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khiaa:
Amos tutuola does not have that many novels, there is a difference between some and most.

U dont knw him ,u might be those ladies that shout jagaban upandan.

Hw many did nonsense prof of all nation wrote

Lion and d jewel dat my aunty use 2 flog n force me 2 read

husbandsnatcha:
HMMM.liar ,,,,,, i dnt knw wat u ar sayin cos i av no bizness wt u nonsense

Nwanyioma am so sorry please forgive me how i put it ,
but it was so real .yUr Face and shape n, all.
maybe my imagination is tricky

husbandsnatcha:
u cant escape frm me ..i wl visit ur dreams from 13th



by 3'o clock, wt my 3friends ,for 3days.
u can run but cant hide.

SEe i must report Yu 2 my
pastor ,
i mind myself when yu threatened
SOmebody wt visitation And i stil Dosent perturb You ,Now you came to my sleep to dry all cum ..
Turning my sperm to powder wt beatings .
i will never mention u again n again wie is @wetdick self he caussed dis,

Amatarasha:
hw dare you mention me eh ?
Am i d only ladt here

Yes u knw is only u i love

Amatarasha:
Luk at dem 2 drunkards ,
Wat is it about d stupid novel about drinking palm wine

Is a pity all men ar drunk

mtchew u be tata i swear my baby. Isnt about palmwine but is all about mouthwatery horror fantasy

mozele:
Some women shaa. i really don't understand why some women still behave like the devil's advocate even in this 21st century when it comes to treating outside relatives. i also experienced such fate in the hands of my uncle's wife. But the twist here is that i have to do some menial jobs to sustain myself in school. I also receive assists from my brother and sisters though.

At times i do feel like its a blessing in disguise. just take a look at Mr Amos Tutuola, even wit is level of education, with the zeal and ambition in him, he turned out to become one of the 20th century writers that Nigerians and the world of literature wont forget in a hurry.

Your monika actually reminds me of a family friend in Ayobo.

Is written dat mans wickedness is better dan womans goodness


Women ar satanic (sorry amatarasha)
Rumour has it dat tutuola was visited by a novelist angel who gave him stories to write during his maltreatment days ,the angel later took him to heaven..

khiaa:
Stop lying, most of American horror movies weren't written by this man.

now u failed it ,films u watch nw av been acted b4 ,
Storiez frm novels

Amos tutuola rules d western world in fantasy novel ,followed by mr grimms story

irumole1975:
This thing you just put here is an insult to the constituted authority and your plan to divide Nigeria will not materialize. Right now as we speaks the gods are angry and it'll take exactly 2days 7hrs 32mins 54seconds for them to look at your side again. We're currently mobilizing the thunderstorm that you deserved and that'll strike you without missing target, and You'll get it before midnight. Feel free to contact if you don't get before midnight today
Regards

he is an idiot believe me

mozele:


But wait o... am i from another planet or what? How come I haven't read or by chance come across Bush Baby of St. Ann's Secondary?

Bookshop go smell my presence today!

Is a rare novel by him bushbaby at st ann sec

funmisticqueen:
i don't believe in the devil either. Pls say your comments to the muslims, i am sure you don't have the guts to. I wanna see you enrage them so bad. You only talk diarrhoea about the christian God. But your can't put your money where your mouth is for an ordinary prophet?
Such a weak man satan66

God will remember ur words on d last day

Martinez39:
No. I don't know anything about him.

Abeg wetin u gain?
ocean drive

koyyes:
Why are you people complaining?

Is this not the breed of females you people want?

Female gets job, you say she f*cked to get it.

Female Build's a house, you say she used her p*$$1 to get it.

Female becomes a billionaire. You say she used her p*$$i to get it.

Chimamanda comes out to educate girls on aspiring higher...all of you make noise and insult her.

Now, a female is coming out clean of her sex Escapades and all of you are shocked? Why can't you read and move on? las las, it is her type you will all marry.
After all, na how dem take born una be this.

Stupid negroes.

koyyes babe
where av u been?
pls can change ur profile photo nw ,
u ar so weird

dats husbsndsnatcha n me she travelled for 10hrs 4 my cassava

Martinez39:
He never went beyond standard six. He was very intelligent. His uncle was supposed to train him in school but his uncle's wife didn't like Amos Tutuola and maltreated him so he had to leave and learn a trade(shoe mending I guess).

women ar evil i swear ,

He is a legend not all dis tribalist who destroyed yorubas goodwill ,

Martinez39:
I loved reading The Palmwine Drunkard. It stimulated my imagination and was very interesting but as I grew up, the book suddenly became something written by a man on a LSD trip.

he wrote things greater dan dat

Havent u listened to tunde lighthouse songs ?

chrisbaxtian:
I thought you would include tinubu's name on the list! bloody afonja!!!

tinubu is d worst thing to happen to yoruba..

Am igbo pls

mozele:
erm... Observation!

Amos Tutuola's grammar in The Palmwine Drinkard na die o...

I'm always glued to the piece anytime any day. You go just dey on your own by yourself be imagining dancing trees etc.

Some times I wonder if the man ever went beyond standard six but yet the creativity no dey lack.

i wl always love my aunty 4 giving me d opportunity to read palm wine drinkard n Bush baby of st ann's secondary

Oh bruv! Give me a bruverly hug!!

ShinqRambq:
So many of you here have heard of this guy or should I say "guys"(read on,you will understand better) who makes such crazy and interesting comment here on Nairaland and on twitter and you have been wondering,"who is this NwaAmaikpe?".Today we will get to know a little secret about how he makes his comments.

First of,His knowledge of places:

How many of you have heard of google?,google box?,google map?,does it strike a bell?,I guess so.When NwaAmaikpe gets to a thread where his knowledge of places is needed,this is what he does

1.First,he books his space with this smiley " "

2.He goes minimises his browser and bolts off to Google map.

3.He checks for the place needed.

4.He proceeds straight to Google info's about the place.

5.He comes back online to our darling nairaland,armed with "information stored in his head".

All this taking less than a minute and with Nairaland only showing the time last seen,you will hardly ever notice he went offline then he proceeds to complete his commen

amatarasha am sure u be nwaamaikpe's daughter dis one dey ar mentioning u

wetdick:
how is he fake?, every writer has their own style, and you dont have to like it.

he lacks originality like tutua ,chinua achebe n ola rotimi

I hate him infact

Husbandsnatcha i knw u wont comment because no be sex matter..
Sex go killi u one day

AnalQueenluci:
oh i knw dat man
.they are 2 white n black ,my dad plays it
"Ocean drive babe
Is high "so cool
Suns gonna shine on everytin u do omg

I miss my childhood days madam

Wie av u been?

Amatarasha:
ar u sure dis pple ar afonjas dat i hate..
I tot d guy is from sudan or somfin

yes baby he is yoruba while his brothers are busy worshipping brown teeth god tinubu

wetdick:
what of wole soyinka the trials of brother jero, nice book, you need to read it iluvMAMAV

wole soyinka is so fake ,written wt english so terrible n complicating dan chaucer n ottello britains hate him for dat

wetdick:
pls how is wizkid great, what genre of music has he invented, are you trying to say wizkid is greater than Victor Olaiya , ebenezer obey, shina peters and others

wizzy is an international man, olaiya n co he wl beat dem in dia own noisy songs

Na only sunny ade i know ,

Shina kini taaaaaah

HerTotoCryTire:
still doesn't change the shape of his head ryt

he stil luks handsome than tinubu brownteeth master

HerTotoCryTire:
See head like Buhari's Cow dung

he is a great man

WE HAVE GREAT YORUBA MEN WHO HAS WRITTEN OR ARE STILL WRITING THEIR NAMES IN SANDS OF TIME ..I will name 10 of them

1. Fela anikulapo-kuti

2. Gani fawewnhmi

3. Wizkid

4. Ola rotimi

5. Olu jacobs ( the greatest actor alongside pete edochie)

6. Herbert macauly

7. Bayo( the tall boy who constructed alien and predator for the movies)

8. King sunny ade

9. Major Adekunle fajuyi (he died for someone)

10. Professor wole soyinka( creator of healthy cult)

Amos tutuola

Tunde baiyewu

(Before i begin Musician Falz Am So proud of you ,Because You Refuse To Stand For Atrocities and Injustice like Your Dad "S.A.N)

The two (2) legendary men are :_
1- Tunde baiyewu of Lighthouse family band in UK ,
He schooled at newcastle where he met his friend and bandmate white guy Paul ..
LIGHTHOUSE countryside songs has been the best music after THE BEATLES to have came out from the shores of Britain .Winning Grammys and Sweeping accross europe in early 90s with his album oceandrive and 'Stand up for Champions'until 2001. i fell in love with his songs when i was small during twilight espiacially in a cigarette advert jingles like Marlboro ,rothmans... I love you tunde


2:_ AMOS TUTUOLA
This great man who inspires people from the western world with his great novels as far back as 1920 , White scholars are so proud of him and love him that they made him a chancellor in oxford university, Because of his numerous out of the world novels like palmwine drinkers, Land of the dead, Baby bush and etc. This novel god is 10,000 times better than the pretender wole soyinka

Most of American horror films you watch today are written by this great scholar 100yrs ago,He originated the idle of demon dolls movie and neitherdemons movie.

I read his novel Palm Wine Drinkard owned by my lecturer aunty "
That novel i read it 300 times in a year (what a great novel).
Yorubas has greatmen of valor in history but people we see now are charlatans who dwell deep in tribalism to achieve their satanic aim ,Yoruba nation is dying ,where are educated yorubas we know ?
Ans : They are old and dying leaving Behind agberos who only know how to envy and fight foreigners what their patriach didnt do .Is a pity Yorubas Dosent care about the future of their kids But to soak their blood with politicians who are evil ,

Ask any young man from yorubaland who is a greatman in yoruba land he will tell you tinubu when people who suppose to be great are roaming the street with frustration looking for a way to sell their pure souls to the devil for crumbs!

You can attack me but is the 100% truth , deomelo1 ,omooba , shinaqrambq , timekeeper , yewandequeen , corinthians , westaslave2 , lalasticlaca , immhotep ,lzaa ,pythonamaka , husbandsnatcha ,keryj ,funmisticqueen .
Analqueenluci ,nwanyionitsha , preshy561 , marialavina , wetdick

Dedicated to amatarasha