And the most anoying thing is dat afta she died the now had space in mortuary to bury her. Mtcheww... UPTH na wa for dem. I jus pray God sees me tru ds 4 yrs I have in ds school...
#We all feel the pain...
#RIP Kel
#Aluta Continua Victoria Arcerta

maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

yh so true.. I too am happy to be an aspiring accountant.

And also, please who knows where I will find these documents; Affidavit of good conduct, and reference letters. Please how do I go about filling these documents cause its not on e-campus so I don't where else to get it from

Please is the deadline for course registration really on Friday as I saw on the schools site

kuchikau:
....time table for management sciences is out...lecture commence tomoro

Guy tok true, I tot they said files aren't ready. And now am not in town.

Amanyanabo:

i also heard 4rm a bird dat lectures may not start till
A P R I L

Which kind bird be dat. Where u see am make I aim the bird stone. Abeg make ppl dey stop to spread rumours. Commrade please clear the air on this issue

StLeonardo:
Just wondering if there are any fellow nairalanders here who also rep the department of Acct. .
Btw, for most of ina wey still dey slack for Lulu Briggs, dat blood and urine bottle don dey reach everybody now? Abi na still the same hustle n struggle... com 2day com 2moro wen bottle don finish?

Guy give me your number make we dey talk since we be the only people for Acct. Dept on the forum

StLeonardo:


So how do I get access to this WhatsApp group?

No I don't know. I was asking if we had WhatsApp group. Please if any other acct. dept person knows if we have a WhatsApp group notify

StLeonardo:
Just wondering if there are any fellow nairalanders here who also rep the department of Acct. .
Btw, for most of ina wey still dey slack for Lulu Briggs, dat blood and urine bottle don dey reach everybody now? Abi na still the same hustle n struggle... com 2day com 2moro wen bottle don finish?

I rep acct o. We get WhatsApp group

Deapexboy:


ALUU, CHOBA or ALAKAHIA

So who exactly will I meet to buy the accommodation in order to stay in any of these places

Please those of you staying in ph where exactly do I get this off campus accommodation

Smartchidi7:
is it dat we wil nt get or wat,abeg,explain d wise up nd street smart terms,...am already confused wit d whole tin,pls help

Omo u be learner he means u should find a place to stay for the meantime until accommodation Is available. You could equally buy from a student, dont just sit there and wait for school. Start looking for where to stay from now, comrade will not find accommodation for you.

Please I would like to know if there is accommodation off campus and also of the cost since am among those who accommodation hasn't reached

So i heard this news frm school that resumption may be postponed due to the shift of the election dates. Please commrade i wud want to knw if this is true

Okay please am I to bring a passport photograph, jamb original printout and LGA identification number. As in are they really important in the clearance procedure

ProfChris10:

Uni port wan kill person may18 first semester exams, hehehe, just two months and some days after resumption, hmmm, really unique

Ah ah is it not u guys sat said De re behind. Now they re trying to meet up with other universities in die own unique way

kurleens:
try another branch tho....its alwayz thr or maybe dey r upgradin it or sumtin...u no d way unique uniport prices fluctuate miraculously

yeah i went to anoda branch and paid the fees, thanx. So what abt this medical clearance stuff what am i to bring for it

Please those of you who paid fees from outside portharcourt through e-transact please how did u do it. Because I went to Fidelity bank here at calabar and they said u can only pay acceptance and accommodation but not school fees. So abeg I need help

kurleens:
as long as uniport is concerned thr is no deadline for anytin...just be quick wit anytin u r doin so as to avoid ur clearance clashin wit lectures

okay thanx alot

Please is there a deadline for the physical clearance procedure

kurleens:
u r 101 percent wrong.....paid acceptance in lagos n paid hostel n skul fees in benin

please this is the first time I have heard of som1 paying for anything outside the uniport campus. Abeg if its possible to pay frm lagos and Benin is it also possible to pay from calabar cause I don't want to travel to ph again.

otokx:
Sunday 22nd February, 2015
First Year Students Arrive
Monday 23rd February, 2015 - Friday, 13th March, 2015
Registration of First Year Students

Thank God finali.....sir otokx God will bless u.... Thanks a lot for being of so much help

Hey guys jus wanted to know @ wat point is the registration complete. Do I have to pay fees first before the registration is complete or I can pay fees after registration deadline and stl be a uniport student

please after you have finished with the biodata form what do you do next. abeg I need help

OneNigeria44:
I was in Lulu Briggs Health Center last week and the reply I got does not in any way point to the medicals starting this year. Someone told me it can only start when a new session begins

Okay thanks alot

OneNigeria44:
To do what in admission office. For them to help you count the money? The procedure begins and end in the bank. No where else

Okay thhanks. What about medicals when is that starting let me knw if I shud come back to calabar after I pay fees or I. Should wait in Portharcourt and finnish evrithing

So when going to pay my fees should I go straight to the bank and pay into it or should go to admissions office first

Macjojo:
mind u u cant pay in any oda bank outside uniport versinity..its either u cum back to ph or u ask sm1 u knw here in uniport to do it 4 u

Dahr wich kin wahala b diz now, I now have to start looking for how to go to ph. Sha anihw tanx 4 de help.

Abeg guys I havnt been herw 4 a while can som1 assist me. Pls how do I pay the acceptance fee nd accomodation fee to the aCcount.Cause am in calabar so I want 2 knw if I can do it from here, or I wil hav 2 go 2 choba. My dept is accounting and am to pay to Fidelity bank. Please help

JPpresh406:

Bro...sir otokx is the one that can help you here at this point.
anxiety kills.. just relax, u will sort it out

Amen o I pray I do. And sir Otokx is stil ignoring me I dunno if I vexed him or what. Sir please help me na. I go die 4 here o

JPpresh406:

my guy better go to ictc in abuja park if I'm correct.
why u dey rush to go fill the eligibility stuff sef?

U no fit blame me na. Wen I go de ask otokx he no go ansa me. And suspense the hook me for here. I no bin wan miss am so my anxiety and paranoia led me to big trouble. Abeg if u fit help me explain well