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Politics › Re: Lokoja As The Capital Of Proposed Okun State: A Risky Gamble We Must Avoid. by illicit(m): 4:27pm On Jul 12, 2025
adeoyekay:
oooo grin grin
Kabba not even a city self, this is one of the point they are considering in merging them with Lokoja
Haha

Kabba try nah

🫢
Politics › Re: Lokoja As The Capital Of Proposed Okun State: A Risky Gamble We Must Avoid. by illicit(m): 4:03pm On Jul 12, 2025
It should be in Kabba, the biggest Okun town
Agriculture › Re: How I Plan To Grow Maize Organically From My Backyard by illicit(m): 12:48pm On Jul 12, 2025
Cool

I paid some almajiri to plant corn in my yard too

It has flowered now

U wanna see?
Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Is Sexually Naive And Inactive @25 by illicit(m): 12:14pm On Jul 12, 2025
Intent247:
Is Spanish fly really real. I thought it's just stories.
i checked it on Jumia nah insecticide come out
Lol. It's real and it's not insecticide

Just make sure you discuss it with her

It's about 1000 naira
Romance › Re: Why Do I Attract Single Mothers by illicit(m): 8:34am On Jul 12, 2025
They know that you don't approach single girls so they thought they have a chance....

You self try dey be around single girls
Politics › Re: Is Shettima Rebelling Against Tinubu? Shettima by illicit(m): 8:30am On Jul 12, 2025
helinues:
I love how Vice president Shettima has been handling those who want to deliberately pitch him against president Tinubu.

We are yet to read about any misunderstanding between president Tinubu and VP Shettima, all you have been reading are gossip news

Replacing Shettima might be costly politically because before departing, things might have been scattered which won't be good for the reelection. In my own access, Shettima is not doing bad, he should be retained
Honestly speaking

The guy is going rogue bro and I know Tinubu must be aware already


He is speaking out of line deliberately these days

You can't blame the opposition for latching on, he is up to something...
Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Is Sexually Naive And Inactive @25 by illicit(m): 8:27am On Jul 12, 2025
Do you know this thing they call Spanish Fly

It's sold in stores

A satchet will do the trick

Tell her about it and she should drink it before u guys get down ok
Crime › Re: 3 Nigerian Nationals Kill Ghanaian Taxi Driver by illicit(m): 8:25am On Jul 12, 2025
Nigerians again....?


Why are we this wicked sef


I was broke throughout last year and I didn't kill anybody
NYSC › Re: How Can A Registered Company Apply To Host NYSC Corps Members? by illicit(m): 8:21am On Jul 12, 2025
Just go your nearest NYSC camp...


That's how it's done

Yes you need all necessary documents to prove your company is legit and you pay tax
Crime › Re: Indian Tennis Star Radhika Yadav Shot Dead By Her Father Over Instagram Reels by illicit(m): 8:18am On Jul 12, 2025
Torh....




How many characters come remain now


Na wa oh
Education › Re: Now That Parents, Schools Aid Cheating In Examinations by illicit(m): 8:17am On Jul 12, 2025
lexy2014:
if its obvious, then you should have problems answering my question.

Who are the people?

When did you and I have a discussion about being deprived opportunities?
You really don't know that you sound deprived?


Especially by the way you ask the same questions over and over and over and...
Education › Re: Now That Parents, Schools Aid Cheating In Examinations by illicit(m): 8:01am On Jul 12, 2025
lexy2014:
Who are the people?

When did you and I have a discussion about being deprived opportunities?
🙄


It's obvious bro


No be Nigerian u be?


No dey form privileged


🥵
Education › Re: JSS3 Student Kills Teacher Over Seized Cap by illicit(m): 7:59am On Jul 12, 2025
3kay945:
Were you there? You know what transpired between them?

Have you ever been a teacher?

Just open mouth waoooo to spill rubbish
I was a teacher


This kind of things happen but na u no go let am turn to fight


You don't have anything to prove to your students about your pride and might

Just keep it professional even when they are being kids and unruly


Don't ever ever get in a fight with a student


I have been teaching even before I graduated


Taking from experience bro
Phones › Re: 7 Lagos Markets Where You Can Buy An Iphone And Go Home With Fufu by illicit(m): 7:58am On Jul 12, 2025
ufotunang:
.and what happened next?



21 characters remaining
They asked for my number and ofcourse money to do their work


I didn't give them, I just left

Mind u, when that guy was hustling me, there was one igbo guy nearby selling clothes that was giving me signal but ....
Education › Re: JSS3 Student Kills Teacher Over Seized Cap by illicit(m): 7:56am On Jul 12, 2025
ZombieDredd:
Why do some of you love to blame victims of incidents?

It's unruly for the young lad to even think of engaging but somehow Una go blame the victim wey die?
I was a teacher

When a student decides to fight you, back off

Because he will and you are the one that has a lot to lose


Just send them home to their parents and take disciplinary actions that doesn't involve altercation


Student can beat you very well and at the end, na beg them go beg you....


Long story
Education › Re: JSS3 Student Kills Teacher Over Seized Cap by illicit(m): 9:06pm On Jul 11, 2025
Omo


Some teachers sha dem no know how to deal with unruly students

Never let it become a fist fight...
Phones › Re: 7 Lagos Markets Where You Can Buy An Iphone And Go Home With Fufu by illicit(m):
ufotunang:
..ok and did you go back to where you bought it and lay some complain that is iron and fufu you saw in the phone pack
I went back

I saw another guy


He said that guy is a criminal he will help me find him I should give him money


Let me tell u, there were policemen and armour tank nearby observing everything

I think they are in too

Cos I went to them and....
Phones › Re: 7 Lagos Markets Where You Can Buy An Iphone And Go Home With Fufu by illicit(m): 7:39pm On Jul 11, 2025
DeepSight:
But why would anyone buy a phone or laptop without testing it on the spot
Lol

🤣


I did test it on the spot o but you can't understand how swift those guys are....

It will be swapped right under ur nose


🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phones › Re: 7 Lagos Markets Where You Can Buy An Iphone And Go Home With Fufu by illicit(m):
Computer village....

Character full that place abeg

Maybe 2010/2011

I bought blackberry bold when I climb okada, I say make I on am


E no on, I open the case na one big rusty iron and actual fufu that I saw inside...


😭

Worse thing was, while d guy was hustling me, there was one guy selling clothes nearby trying to give me signal but my mind dey tell me say na enemy of progress...
Education › Re: Now That Parents, Schools Aid Cheating In Examinations by illicit(m): 4:38pm On Jul 11, 2025
lexy2014:
Who should be blamed?

Dfhjnccfvjkkkbvvvbkkkbccc
The people that deprived you and I of equal opportunities
Politics › Re: Suspension Of Fubara Was In Order, Constitutional - Shettima Clarifies Stand by illicit(m): 4:37pm On Jul 11, 2025
Shettima is misyarning of recent....


What the f is wrong with him
Education › Re: Now That Parents, Schools Aid Cheating In Examinations by illicit(m): 2:45pm On Jul 11, 2025
I actually did that for a living for a period of time....

You can't blame me, I didn't have alternatives
Politics › Re: Corrupt Politicians Hide Loot In Crypto Wallets — EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede by illicit(m): 9:50am On Jul 11, 2025
You expect make them put am for OPAY ni....

U better step up like FBI and stop telling us something that's not news
Politics › Re: Buhari Government Hunted My Allies After 2015 Election - Jonathan by illicit(m): 9:46am On Jul 11, 2025
Normal....



Those your allies sold you out in shady deals

U were all by yourself
Crime › Re: Customs Intercepts Container-Load Of Donkey Genitals On Kaduna–Abuja Expressway by illicit(m): 9:35pm On Jul 10, 2025
😳🫢🤫🥵


What a wonderful worldddddddddddddddddddddd
Politics › Re: Hate him, love him but you can't ignore El-Rufai - VP Shettima by illicit(m):
What are you saying bro...?

I don't like the sound of this

Cc helinues
Education › Re: Pictures Of Private Universities Facilities In Ghana by illicit(m): 6:12pm On Jul 10, 2025
TOMMYS:
Omo ope. If Una see prestige hostel for big boy junction, sanrab Una go bow.
😂


Omo I think I know that hostelll


Like 4 storeys abi
Education › Re: Pictures Of Private Universities Facilities In Ghana by illicit(m):
Have you seen Lagos hostel

UNILORIN


Better by far
🥵


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Culture › Re: Caption This Photo Of Former President Obasanjo by illicit(m): 11:57am On Jul 10, 2025
Baba Ladoja get sense die....


One of the focused elders I am aware of

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