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abbacar:
shey ur own done work for u..? which means u no need am again. abeg parcel am come give me .... i will pay for d transport expenses.... cos chicks of now adays deir tunnel be likeeeeee tunnel -hole with out end... only god no how dem take dey drill am wide....
so my broda help d needy dont be greedy..

No vex. I have decided to keep it as I could need to further the size in the future due to demands

abbacar:
are you saying this one is fake ?

......and if it's from Jumia, run away as fast as you can! Did you even see the description of the product?
They copied and pasted the description of a VACUUM JOYSTICK PUMP! NOT AN EXTENDER!
How gullible can some Nigerians be? Don't fall for it. If I come across an authentic one, I'd be sure to let you know.

abbacar:
are you saying this one is fake ?

That is definitely 100% COUNTERFEIT. Beware.

Omavik:
Wow!! But seriously,, your joystick must b extremely small for you to go through these harrowing processes all in d bid for your "Tiny Joe's" increment...



How little was it




How big is it now



Show us a pic already




Come an complete your tale..

*gets a seat*

You really want to know?

So small that I spent almost 18 years chasing solutions. But now it's so big that I'm finally having the last laugh over dem womenfolks who have piled up the pressure on guys since 2000 BC!

I know you really really want to "view" but I've been told I cannot to put up sexually explicit images here.

...And an image of a traction device.

Attention Mods, please this is only a model joystick and not the real kini o! Just for illustration purposes only.

Thank you.

This is what a jelqing device really looks like.....

The second procedure which I simultaneously combined to achieve my goal also has historically an ancient root.

Priapus had a huge and enviable Joystick. There are other very well endowed gods and deities. Geb, the ancient Egyptian God of Creation, had a huge Joystick that always points to the heavens. Priapus a roman God was always described as having an enormous red-tipped Joystick that was always held proudly by him. African King Dihythia, is drawn sitting on his thrown holding his gigantic Joystick and is worshipped by women who want to be blessed by a touch of it. This may all sound dramatic, but it explains the origin of the second procedure I used- Jelqing.

Some say that jelqing originated in the Middle East, where fathers taught their sons certain jelqing techniques for sexual relationships. Fathers would teach their sons a penile enlargement technique (jelqing), which increased the size of the Joystick. Others argue that the word ‘jelq’ is a corruption of the term "jerk-off" (a slang term for masturbating) and was initiated by college students around the world. Whatever the source of the word, "jelqing" has come to be one of the confirmed procedures for joystick enlargement. Quote and trust me on this.

There is notmuch time to explain it here but please learn more about it.

However, I need to just quickly state here that to succeed in Jelqing, you need:

Patience (it is a gradual process),

Concentration (If you suffer premature ejaculation, be careful!, more so don't self-service!)

Technique (you need to know the right pressure to apply; the joystick must not be fully erect, never jelq the head of your joystick etc). In the ancient days, it was an art.

Consistency: You must jelq daily or at least close to daily! I did so 30 minutes daily- 7 days/week

You can jelq manually or use a jelqing device. I used the device and would advice you to use same. The device reduces the duration required, gives you the consistent amount of pressure required, and eliminates the typical weariness associated with jelqing.

Again, you can check your local pharmacy or browse on jumia, Konga or kaymu etc., for Jelq or Jelqing devices.

Please remember that I used this procedure whilst still applying the traction device.

Please read on for the 3rd and final simultaneous method I used in succeeding

cruzita:
continue enlarging it till it becomes baloon

Cruzita, take your time. Do you realise that many lives are being touched here and very matured men are reading this with serious anxiety.

My people say it is bathing together with a kid that leads to "brother, make we measure"

Don't joke with matured and worried minds.

Adeyinka1758:
this pichures ehn...

I didn't use those, biko

....Just attempted to put up my personal joystick enlargement "progress" photos (i took quite a lot of those) but have been warned by the "powers that be"

Okay guys, I don't mean to scare you with the images below
But seriously, this is to give you a ""crude idea" of the ancient cultures of traction.
Thank God for modern science though.

Due to pressure to get on with my narrative, I’d cut the story short and get straight to the point. I can give you the rest of my story later.

Okay, so after my long harrowing years of tears, sorrow, disappointments and more disappointments, I embarked on a set of 3 procedures that I eventually used to achieve my goal. Two of those procedures were through research and the other one, by “mistake”. They still cost me sweat, endurance, persistence and believe.

**Note that these 3 procedures were applied simultaneously and not in isolation. For those who care to know, you will not be able to fully achieve your enlargement goals EXCEPT you combine the three procedures like I did.

1. I used a simple but ancient procedure that goes back hundreds of years with the native tribes in Polynesian, Africa and Arabia- "Traction". As scary as this may sound, the principle of traction has been successfully used for thousands of years in these different regions of the world to enlarge various body parts including neck, arms, legs and, of course, Joystick. Thankfully, modern science has made this procedure easier, faster and less “scary”. So, one of the procedures I used is the traction or more commonly known “extender” procedure. A lot of people may already know this technique. But knowing it is not the deal. The success factors lies in the points that I am about to lay down:

A. Buy an ORIGINAL extender device: Unfortunately, I invested in two counterfeit traction devices before getting the right one. The success of the joystick traction device has been so phenomenal in Western countries that there is a mad rush to mass-produce these devices. I purchased the one that finally worked for me from the U.K (note that there are still so many fake ones even in Europe/America!). If you want to get one, you could search around any modern pharmacy across Nigeria or on Jumia, Konga or Kaymu. That said, I can categorically state that ALL the extenders currently on Jumia (in particular) are COUNTERFEIT. And you can Quote me. 17 years of research and looking for a solution is not a walk in the park. I can almost tell which extenders are fake from a distance. By the way, most original extenders will carry a Certificate of Authenticity-COA.

B. Proper Use: Once you have acquired an original extender, the next most important thing is how to use it. As much as applying the wrong amount of pressure, not setting the device correctly or even not wearing it for the appropriate duration can mean you are wasting your time, effort and money. You can join a few good focus groups around the world or find a mentor to guide you.

C. Dedication and persistence. If you want to achieve something so badly, then you’ve got to go all out for it. I wore the traction device (correctly) an average 6 hours each day for 5 months to reach my target. It took me this long because I did not have a mentor and you can achieve your goals in a considerable shorter time. Suffice it to say that I endured embarrassments, humiliations and low self esteem, but guess what? I was 1/3 way to reaching my goals!

Please read on for the second procedure which I combined to achieve my goal.

Experience 2: Joystick Enlargement Creams

So the period of pumping without any success passed and I decided to try something different.

Enter Joystick Enlargement Creams.

I indulged in various Joystick enlarging creams for quite a number of years. These included creams I ordered from overseas, creams from the orient and India, and even ointments from local trado-practitioners (I will mention specific names in my subsequent posts). Although I started this new enlargement method as a skeptic, I soon found out that the passion to achieve my then life-long challenge ensured that I tried every cream available. This meant even combining various creams at the same time.

It soon became an obsession. I would apply these creams morning and night and would still carry them in my pocket “for the road” Suffice it to say that I used these creams so much that my joystick actually changed colour. I’m not sure why this happened but I suspect it had to do with the “chemicals” or something contained in these creams. This didn’t deter me and I continued with the cream rituals as it were.

It was during this “cream era” that I experienced one of the most embarrassing events of my life. I was in my 200 level in the university when one of my roommates stumbled on my collection of “magic creams”. All my roommates soon knew about my little secret and while some of them now understood why they had never seen my joystick and took pity on me, others simply made my life miserable with this discovery. To cut the long story short, I moved off campus, rented a room and continued the ritual- this time with even more intensity.

My quest to achieve my long held goal also led me to some local practitioners where I turned an in-patient, stayed for days and had my joystick massaged with different herbal ointments and mixtures. I shall tell the full tale some other time and also mention names.

Fast forward>>>>>

Did the creams work for me? Hell no.

In my view, joystick enlargement ointments are a waste of your time, energy and money. There is not one real scientific study that validates that an ointment, or cream, applied to your joystick can make it bigger. Further, it doesn't conform to the commonly accepted philosophy of how your joystick can grow anyway. But as many of my “fellow small joystickers" would admit, everything is often worth trying…… and trying very well. I tried the cream method and tried them very well. The truth is, after using over 20 different creams and ointments, the only thing that grows from enlargement creams are the bank accounts of the people selling them.

Look - if you truly want to get a bigger joystick, you need to look away from the creams and ointments being bandied everywhere. As with everything else in the joystick enlargement domain, knowledge is POWER, and information is EVERYTHING!

If you have had any experience with so-called joystick enlarging creams, please share. Otherwise, read on

Please keep in mind I am not an expert Urologist or stuff, I am simply a guy with a level of personal experience and opinion. So everything in this thread is just that- the truth and my opinion based on personal experience.

Please continue to read on about my personal experience with the various methods of joystick enlargement available today.

Experience 1: “Joystick Enlargement pump”

Okay, so I know a lot of “marketers” will come for me on this one. But just like I stated earlier, I am only here to speak the truth and to tell my personal experiences...... and that is all that matters.

Well, the “Joystick Enlargement pump” simply put won't make your joystick any bigger at all but it can help to achieve an erection if you cannot do so on your own and if drugs such as viagra will not work for you. It can indeed damage your joystick permanently if you use it incorrectly.

I ordered one these pumps from abroad at a time when many Nigerian men didn't even know what it was and I used it in anticipation of the promises the marketers made. Each time I used the pump, I experienced a (visual) and temporary engorgement of my joystick due to the vacuum suction effect that draws out blood into the joystick by force. But that was all to it.

I used the “Joystick Enlargement pump” exactly as instructed religiously for an initial 3 months (and I mean every damn day!), and then for a further 3 months…… just to clear any doubts. But nothing happened. What did I get? frequent pains and bruising, blisters, numbness and the feeling of trapped semen. Thankfully, I did not get the permanent damage that I later heard that many men get as a result of the pump- including busted arteries, induced impotence…….

This pump is all over Nigeria now. If you are thinking of using it for joystick size increment, then it is a waste of money and potentially you could damage yourself. Better to have a small joystick than to have none at all.

What are your thoughts? Anybody with a similar or different experience?


Next- Experience number 2

Khd95:
'Before' nd 'aftr' pics of d joystick b4 i kwantinew to read on

Wait na. Please cool down; let me finish my introduction

Like I said, most of the products I tried did not work, and I must have tried almost all of the products I could lay my hands on- both in Nigeria and abroad.

So hopefully you can learn from my mistakes and avoid the aggravation and expense I went through. If you have already been unsuccessfully trying to find the product that works best then you know exactly why I would want to create this thread. If you have already found a product that is working for you then please let me know. If you are just starting out on this quest consider yourself lucky and continue to read this thread.

It is enough of a curse in life to need an enlargement solution in the first place, then getting ripped off trying to fix it seems like extra salt in the wound if you ask me. This thread is my response to that injustice. I hope you can appreciate the fact that I spent some of my time, energy and embarrassment posting a thread that basically tells the world I have a small joystick. At least I am helping others from a load of sorrow.

As I started searching for an enlargement solution, I had no idea that it would be such a frustrating and expensive task. I thought it would be simple and it turned out to be like trying to find a needle in a haystack, a very expensive needle by the time I was done. I was getting more and more pissed off and I was almost to the point where it just wasn't worth the stress anymore.

I found out that most of the information out there was not information at all, it was advertising disguised as information. It cost me quite a bit of money and time to discover that single fact alone.

So out of anger for all those solutions that ripped me off or just didn't work as they claimed, and appreciation for a few of the brands that did work, I wanted to create a thread where I can share my experiences and also learn from other peoples’ experiences.
I wanted to create a thread to help others avoid what I went through and take advantage of what I learned along the way.

This is my Personal Joystick Enlargement thread that I update everyday. In here you will find research that I've done on Joystick Enlargement and various trials I performed with joystick enlargement products such as Pills, Pumps, Creams, Patches, Exercises, etc.
Like I said earlier, Please feel free to share your genuine experiences with this issue.

Read on.

I guess I should start by telling you why I created this thread. Well, in short FRUSTRATION! I grew up being very embarrassed about the size of my joystick. I would never change in front of people, and the bathroom in both my secondary school and university halls were complete hell for me.

I was afraid to even date women for a long time and the lack of confidence was very painful. Then as I got older I decided to do something about it and look for a way to change my situation. On this thread, I hope to share my 17 years of research, frustration and eventual joy with the hope that men who identify with my story can benefit.

Please Note: This is not a marketing thread or forum. I am not affiliated to any company or brand; neither will I market any product here. Out of respect and civility, I also ask that contributors should not come in here to market any product or spam this thread. I will not hesitate to report an abuse of thread to the moderators and press to have such “marketers” banned.

This is a serious issue that requires corresponding decorum. I invite anybody with genuine experience with joystick issues to contribute and share in this thread without fear of embarrassment or reproach.

Please read on.