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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 9:36pm On Oct 05, 2015
Mayor in d block
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:07pm On May 01, 2015
obesemf:
i wanna make it, physically lyrically mentaly
see i mean this sshit, no nigga wants this more than me,
rappers claim top 5,with the wrong tactics i just burn the list
and grow big enough to cover this game like a sports journalist
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i rub these vets wrong, you know I'm head strong,
see me perform, and your head bobs,
I'm the illest you've heard of, pick a pen let's talk,
i do damage, you'll need first aid when i slap you with the red cross
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Ghana show boy, shower cars with the bars,
nobody dey ma level, dem. dey rush to ma class,
dem dey see stars, i go bore then make the killing mass,
i get pissed, and i snap, he'll claim to snap back, and take pictures of my ass
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swallow your foolish pride, take two to tango, gee
i keep flows shallow and witty, they be shocked i can go deep,
when u drop your flows, even some go sleep,
but i make em hit the ground running, like they were caught on a mango tree
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ur start ws cool
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 3:08pm On Apr 23, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Nobody now reasons with text, except it's written from vets
Except the bîtches get wet, pûssy dripping for sex
Except it's a story of a wack gee, spitting the lead
Except it's a story of a black bîtch, giving a head
See I'm poetic, I script like Nasir Jones would do
Flip lyrics like Rakim Allah was known to do
Bars so Precious like the first car, sold to you
Always skimming, like I was late, reading a bogus book
Ripping Rhymes like my Nigga Eric and wife Char
Days gone wrong now, I barely do right bars
Then, I'd hot flip schemes then pop 16s every 10 minutes
My pen did it, stayed sharp, I slayed men with it
Thug poet, decode my flows, I write for the Vikings and Pyrates
Birds above the sky, Mafias nods, Fine boys they gyrate
When I ain't coke slanging, I'm robbing the highways
And Niggas like Giyazz doesn't last long in my days
Niggas run around and pass out with a gun to they face
Soldiers scared of the war, and they run to they base
Semi automatic rifles, 8 round pumping action
Berettas begging to rest, gees steady getting lead in they chest
Niggas run, and tell you what they fled from is death
We no who the chickens are, they'd get fried like it's Xmas day
I'm meat hunting, doing it the old Texas way
My Chains Saw your brains off, massacre
Gather the bodies in the church, and mass occur
I no who the Lame Are, they bare signs like a School Boy Cue
I'll take A B Soul, this J rocks, what are you gone do?

wicked
Rap Battles / Re: MY GUN SO Big.....(insert Any Line Here) by Illmayor(m): 5:41pm On Apr 10, 2015
my gun so big... it I'll prolly lay hancock
#cassidy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 5:24pm On Apr 10, 2015
Bars:




U cnt plsss....!!!!

undecided

lmao
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 5:23pm On Apr 10, 2015
Mayor in the blk
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 6:01pm On Apr 06, 2015
obesemf:
all these fake cats around, I'll show I'm higher than
you spew,loose screwed, rhymes, i show you tighter one
i come with the SWAT team, if you claim you're flyer man
and when u see me chilling blowing trees, just know i planted the seeds on nairaland
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this little fool aint paid his pending dues,
he wanna walk his talk, he comes and i lend him shoes
little fool, just check the shots I'm sending through,
or i go bore, break the James Bond and leave 007 bruised
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this is child play, it aint even a lil major,
these are flows, even the vets still pray for,
I'm trying to stack paper, hoping my skills pay more,
but before that, i bring drug flows, to ensure this is the last we see of the illmayor

lol

(Obesemf..menh this gee fake..so i'll be shooting him out in 3 takes..lyk doing holly wood remakes)

watch as i pop these "lines" invade obese's "WATERY" FLOW// then "hook" out his lungs & PUNCH HIS NOSE// em rhymes be "bait" and em wordplays LAUNCH THIS FOE// then "fish out" this punk so he wont resist these BLOODY TROWS//

afta i body bag him to "stone age" that the only time his SPIT "ROCK"// no Darkrebel to ghost write? oh! he is tired of HIS COC.K// who will be blazing techs? i'll jst let ma FIST POP// this tym i'll jst brake his limbs, next he tags my name i'll have his head SPLIT OFF//

i'll step on obese's "blood" am MOST OUT WITH "CRIPS"// the pauper has NO LUCK WITH CHICKS// mayb it has sumthing to do with OBESEMF SIZED DIC.K// as my "diss appears" like A CONJURERS TRICK//
(my disappears)
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 6:28pm On Apr 03, 2015
MAYOR IN THE BLK!! grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:34am On Mar 28, 2015
henzekido:


Owk. That's cool

awaiting thread,
sumbdy to fix us plz.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Illmayor(m): 11:34am On Mar 26, 2015
Supermiy:
mr mayor pls face your city and streets/don't you know you disgrace your crew with your wack scripts/i'v told you to leave me before/since nl can't contain the both of us...i'll leave the 'pest-inside' like am avoiding a deadly chemical mixture!

Am "the Brute" you're about to Hear The Truth/ as i "spray out your Content" when i Gear These Shoot(s)// it no "owl" style when i rage in war cry & u "Hear The Hoot"// supermiy be loosing all his limbs & i wont Spear A Foot//

the brute- body spray
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 10:13am On Mar 26, 2015
henzekido:


Guy we go feel battle again

yh..kul, sumbdy plz help us wiv a thread 6bars
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Illmayor(m): 8:07am On Mar 25, 2015
Supermiy:
i just trek pass ni grin

av got tha ...sugar'd spit/ bt it obvious this trekking boy knew that s.hit/ coz i can mke him shut up, no unnecessary comment wen i glue that lip/ n leave the pauper like 'super?, ... me?'
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 7:42am On Mar 25, 2015
C00lSufee:
I Kno Dat....Aint tryna fool yhu...itz juz dat i found it interesting and decided 2 share......moreover, I can show u what i can do best..... I need to be in any Rap battle whatsapp Group. if any?? Add me : 07030367340

post wit ya country code i'll tag u in
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 7:34am On Mar 25, 2015
Mayor101010:
Mo ni dream lati ma compete pelu awon kanye/ buh iwe ti mon ka ni o fun mi laye/i have to go to skul to make dad happy/ buh d skul lectures is gettin crappy/ na shows dey make me miss classes/ all my results no A... only full of passes/ ma G.P b lyk person wey sick.. e dey on life suppourt/buh i'll keep on pushin till i claim my spot/

huh...another mayor,
i fit bag this one asap
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 7:31am On Mar 25, 2015
henzekido:
u all should check out a freestyle I did with wizkid. Insrumenta ojulegba... mikuz.... krone...ibime.. giyaz... sosiqdude.. testerfuze... elymaxiimus... coogar.. iceskidd.... goshikid... Iilmayor ...

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/955f68a1

nyc...it kul
Rap Battles / Re: Mikuz - Ruff Ryders' Freestyle ( Contradiction ) by Illmayor(m): 6:16pm On Mar 18, 2015
drug... no doubt
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Illmayor(m): 12:45pm On Mar 10, 2015
anybody seen supermiy?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 12:40pm On Mar 10, 2015
LWKMD@ theblaqbones verse
Rap Battles / Re: The New King!! by Illmayor(m): 12:26am On Mar 07, 2015
I divine...lolz gud to have u here ;DI

obesemf...errybdy u won bag, I bet 20k I divine will just do a quick walk over wen he face u so biko nor gee am quick fame here and don't forget my c/o just afta u slaughter thanos
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 1:33pm On Mar 04, 2015
Supermiy:
when You Wan Drop? And How Many Bars?..I Free Sunday Sha!

i'll let u knw soonest am free.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Illmayor(m): 3:29pm On Mar 03, 2015
sumbdy post dis verse and ws like "am doing personals" bt i dont think so undecided
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He b telling he owns knife|ready to stab Giyaz u can tell hez a low life|who does notin bt stare at hez foe's wife|then goes on hez knees 'please spare me blow night'|this showz hez begging hez whole life!

wat yall think abt it?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 3:23pm On Mar 03, 2015
pop c/o 4 obesemf soonest tourney finish
supermiy hw abt our rematch?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 3:21pm On Mar 03, 2015
JigsawKillah:
I watch Niggas take turns, to take shots at me/
Limerick feeling fly, over the fake props he get/
Kanyol be like I'm fly, even with this gay drops I spit/
Jigs still the only Nigga, when he says glocks will spit/

They spit, I make it storm till the roof is gone/
I'm a pro, y'all will never see me on what these rookies on/
I'm crooked son/ my shît hotter than what you cooking son/
We all are men, but you both are the stûpid ones/

I keep the fofo popping Nigga/ let it pick these hómos off me Nigga/
My shops gimme cash, you fool think you're rich, photoshopping Nigga/

Ain't gotta be a militant to run these creeks/
My flows heavy, I'm like an elephant, dropping shît/
It hits you, you find yourself irrelevant, running quick/
For safety, Kanyol you dope? I'm getting grams on this bîtch/

I'd bet 50k, She gon whoop your àss silly/
Your career looks like on top of it sat group of fat bîtches/

Mark Henry, Big Show, your career stagnant dawg/
You gone loose in beauty contest with Sagna dawg/

I deal with Danger in Mystikal ways/
But you ain't none, I'm more ruthless than Saul in the Biblical days/
So it's prosecution! You can never hide from me,
You verses ain't really hitting, you're lost in this yo maze/

Running around in circles, your state of foolishness is federally/
I'm vermin with words, you hos stutter, I'm bruising this bîtch verbally/

I got the swag of a Lion, eating it's subs/
Limerick acts all tough, but never for once is seen with the thugs/
Well, you, Kr0ne, the phoenix, are fûcked/ your lyrics are fûcked/
Whatever you're spitting is fûcked/
I said it, and will say it again, Limerick is fûcked/

I'm on an Ireland, you'd get washed with the flood/
From my spits, like the men of Noah's days got, for fûcking with God/

The pumpkin will duck/ and hide cause the GOAT is here/
WoW WoW lyrics, even the police fear/
Yo! You even said you're gay, guess every Nigga played with your balls like a solitaire!/


really drug!!
Rap Battles / Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Illmayor Vs Supermiy ( First Round ) * + * by Illmayor(m): 9:34pm On Feb 22, 2015
SUPERMIY'S FALL OUT!!
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Bygon*buy gun?... can never bygon*buy gun/ why purchase when I could prolly snatch one/ pack sum boxing glove to leave him 'panda' shape then load this cap gun/ so he'll realize I would I will still drop bars even if it guarded by a thousand 'rhinoceros' like 'tai lung'/

I'll swung his brain dazzling with metaphors/ a bitc.h lyk Cynthia was is even a more worthy opponent you should have met her for/ tutor, coz this
Gravity you sprang I'll just melt that force/ so you'll notice your bars won't be landing but I won't spend that much/ of my drug shi.t on toads but will keep them for heads that worth/ supermiy is just some fragile kid I would give sum tender touch/

I'll scatter ur skull using a 'hammer' so you'll see 'thunder' and mistake today for 'Thor's' day*Thursday/ now he'll realize am 'god' even when I keep a low key*'loki' but after unleashing this worst plague/ his verse cannot serve as guard*'asgard' coz this punch jabs & hook will give him quick knock out like 'Chris' Johnson/

I will KICK, SLAP THEN CHOP OFF HIS LEGS/ then GIVE JABS THAT BOX UP HIS HEAD/ coz KIDS THAT MESSED UP WITH VETS/ will MISS LIFE THEN ROCKS WITH DEATH/

I will use mags & rachet so you'll know this vet gonna kill/ but won't forget the bag for his body coz this thread gonna see/ how supermiy falls out like beds on that ringe/ then split his head into two drag him up 'Shere' in an upside down position to get heads over 'hill'/

I will kidnap the pauper torture and slay/ then use an acid to moist up tha face/ scripting his death could best be done by an author like me/ my name is a proof am 'sick' ain't toking 'I need a doctor' like 'dre'/

Supermiy:
bodybag keh..its to early na! grin


the 'mean' claim drugs and beg giyazzi & obesef for battle but the ignore tha fakers game/ but if that 'average' son claims beast and doubt an early body bag I arrange and tame/ him then change 'mode' use a power saw and mayhem tha lame/ so if he's looking for victory he'll search in vain like looking for that Malaysia plane/
Rap Battles / Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Illmayor Vs Supermiy ( First Round ) * + * by Illmayor(m): 4:30pm On Feb 22, 2015
check!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 11:34pm On Feb 21, 2015
obesemf:



choi, you try, but i still bag you as the time reach


well keep hoping homeboy... grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 7:52pm On Feb 21, 2015
WARMING UP FREEZ!!
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POW!! POW!!! i normally introduce myself with this glock noise/ gat an heart made of steel so no chance of survival for these fuc.k boyz/ 'mi' drops 'ice' froze with wonder am 'prince' of multis from choc boys/ i 'roll' the heat, missed no beat....in simple sence i 'rock' gurls/

been a psychotic in scripting bar so these wacks fit know/ am a surgeon/sure gun u can by my skills in tearing skins and that a crest to my head like phyno/ i'll prolly drop an audio so yall can use as ringtone/ am a 'waiter' to these flows you can tell by the 'shot' i 'bring' bro/

it like am 'full harm' with 'arsenals' coz i 'leave a pool' of excitement when i aim for 'bars'/ am Dracula with a lil difference i gat no taste for brat/ set me a worthy prey and watch me haste on that/ but no human worthy of my competition so i blaze for mars/

niggurs look up to me like the stars at night/ am lyrically incline yall can see that on the bars i write/ hatter are starting to like me coz i leave them in a position that their hands are tied/ with one hand place on top of the other like dancing gandam style/

punchlines you'll have to dig up so have hope you got spade/ plus a renown pirate so think twice before you cross blade/ but like a mafia soilder i stuck boot in their mouth having them choke/ too bad niggur are acting up all 'muslim' so they keep rejecting my 'beef' like am serving them 'pork'/

WARNING FOR THANOS!!
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like the newbies audition have come and gone/ thanos and few other niggurs i came along/ i could easily tell some are dumb/ or could prolly call them lame slowpoke/ coz they hate on my shine but cant change what the lord has done/

Thanos loud talks made me taught he started growing 'wings' bt his no show made me figure it only for him to 'chicken' out/ but nobody expected much from him he should has at least drop his usual weakling verse/ coz wen we start seeing trash we would ask/ aint that obviously thanos act/

FEW SHOT @ OBESEMF!!

Funny how the son talked abt body bagging me/ i gave thumbs and hype your verse doesn't me you must be bragging gee/ it obvious i like dumb jokes so i gave thumbs when you cracking ribs/ i decline ur c/o coz i hardly gat time for gay talks when am buzy smacking clits/

i will let you 'hip' 'hop' with jabs/ leaving his hip thin like 'spiders' n decline him mercy coz i don't do peace talk with brat/ so even if you slip/sleep in 'web' your verse wont distort this cat/ so i'll make FFR gabage free when i beat up the 'rat'/

SUPERMIY SMOKE!!
who this dumb boy they come beat/ see wordplays the dumb spit/ no other niggur would drop verse as dope as mine/ unless they steal my d.n.a and made a few of me/ coz these punches and multis both outline/ will leave nit-wit niggurs like supermiy cuelessly/
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fuc.k!! i wont waste lines on ya
meet ya @ the tourney
Rap Battles / Re: V ++ V * * Nl Newbies Official Audition Thread : Qualification * * V + + V by Illmayor(m): 6:20pm On Feb 18, 2015
Cammo:

You're very wrong!!
abeg help me tell the nitwit 'dumb' for him is an understatement
Rap Battles / Re: V ++ V * * Nl Newbies Official Audition Thread : Qualification * * V + + V by Illmayor(m): 10:56pm On Feb 17, 2015
Thanos:

Earthling, it means you are wack.problem?

naah…. n0t really
btw
did u knw u failed ur rhyme scheme test??
U rhyming scheme were… FIGHT TO THE DEAD & FLY LIKE A PLANE
u were buzy rhyming with..

'ammo at a low'
'cammo moving slow'
'bow shooting arrow'
'flow suit their shallow'

niggur u r dumb!!
u prolly pass to knockout stage coz the odas couldn't show up…. smh
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 10:28pm On Feb 17, 2015
obesemf:

thanks, but you for come make i bag you sometime grin


u knw one thing abt these kids the moment u start telling them they are growing up that start thinking u are playmate… lolz

Meet ya @ the tourney bro…
Rap Battles / Re: V ++ V * * Nl Newbies Official Audition Thread : Qualification * * V + + V by Illmayor(m): 10:21pm On Feb 17, 2015
Thanos:

undecided

niggur y u quote me?
…. & wat dat face? undecided
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Illmayor(m): 2:04pm On Feb 17, 2015
obesemf:
laughing at yo drizzle, invading with my. storm now,
first flows had him. halfway, these bars will have him gone now,
i 'fathered' these scheme, but i go burn like the son now,
be like 31st, the flow be fireworks, now watch my punches knockout/
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battle minded rookie, coming up. you all see,
rocking with the 'ace' im a 'B'east that you all C
going interstate, applaud me when you all see,
when u see me. shaking bars, like i got detained falsely/
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invite me to battle, and see who hurts who
they'll run from a newbee, who. wounds vets too
i go. dance around you, even with two left shoes,
look. beyond the. vest, the hole in your corpse will be the true bullet proof


so u people no dey. fear say dem go bite these our bars

Dis guy don dae try… am a newbie too # thumbs #

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