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gcsllc:
Hmmmmmh

Hmmmmmmmh, really.

...more to follow shortly

.....okay, back to the matter

If you are one this thread then you are probably wondering what are the real ways to get a smaller waist and bigger butt.

The hourglass figure is something that most men prefer in a woman. It represents a strong symbol of feminine beauty as well as a healthy representation of good genes. Famous celebrities like Nikki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergera are among a few boasting one of these sexy curvacious figures.

And due to all of the above, more and more women around the world are trying achieve a sexier look by getting wider hips to sculpt out that hourglass figure they desire.

Well, you’ve come to the right place because unlike most other info out there, this thread is 100% dedicated to covering the top real ways possible of helping you get that killer booty you desire.

Getting a bigger butt is actually very simple at its core, yet it has been blown out of proportion due to people repeatedly falling into the same mistakes and pitfalls.

The fact is there are only two factors that will make or break your butt building journey —engaging in specific exercises, butt building supplements and nutrition. These will become the keys to the two most important factors — fat and muscle.

Yet there are a ton of ways out there that make promises of helping you achieve these factors correctly. Some of them work great, some of them don’t, most of them are just a downright scam or a waste of time.

Here we will be covering most every option out there; showing you what works and blowing the lid off what doesn’t.

So stick around and let’s build our dream butt today!


Read more......http://www.checkup.com.ng/#!knowledge-centre/xtu4e

Auxiliary:
I snell: April Fool

Which kain april fool?
This is real and unfolding. Read the full news report

Mod, FP sharp-sharp

In a twist of fate that could yet bring succour to Nigeria and Tanzania, the Chadian Football Federation has rescinded its decision to withdraw from the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers if Caf would accept it back.

The Chadians announced this news via their official website on Thursday evening, four days after they threw Group G into disarray with their decision to drop out of qualifying due to financial constraints.

Looking at the financial implications of withdrawing which has attracted a $20,000 fine from Caf, the Chad federation said it thought it wise to remain in the competition rather than spend the money on a fine.

“We will return to qualifying and we regret any logistics problems that this might have caused Caf, our fellow group opponents and our fans,” a statement from the general secretary of the Chadian Football Federation, Amadou Keita Chaibou, read.

“It is our hope that this return will help us avoid more sanctions seeing that our poor country cannot afford to pay $20,000 when we claim not to have money for flights and accommodation.

“We also hope that it would not affect our plans to qualify for the World Cup in 2018 so we have returned like prodigal sons wishing that Caf will accept our plea.”

However, the decision on whether to accept Chad back to the competition would be made by the Caf Competitions Board in the next few hours.

It is good news for Nigeria and Tanzania who had given up on qualifying for Gabon 2017 due to the soar away success of the resurgent Egyptians.

Now, any one of the two sides could still garner enough points to finish in second place and with points high enough to see them through to Afcon 2017 as one of two best second-placed sides.

Read more : http://www.checkup.com.ng/#!knowledge-centre/xtu4e

Guys, be honest: Do you wish you were bigger? Almost certainly, the answer is yes. In fact, if you are reading this thread, chances are that you want to be “bigger”.

"I think there isn't a guy in the world who hasn't wished his joystick were an inch or two longer," says Michael O'Leary, MD, professor of urologic surgery at Harvard Medical School and a urologist at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston.

However, after more than a century of generally dubious and sometimes lunatic joystick enlargement attempts, there's still not much you can do. Sure, there are lots and lots of supposed options out there -- Almost none of it works. Ironically, the few approaches that can work are not well “publicized”

So what works?

"Traction devices". This is a simple but ancient procedure that goes back hundreds of years with the native tribes in Polynesian, Africa and Arabia. The principle of traction has been successfully used for thousands of years in these different regions of the world to enlarge various body parts including neck, arms, legs and, of course, Joystick. Thankfully, modern science has made this procedure easier, faster and less “scary”. The ProExtender is the most successful joystick enlargement device in the world.

The ProExtender is based on the principles of joystick enlargement. This industry breakthrough has significantly reduced the number of people wanting surgery around the world. It was discovered in 1994 by the penile surgeon Jorn Ege Siana from Denmark. This prominent surgeon devoted the last decade to the clinical research, and got firm support of medical specialists worldwide.

LOOK AT FACTS:

- Physicians in 49 countries recommend ProExtender.
- 860 private clinics in the USA work with Pro Extender.
- Thousands of men have bought ProExtender owing to the recommendation of their doctors.

The ProExtender is engineered to provide tender traction of the joystick without any harm or pain. The appliance is fixed around the base and the head of the joystick, with adjustable traction between. You gradually intensify the traction on the joystick and your body will respond with fast growth of penile tissue cells. To put it differently, the joystick shaft will step by step repair the tissue to become longer and with more girth.

The success of the ProExtender joystick traction device has been so phenomenal in Western countries that there is a mad rush to mass-produce these devices. There are a few retailers in Nigeria that stock the original ProExtender. You can try one of the following reputable stores and thank me later:

www.checkup.com.ng
http://www.kaymu.com.ng/proextender-penis-enlargement-device-869290.html?search=1

Men are just as insecure about their bodies as women are. Just like many women dream of having bigger breasts to be more sexually attractive, most men equally fear that their favorite feature is coming up short in the size department.....

Nigerian are really trying!!

gcsllc:
Nice one!

Thanks.

No, this is a serious matter
Girls who crave massive joysticks had better checked this out first

Alexander001:
5.1 inches? and somebody was contemplating on committing suicide on the other thread because of his joystick size(3 inches). How dem take know? and why is every survey based on guys only? make una conduct female own.

Female? what will be measured?

An exclusive national survey of joystick size is out and Efik men come in a disappointing last position out of all 40 tribes researched. According to the survey by checkup.com.ng, the most well hung tribe in Nigeria are the Fulanis.

Studies like this one by CheckUp that show the average joystick size by tribe are making it harder and harder for guys, not me of course, to lie about what they’re packing in their boxers.

Quick statistics:
The national average is 5.8”
The title of biggest joysticks in Nigeria the goes to the Fulani tribe
The Efik tribe come bottom of the pile with an average joystick size of 5.1”
The Jukons also do not measure up- at all
The Ijaw tribe has an average of 6.5”


Full report on the National joystick Survey
– How does your tribe measure?
- Do you agree or disagree?
- See the full ranking of the joystick sizes of 40 tribes in Nigeria. Read more: http://www.checkup.com.ng/#!knowledge-centre/xtu4e

okuneddie:
I was thinking they will list the tribes and the average size....OP though

40 different tribes and the average surveyed sizes are displayed in the survey report.

- See the full ranking at: http://www.checkup.com.ng/#!knowledge-centre/xtu4e

AirSultan:
I am curious as to how the survey was carried out.. By a man or by a lady, obviously by a lady. The lady musta seen weeen! Btw, nothing wey person no go hear "PENIS SURVEY"!

No be small thing

Men: you know what you carry and work with – but how do you measure up with the rest of Nigerian men?

An exclusive national survey of joystick size is out and Efik men come in a disappointing last position out of all 40 tribes researched. According to the survey by checkup.com.ng, the most well hung tribe in Nigeria are the Fulanis.

Studies like this one by CheckUp that show the average joystick size by tribe are making it harder and harder for guys, not me of course, to lie about what they’re packing in their boxers.

Quick statistics:
The national average is 5.8”
The title of biggest joysticks in Nigeria the goes to the Fulani tribe
The Efik tribe come bottom of the pile with an average joystick size of 5.1”
The Jukons also do not measure up- at all
The Ijaw tribe has an average of 6.5”


Full report on the National joystick Survey
– How does your tribe measure?
- Do you agree or disagree?
- See the full ranking of the joystick sizes of 40 tribes in Nigeria. Read more: http://www.checkup.com.ng/#!knowledge-centre/xtu4e

Watch this space..

more exposition to follow soon....

Stay tuned for more....

....what this space for more details.

Stay tuned......

More update coming soon

Great!

Incredible!

kilokeys:
U r ignorant if u think issues of sexuality shouldn't be discussed.

If ur dad wasn't informed.. He will stick his dick in my mum's left ear.

Then how will u be born?

If u are daft and don't wanna learn from polls.. What are u doing on a forum like this?

Too harsh.