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NYSC › Re: My LGI And Kafayat (True Story) by illicit(op):
GenZphilosopher:
The rest? Wetin later do Kafayat?
Ok now

Kafayat.

That night when she was with the LGI, he tried to share a room with her but she refused. She made him sleep in his car.

That was the truth. She recorded their conversations.

I heard the man tell her that it was because of this opportunity that he transferred me to a very far place.

I had not thought that he had a hand in my posting.

But I was surprised at some other things I found out much later.

So when she called me. I was still at the RAC centre and watching Mathematicians and statisticians doing their thing. There was a big paper result on the ground and you can actually walk on it. They were looking at numbers and recording as the results come in...

It was wonderful.

I told her to stay put in the hotel till day break. When day breaks. She could locate a better hotel because people were leaving already.

If it was me and I found myself in such situation I am sure I would have spent the night at the palace or anywhere else at the Kings expense, I was a corper so I would just knock his big gate and explain my predicament.

The palace was new and I know the rooms much be nice. Buy I never went there till I was posted to another town, my PPA.


Now my APO we went to town, surprisingly shops remained open and there were people outside even though there was still tight security.

At a particular shop. We are amala and gbegiri with Ewedu and assorted meat.

Maybe I drank beer I can't remember


From there, I called Tunrayo, she said she's fine and would find me once it's morning... Do that we can go back... But we didn't go back, stay tuned

My APO wants to sleep. Why can't we walk up to the palace here and see a room then... Lol I don't even know the palace there...

I just asked for a hotel, a nice hotel. Somebody took us halfway and pointed to a beautiful building, well lit from the distance... It was enticing... We couldn't walk... We kind of ran towards it...
Politics › Re: Frequencies And Duration Of President Tinubu's Visits To France (Photo) by illicit(m): 9:54pm On Apr 03, 2025
I don't know if Asiwaju speaks French but I have seen a video of Prof Woke Soyinka speaking French, not fluent in my opinion...

He must speak French if he spends that much time anytime in France
Crime › Re: Soldier Cuts Off Shoe Seller’s Fingers In Minna Over Payment Dispute In Minna by illicit(m):
Make everybody dey guide...


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Family › Re: Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin As A Married Man. by illicit(m): 2:56pm On Apr 03, 2025
Wetin I wan take virgin do...?
Education › Re: Must A Teacher Be A Teetotaler, A Non Smoker And Pious??? by illicit(op): 2:48pm On Apr 03, 2025
Front page pls
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by illicit(m): 2:39pm On Apr 03, 2025
martinosi:
email me God Bless!
Hi, I am a teacher

I have applied, I mailed you.

Weldone.
Politics › Re: Dead Body Discovered Today At Shasha Canan Lagos - Viewers Discretion Adviced by illicit(m): 2:21pm On Apr 03, 2025
Make everybody dey guide o...
Politics › Re: Akpabio Removed 5 Senators For Not Supporting His Senate Presidency Bid - Abbo by illicit(m): 7:29am On Apr 03, 2025
U were not supposed to be in the Senate in the first place bro...
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by illicit(m): 7:24am On Apr 03, 2025
Yes MILF...
Crime › Re: Three Mortuary Attendants Escape Lynching Over Corpse’s Missing Testicle In Abia by illicit(m): 8:17pm On Apr 02, 2025
Epon!


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Politics › Re: My Suspension Is The Will Of God And For Greater Glory - Fubara (video) by illicit(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2025
It is Wike's will...
Romance › Re: Driver Caught Having Sex In Company Vehicle While Colleagues Watches Live (Pics) by illicit(m): 12:47pm On Apr 02, 2025
Fvck up...
Crime › Re: Port Harcourt Pastor Elijah Arrested Over Alleged Homosexuality After Leaked Vid by illicit(m): 12:24pm On Apr 02, 2025
Shey I go ever trust all this pastors again like this...?
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by illicit(m): 11:51am On Apr 02, 2025
TheBreastSucker:
I did not meet my quota for last quarter.

My target was to suck the breasts of a least 20 ladies every month meaning that in 3 months I should have done 60 ladies.

I was able to achieve only 46 ladies meaning I have a deficit of 14 sad
I suck one girl for breast, I suck the left one, nothing sup

I suck the right one, water dey comot for the nipple...

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu To Embark On Working Visit To France by illicit(m): 11:47am On Apr 02, 2025
Ok
Politics › Re: Natasha Defies Kogi Rally Ban, Confirms Sallah Visit To Constituency by illicit(m): 8:19am On Apr 02, 2025
Parizz:
you will suck her pussy
Yeah
After she rim my butthole...


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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Suspected Member Of Cult Group Terrorising Ogun, Recover Arms by illicit(m): 6:16pm On Apr 01, 2025
No be cultist get this armoury o...
Travel › Re: "Na God Go Punish You" – Bolt Driver Swears At Lady Who Ordered Ride (Photo) by illicit(m): 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2025
Good for her...
Romance › Re: 'I'M Back!' – Annie "Idibia" In Viral Comeback Video (Photos) by illicit(m): 4:56pm On Apr 01, 2025
Tuface don chop d better part of her...
Health › Re: I've Just Been Diagnosed With Bells Palsy by illicit(m): 4:51pm On Apr 01, 2025
Maybe u should eat a lot of pepper...
Travel › Re: Man Wrecks 75 Million Naira Benz On First Drive Out (picture & Video) by illicit(m): 1:33pm On Apr 01, 2025
Nice one...
TV/Movies › Re: In A Fight Between This Four, Who Will Emerge Victorious? by illicit(m): 1:13pm On Apr 01, 2025
Jason Statham...
Politics › Re: Natasha Defies Kogi Rally Ban, Confirms Sallah Visit To Constituency by illicit(m): 8:12am On Apr 01, 2025
MILF

I like dem stubborn...
NYSC › Re: My LGI And Kafayat (True Story) by illicit(op): 8:00am On Apr 01, 2025
That night nobody slept at the RAC centre they weren't counting votes I don't know if that was where the results were manipulated or adjusted, maladjusted, dismembered or impregnated...

Sometime maybe around 1or 2 am there were a lot of people going back to town because even though the RAC centre was alive people need to sleep, there were only few hotels in town, we could still sleep at the camp at the primary school so my APO the Madonna or Novena girl told me that we should go back to town, that she left something at the primary school camp.

Of course I went with her, I was thinking maybe I could get a room but when we got to the RAC centre, we saw the soldiers leaving in their truck with their belongings...

Only few police were around.

Civil defence too.

Remember that I spent the night with the soldiers now my things are there, they left it in a corner in fact they left me a bottle of rum, water and toiletries

My APO was lucky in the room where she slept too, she actually came with a pillow...
Education › Re: DID U KNOW? 1st Professor Of Heuristic Education In Africa Is A Nigerian by illicit(m): 6:31am On Apr 01, 2025
Why is he now crying...?
Celebrities › Re: Tinubu Has Renewed My Hope In Nigeria - Daddy Freeze by illicit(m): 4:58pm On Mar 31, 2025
jazzman7711:
The black man invented mathematics and writing, iron smelting, architecture, medicine, philosophy, astronomy, the arts and the sciences.

Nubia and Kemet (Egypt) were the black jewels of the ancient world, who civilised the planet.

Aside from Kemet, there are over 200 pyramids in Sudan (Ancient Nubia) to the far south, some older than any on Earth.

Africa is the Cradle of Civilisation.

A black man, Mark Dean, co-invented the IBM Personal Computer in 1981, without which you would be using a TYPEWRITER today.

A black man, Lewis Latimer, invented the FILAMENT that made Thomas Edison’s Light Bulb last for YEARS, instead of 2 hours.

Without Latimer, you would be using candles.

A black man, Frederick McKinley Jones, invented refrigerated transport that allows for the transportation of perishable goods and foods across the world, for which he has over 40 patents!

So any time you enter SHOPRITE and go to the cold and frozen food section, you are looking at the work of a black man.

Without the black man, the entire world would be living in caves.
So what?

Did we make electricity?

What haven't you made your own rockets
Politics › Re: Kemi Nandap: Tinubu Extends Tenure of Immigration Comptroller-General by illicit(m): 4:53pm On Mar 31, 2025
MILF


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