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Rap Battles / Re: V ++ V * * Nl Newbies Official Audition Thread : Qualification * * V + + V by Illmayor(m): 12:47pm On Feb 17, 2015
***ALMS TO THE POOR***
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With uzi & mags I barge to his crib get em fams to the floor//bt if he thinks he's speeding with the flow I grab him by neck give brake/break, slit throat like offering lambs to the lord// so to the rest of his peeps my gangs go deploy// rape mum & sis, enjoy themselves like I do wen mikuz pop sum rhyme scheme test and I slam to the core//

***LIFE IS NOT FAIR***
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I will brake him apart using stones, my attack is boulder/bolder... glad did stomp in here// paint the scene red so I brought knife with sum spear// then lmao as the coward cries remorse tears// bt like caesar on ides of march my gooms & I stab & slice his gut layer//

PRAA!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: Battle Archives by Illmayor(m): 6:36pm On Feb 13, 2015
TBH..Darkrebel u be Agba... been feeling you since day one #DOPE#

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Rap Battles / Re: * ^ ^ ~ Newbies Rap Battles Competition 2015 : Official Sign Up Thread ~ ^ ^ * by Illmayor(m): 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
****L€goo****

Am in...!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Illmayor(m): 6:28pm On Feb 12, 2015
Abeg sumbdy tell that 'henze-kid' am asking for a rematch!!
Rap Battles / Re: ««~~##battle For Respect--henzekido vs Illmayor##~~»» by Illmayor(m): 6:25pm On Feb 12, 2015
henzekido:

Not now maybe some order time

scared huh??
Rap Battles / Re: ««~~##battle For Respect--henzekido vs Illmayor##~~»» by Illmayor(m): 11:32am On Feb 11, 2015
sosiqdude:
we ain't need ya vote again..
Kr0ne abi na henzekido win

SmH...Henze u up 4 a rematch??
Rap Battles / Re: ««~~##battle For Respect--henzekido vs Illmayor##~~»» by Illmayor(m): 11:32am On Feb 11, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:06am On Feb 09, 2015
mikuz:

What did you tell him?

mikuz was gonna drop an atomic missle diss
Rap Battles / Re: Thanks To Mikuz by Illmayor(m): 11:34pm On Feb 08, 2015
farewell warriblood...TBH u shouldn't av gone
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 10:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
mikuz:



Shame on you, every thing you dropping is fraud/
Ya style is wack, those rhymes you popping is forced/
. . Since you are a 'JJC' in rap, watch me dispatch you with a '419 squad'!/

Ya punches lack finishing/ no wonder Icekidd's bars had you screaming/ till you hardly breathing . .
. . Its funny how you claim first class flow when you're a second class citizen!/

Icekidd that everyone beats cracked you with light ciphers/ since you're hardly a fly rhymer/
Even the PROPHET OF GOD predicted that his anger ll leave you charred by large tyre/
. . cos it was a mission impossible for you to handle ICE'S IRE!/

You can't even rhyme pass 3 syllables, you can't be a Don/
Yet you claim ya stanzas are fun?
Mtcheeeew . .
You have a 100% losing record, every glad here has left you battered and torn/
You're like JOSHUA'S FATHER'S LORD . .cos you're a jack of all trade and a MASTER OF NUN!/

Ovedje O. Jeffery
please I'm wack
any of you idiots can beat me flawlessly
but still open c/o

So says the fool who claims his rhymes are sick when youse an irrelevent elf/
You act do^pe on NL, but on FB you claim a wack dispicable nerd/
Niggas in NL don't see you as a nigga that is felt. . /
So you ran to FB, opened a call out and started disgracing yaself!/

Now you're back, after you got blazed in that bout/ I can swear your rival did a good damage to your mouth/ and gave you a rout/
So who are you now acting hard for?
. . You better stop deceiving NL niggas who don't own a facebook account!/

So you mending who? Pttf, stop lying before you get torched in minutes/
You've never spat fire, I 've read all your nonsense lyrics/
So as long as you keep disgracing your family on FB . .
. . I ll keep exposing Killah like a murder witness!/

You've even gone softer lately, you're good as a singer/ Kr0ne, Max, Icekidd have all raped you with sick stingers/
Dirty ba^stard, I'm sure Warriblood can even beat ya . .
. . cos I can make a 'laundry list' of men that have taken you to the cleaners!/

Claiming hes back like we feel those rubbish hes dropping/ dissing my audios as if we'ver heard the voice of this pumpkin/ you fortuneless dump kin/
. . cos only time he got close to a 'wreck order' was while taking a destructive instructions/

True talk, we ll claim tired of ya excessive raps/ cos in the past what you've fed us is crap/
In ya hood? You lost count of heads you 've capped? Pfft!!
. . like on text or audio battles I ll have you 'laid on both' like se^x in a yacht!/

i told ya@
saw
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:58pm On Feb 08, 2015
Limerick:
lwkm this ur username na die o!
LWKM....wat does dat mean? :-/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:39pm On Feb 08, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Beetches!!!
Let sleeping dogs lie only to shoot them while they sleep/
Ninjas criticising every style i bring/ my rhymes are sick/
The flow is first class, but no accolades still/
I couldnt back it up, with appropriate wins/
But it's still I, MENDing gees like Militants of the Niger/
Check my freestyles, there is no lyrics that isn't fire/
I spit the facts/ they don't read before they say it is wack/
My lyrics poetry, topicals, I'm king of that/
I ain't mikuz, I don't lack confidence to spit on tracks/
My accent is hardcore, he's own is like Boss of a kiddies pack/
This is the fact/ Ninja is Wacker than the fact that he is wack/
Emotional bïtch, always apt to giving bans/
Fücking with Jigs, in a week, he'd need his hands/
But all he's gone get is artificials/ my art official/
Will make a gallery of bones by parting his toes/
Low self esteemed bàstard can't even star in his shows/
But better of Khimwhyting/ and when the heat strikes him/
Behind a fat bïtch is the only place we'd find him/
Everything you ever did is wrong/ but you gon doubt
You couldn't kill a recording, how can you kill a song?/


So I'm back, associated with my presence is hate/
See the difference it makes/ and its essence is praised/
Steady disses and y'all gone complain of excessive ràpes/
But I'm gone wipe out only the excess of gays/
So they scared of me/ and the lead I spit/
In the hood, I'd lost count of the heads I split/
So this is a warning, to you know who/
From fat rétards to lean cretins, I'm he, who own you/

wonder hw mikuz gonna reply to diss grin
Rap Battles / Re: ««~~##battle For Respect--henzekido vs Illmayor##~~»» by Illmayor(m): 10:48pm On Feb 07, 2015
HENZEKIDO SLAUGHTER!!
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Such an insignificant inane, i never notice his existence/ his verse made me yarn at such boring deliverance/ my lyrics 'reign' so if i had him stuck by 'lightening' won't be a 'shocking' experience/

bt lyk seriously homeboy is dat ya verse? nah u gat to be kidding please/ this a 8 bars brawl, that just sum chicken fleas/ this niggur brain needs a R.A.M for sum speeding.. geez!!/ yo spit is wack & dumb that sum weakling freez/

bt the way i diss play multis he sure should be wondering/ mayor is a vet in rookie clothing/ that don't just make loud talks and nully fronting/ bt am kin and has the wit of gods like am ariel's offspring/

i script drug punches he has neva seen/ 'aim' for 'goal' and hit the 'bar' ain't toking 'mike everton'/ squander up ya flesh like skeleton/ you will only be bones, i leave you ever_tin/ then stomp ya crib infronta mum i cut if ya limbs and head to create a mother scene/ murder scene

i will dump him in a sea of sadness and watch him drown in grief/ am a butcher you'll hardly notice unless you are here with beef/ so wen this dumb kido steps to me i'll chop him down in three's/ was hoping for a more worthy opponent i hardly jam with flees/

i could slit a sword in his brain so he won't imagine how deep the 'cut is, securely 'p.i.m.p' myself as a 'dumbeldor' so he won't be suprise if am using 'magic sticks'/ use a kris to pluck out his eye balls so he can hardly see's/ i display violent contents he should not try these things/ coz even wen am scripting this bars you see more action than words like Chinese films/
#dumbeldor-double door/ cut is-curtis#

interestingly the shi.t i pen are kul bro/
disgustingly with your i see no kudos/
this brawl is to make things clear 'rookie to rookie' i rule yo/ so i give you jabs/grabs and weigh you down like fighting judo/ then roll your head like dice...playing ludo/

you just a midget and a 'bitc.h' i blast engines/ then shove a calendar down your throat so you won't be 'forgetting important dates' u starve from lactogen/ his verse had a 'fuc.k up style' so i unleash the 'beast' in me and let my warth spray then/ you will realise am a ninja, a knight...A 'DARK REBEL'!! grin

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Rap Battles / Re: ««~~##battle For Respect--henzekido vs Illmayor##~~»» by Illmayor(m): 10:02pm On Feb 07, 2015
posting nw!!....15min extension plz, was kinnda buzy 2Day
Rap Battles / Re: ««~~##battle For Respect--henzekido vs Illmayor##~~»» by Illmayor(m): 10:00pm On Feb 07, 2015
well really kinnda buzy 2'day..,pleading 4 a 15min extensions ....am posting nw!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 6:18pm On Feb 07, 2015
HENZEKIDO...were u @?? undecided
Rap Battles / Re: />¡</~¤~COMPLETE SLAUGHTER: DARKREBEL666 Vs LIMERICK~¤~/>¡</ by Illmayor(m): 11:34am On Feb 07, 2015
impressive 4rm both..
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MVGT...Darkrebel
Rap Battles / Re: ««~~##battle For Respect--henzekido vs Illmayor##~~»» by Illmayor(m): 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2015
thread's up already shocked ... will start scripting soonest
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Illmayor(m): 9:53pm On Feb 05, 2015
lolz this place finally has been unlock? ?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 9:46pm On Feb 05, 2015
sosiqdude:



Should I pop the thread...

Henzekido vs illmayor..

The guy really wonna battle.. 8bars.

Agreed

pop the thread am in...hw abt 6 bars??
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:57pm On Feb 05, 2015
henzekido:
DOTWILLIS


let get it down wit a real battle here

if that a c/o 6 or 8 barz am in!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 2:31am On Feb 05, 2015
[quote author=sosiqdude post=30438312]GOODNIGHT FREESTYLE
/ now sosiq growing so fast and furious that even paul walker can't handle/[/quote /

now sosiq growing so fast and furious like a porsche not even paul walker can handle/
that would have sound a more better punch,.. .paul died coz he can't handle the speed of his porsche.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 1:06am On Feb 05, 2015
Oops!! it lyk things change, no chat nw jst sickle raps/ niggurz tend complex bt just end up now with sum riddle trash/ hw abt i show em huz boss here, i c/o for sum little fight/ so let take it to 'bars' drop things that 'hype' aint toking 'liquor shot'/ so if niggurz think they gat what it takes/ av drop the goblin who's ready to accept such bloody stake?/ so i will quickly murder the fool for such damn mistake/ will only leave u slaughtered..opps! such warthy fate/ coz wen 'beef' pops up i smile like am abt to 'eat meal'/ so these dump niggurz can tell that i spit real/ and err thing i scipt sounds like my name it 'ill'.....PRAAA!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:21am On Feb 05, 2015
have been reading yall bar...u guys are extremely great, see the way d freestyle were popping the air, am also new here bt will drop sumthing by 2mrrz...
btw.... i call out laykorn!! or any newbbie here, huz up?
Hey!! Mikuz i dont want to see ur hands up, darkrebel if u dare, r go just vex plz keep ur hands down & d likes u knw urself... grin
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash 3 The Rematch: Darkrebel666 Vs Teddybiyasi by Illmayor(m): 12:26pm On Feb 02, 2015
can i vote?
Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel VS Teddybiyasi ( Vicious Rematch) by Illmayor(m): 9:38pm On Feb 01, 2015
teddybiyasi:
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i tut u were suppose to post??
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Illmayor(m): 7:52pm On Feb 01, 2015
i c/o tashaamani
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Illmayor(m): 7:51pm On Feb 01, 2015
cry sumbdy close the FFR thread...#MIKUZ#
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Illmayor(m): 5:36pm On Jan 31, 2015
mikuz:



Check this in case you haven't :


Mik - Locked up freestyle

http://mikuzchat.wapka.mobi/site_33.xhtml?&get-file=86&get-dir=3
mikuz i download this thing only 4 me to open some '9app' application.
Rap Battles / Re: »»°°*total Slaughter*««!! *alpha A©e Vs ®i©homie*!!!°° by Illmayor(m): 3:48pm On Jan 31, 2015
opener- RICH
rhymes-ace
smiles/metaphors- ace
punchlines-ace
flow-ace
wordplays-rich
closer-rich

MVGT-ACE
Rap Battles / Re: Whatsapp Cypher'z by Illmayor(m): 3:12pm On Jan 31, 2015
will see yall in

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