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Chidinho10:
I'm currently writing a small project but I'm feeling very sick. I need someone to complete it for me. I prefer someone ready to work through the nigh to get it done by tomorrow morning 8am latest. Contact me via whatsapp 08184042733 if interested. Thanks

If your going to pay 3naira per word then contact, anything less then don't bother.

Mikeshiangala:
I need one Kenyan,one Nigerian and one Ghanaian bloggers to be posting at least one article on my blog Smatt Geeks Media on a daily basis.
Contact me to discuss payment

Dude my contact is on my profile, do contact.

petermuller:
If you want to help, you could have took a more nice approach at me... You need to work on your ethics
If you really want to help, please shoot me an email I'll appreciate it
Dopepetermuller@gmail.com

Call me on my line it is on my profile

Htop:
Am new to the world of blogging, I really want to make some doughs also... But my major problem have been encountering is a good responsive template... I will be glad if. Someone can just give a template....

You have started failiing the minute you mentioned money and the reason you started a blog, good luck with your theme, you will need it.

petermuller:
You just checked my slowpoke theory, cause you have white followers makes you top notch? Don't be a dumb bastard.... If you will really be successful in your field, you need to learn how to appreciate works of others, not trying to destroy someone else's work to build yours
I wish you good luck man
And hey Revhaven is being sponsored by Foreign investors, so you might want to check back in a month or two
Bye fam

Dude grow up, I can help teach you a thing or two about the movie business, but your silly pride gets in your way, if you do not realise this, I have near 50 American movie and tech groups I work with, I criticized your review because I actually want to help you learn, but I see your far from it dude, Good luck on your journey but I must say it is a wrong one.

Virgohills:
I need a proposal for a hospital project written. 08171542705 send me a text let's discuss if you are a writter you must have written a proposal before also.

Come in lets negotiate

My contact is on my profile, you can reach me

petermuller:
Lol
First, thanks I appreciate your opinion
Just went to check your youtube channel, just 6 subscribers hahaha after all the shouts
You're one retarded bastard , This review was rated good by a rottentomatoes critics
I'll advice you quit your YouTube channel and take therapy classes on how to fight retardation

This is the reason why i say most Nigerian youths are just plain stupid, Can you even comprehend the videos I make dumie, Your eyes went to my subs, ist your a big cow to not look at my views, second your even a bigger cow to not see my channel is 1month old and have 4000views from USA, your a bigger the 3rd biggest cow to not see my facebook and twitter has a massive following in Thousands from Whites, I pity your brain dude but good luck with your reviews, Oh since you went to my channel try and educate your cheap brain on how to properly review movies cow.

edidiongmichael:
You simply complain without any solution.. What's the point? So what do you advice I do?

Call me then I will give you a piece of guide to help you free, my number is on my profile

naijahut:
The design is okay but too many copyrighted contents

Many goats of a youth these days do not know the value of owning a website and building a brand, all their little brains can think about is, if I open a blog I will APPPPPLLLLLYYY Adnonsence and become the next linda, and with so many crap on his or her website, no branding no nothing, do bloggers think you will ever make $1 with crap, i hardly douth that, as for the delutional OP good luck with Adsense you will need it after 5months of no income, and when you come back to this forum stating your crappy website is on sales, I will laugh hard, and that is not an insult that is just a fact of life.

Preciousspring:
Please who can assist me with doing SEO for my blogger blog for a small fee?
It was an entertainment blog, I recently changed to a healthy living blog.
I don't get search engine traffic at all.
Thanks and drop your contact details.

My number is on my profile, Contact me now

polimaf:
hello people.
I have a tech blog website but due to my busy schedule, I've not been able to post one single thing on it.. its design and just looking at me every single day..

I need a partner who can manage it cos I dont like as its not in use...

check tublat.com

If you can pay for my high end blogging services then my contact is on my profile, and before you rush off and douth that I am that good, go to my channel on Youtube called SIMBAZ just type the name and you will find me, I made my channel popular in just one month, and only Americans view my videos, meaning I don't make crappy videos Nigerians make for africans, so if you need my high end blogging services call me and do no not and I repeat do not send me a massage on whatapp as I will write you off as un serious

JeffreyJamez:
Why did you blurr the name of the YouTube channel in the first pics if the channel is truly yours?

All these jokers claiming to know about Youtube and money making are jokers, most nigerian youtube channels are a joke to look at, if this was really his channel he will call his handle name, what a cow most OP are on this forum.

petermuller:
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

Directed by Chad Stahelski and David Leitch

Tell them, tell them all whoever comes whoever it is I’ll kill them I’ll them all!!

We all thought the revenge killing all stopped in chapter 1 when John wick played by Keanu Reeves (Neo in The Matrix) the retired boogeyman was awoken. Who goes on a rampage cause of a murdered puppy? Take a seat and relax honey, in this epic chapter Just 4 days after the first film the plot kicks off with John wick tracking down his stolen car a 1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1 to a “chop shop” owned by Abram Tarasov, brother of Viggo and uncle of losef. Oh damn all lot of fighting went down… Sweet Jesus! The way John took out the bad guys his with car sent a feeling of orgasm down my heart

An Italian crime lord who was in a blood marker with john visited him and demanded his services cause he broke the marker, Only for John to find out a huge bounty was placed on him after he completed the task.

The plot is really deep-rooted and rhythmic with the last chapter. John wick Chapter 2 gives no-brainer moments with the extremely real combat scenes I’m sure the stuntmen must have broken a femur or two maybe three it was just so real and I can’t help but exclaim at john wick’s exquisite handling of weapons, he really is the “Gun-Fu master”. The Catalog of weapons in this movie was OMG. The approach at humor was a little weak but trust me its action packed! I’m impressed with the realism of this movie, the bad guys don’t just drop dead like flies, and they get hit really hard. This is definitely an after-sex movie to watch with your perfect lady, I mean two orgs’ in a row karma is such a thing of beauty!! Then you can have her cuddling tight to you in fright as john wick redefines violence in the movie



Easter eggs

John wick’s fighting close combat style include judo, Jiu jitsu.
Oh John wick fired 302 shots, he had a total kills of 128 with 38 headshots! Bang Bang Bang
Alright me fellas that’s enough spoilers, Watch closely for other Easter eggs, cheerios mate!

For more movies reviews visit www.revhaven.com

You are the most useless movie reviewer in the movie eco space, my advise shut down your website and go learn about the movie industry and how to review a film, your type just shows me why Nigerians spoon crap all day and only crap comes out from our youths, if you really desire to learn how to review a movie you can call me or visit my youtube channel called SIMBAZ or any other movie review channel on youtube, to grow your sense a little bit, I m sorry that your one of the people who come here everyday to promote crap and call it a review to get cheap traffic, and that my friend is not an insult that is just a fact of life.

ibson99:
i need someone with a good number of twitter followers to be re-tweeting my urls to boost web traffic. i will pay you weekly just contact me on whatsapp 08132334405.

If you need help getting traffic call my Number on my profile, I can help.

danthommies:
Dear Nairalanders i need someone here on nairaland who can join hands with me in running my community site http://zedchat.wapgem.com.
it has features like chatrooms, forums, blogs etc.
let me know if you are interested.

If you can pay then contact my number on my profile.

Wakareeny:
I am in need of affordable WordPress designer.

If you are interested pls contact me on WhatsApp 08135146188.

When I say affordable I mean someone that will not call thousands for me o. abeg. I have small money to pay

Check your whatapp, I just sent you a massage.

Caustics:
dont mind the man telling you to do porn. it is not a moral thing you can proudly say you do.
Give me 300k from that 1m as a seed and God will bless you.

Your a big fool for calling porn business inmoral while asking for 300k without working for the money, people like you tanish our country, Who told you porn business is bad dumbass.

peterklems:
Hello everyone, I need a creative Web designer, someone that can think creatively and deliver exactly what I want. Especially if the person can design a Brand LOGO, you highly welcome. anyone with that knowledge should Holland at me. Thank you.

My contact is on my profile, do call

diary1100:
Please help me NLers. I visit nairaland everyday and never thought of registering. I have more than a million naira in my bank account and I've been thinking, what kind of profitable business can I do with 1million. I've been on this for a month now and decided to ask for advice.
Thank you.

If you want to partner with me to setup and run a porn affilate money making website then call me, my contact is on my profile, I will explain better when I hear from you, Please do not send me a massage on whatapp only call.

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I can promote your site for a fee, my contact is on my profile, do not send any massage on whatapp as I will take you as an un serious person, only call me or send me an email.

toyinid78:
Need help on a movie am about to work on ,pls its a movie to be shot for. Secondary school girl dat was kidnapped recently, and she has bin on my. Neck d story is awesome,,,,I dnt av money and am not asking u for money either I jst need creative and positive minds to work with dat has simething to offer watsapp 08028984354

If you want someone who knows about the movie industry then I can work with you, my contact is on my profile, do call.

Iloveafrica:
A Tech Blog Has Just Been Launched And Would Be Needing A Team To Run It, This Will Give You A Chance To Write About Your Expertise In The Tech World And Also Stand A Chance To Earn You More Money In The Long Run.
The URL is: www.techloaded.com.ng

if you're interested...Comment below or call/whatsapp 07064272729

If your going to pay for my writing services then my contact is visable on my profile with my name.

taiwofawole:
drop contact below plus proof

So called SEO Guys will take your cash and run, might I add that SEO is for broke bloggers, If you really want traffic then you will pay for the traffic, luckily traffic is cheap today from PPC sites, If you need my services my contacts is on my profile

noblesteve:
Good day webmasters, my blog shoutmeloud.com.ng was recently approved for AdSense but I find it fun blogging as a team. If interested WhatsApp 09075091574 only two bloggers needed.

Adsence are for kids who dream about making money online, but if you really want to make money online then partner with me and lets setup a porn affilate platform and In 2 months I bet you , you will dash out that blog with adsence what ever it is called today, If you like my offer my contact is on my profile, Please do not and I repeat do not send me a massage on whatsapp just call my line only.

successincentiv:
Hello, are you a writer.

I want to give you this opportunity to acquire this blog.

You will write 15 blog post of 500 words each and I will give you this blog within one week.

The blog is www.chelseagists.com.

I need article on the following categories

1. Business.

2. Blogging.

3. Writing.

4. Motivation.

5. SEO.

Please, this deal is just for one person and the better must take this deal very serious.

You can hit me up on WhatsApp lets talk 08169698761.

Se below for the screenshot of the blog stats

I do not need that website, but if you need 15 articules, then I will do it for only one price, and the price is you buy me a Porn domain before I start writing for you, I will show you the hosting company you will use no more no less, as only a few companies host porn domains, It costs $40 per year and thats all you will ever pay for me, Leave the rest to me, and oh you will keep the domain until, I finish my work for you, If my deal is ok for you the my number is on my profile please FYI I am a business person so make sure your calling my line and do not and I repeat do not send me a massage on crappy whatapps, as I will imdiately write you off as an un serious business person thank you

connectpoint:
Can you write very good articles?

I like to work with a few creative and intelligent writers. Payment is done weekly.

If you're interested, check my signature and shoot me a mail.

I look forward to working with a few interesting folks.

Check your mail

I can do It my number is on my profile

Ismaxtr3:
There X dis news blog i want to create bt i'm going 2 need a very good website designer to help with it ASAP. I need d cheapest offer. still a student. lol.

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yomalex:
Is Godaddy an accredited registrar of .NG domains?

No I just told him, my bad