refuses To Release Tinubu? by illicit(m): 8:37pm On Sep 01, 2024
Usmanovic95:
Eskus me sir, please who are the WE you are referring to in your statement?
tongue
Crime › Re: 15-year-old Goodluck Bison Breaks Into Neighbour’s Home, Rapes 14-year-old Girl by illicit(m): 8:31pm On Sep 01, 2024
Bison is an animal nah...

Wawa
Celebrities › Re: Chidimma Adetshina - Similarities Between South Africa And Yoruba People by illicit(m):
Af0nja:
Igbo is not Ibo, so you want a mother to speak Yoruba (because of course no one speaks English at home unless you were raised in an estate) just to appease your comfort? A woman that has spoken Igbo to her daughter for decades should now switch to English or Yoruba for your sake?? And this is enough reason for you to leave? You never wanted to stay okay.

I'm not saying there are no tribalistic Igbos, just saying your situation doesn't call for leaving
What was wrong is that they speak English most of the time...

Amaka hardly speaks Igbo...

I know d dad wella, the mum just didn't make me feel welcome for reasons best known to her

Amaka apologized
Politics › Re: Close Your Eyes A Little, And Move Close. Then You Will See What I See by illicit(m): 7:45pm On Sep 01, 2024
JuicyEarth:
How will the first woman's hand be that long? Or is there a headless being sitted under Tinubu's umbrella?
Lol
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Suck by illicit(m): 7:39pm On Sep 01, 2024
Yes I suck breast...

I enjoy it
Politics › Re: What If China Refuses To Release Tinubu? by illicit(m):
We will declare an all out war on China, blow it to smithereens and reduce it to ashes....

We will obliterate them, annihilate them, exterminate them, terminate them and migrate them to Hades



Yeh!
Who slap me?

shocked
Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu Arrives Beijing, China For His Official Visit by illicit(m): 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2024
BornAgainLady:
Pray they don't seize him too.
Dem no dey seize water, tie am inside cloth
Nobody can seize Baba mi Agbalagba

Epon Jagbala...
Romance › Re: Has Any Guy Here Tasted A Dwarf Before? The Experience Was Mind Blowing For Me by illicit(m): 3:59pm On Sep 01, 2024
Sammy101111:
Not bushy but at least when I lay on you let hair they there small I swear . A least little hair will trigger you more when you touch that sport to insert 😂
Ur head dey there sir...

Without any feel of hair it is somehow to me
Food › Re: The Kind Of Neighbor Everybody Wants Right Now (pics) by illicit(m): 1:09pm On Sep 01, 2024
Mariangeles:
There was no point because the other dude already quoted it. 😀
Anyhow sha.
Yeah
Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu Arrives Beijing, China For His Official Visit by illicit(m): 1:07pm On Sep 01, 2024
Baba should make sure that rogue Chinese company is reprimanded severely...
Celebrities › Re: Chidimma Adetshina - Similarities Between South Africa And Yoruba People by illicit(m): 11:14am On Sep 01, 2024
I don't think so...
See, my ex, ibo girl, born n bred in Ekiti, speaks all versions of Yoruba fluently, infact refuses to answer Amaka, calls herself Esther

When I took her home, I introduced her as Amaka to my mum, my mum assumed she doesn't speak Yoruba, my mum spoke English until Amaka answered her in Yoruba


When I went to their house, despite the fact that they all speak Yoruba, pidgin and English
The mum chose to speak only igbo throughout my stay, the only language she knows I don't speak and Amaka has to be answering her in English just to make me feel comfortable

I left...

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