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Islam for Muslims / Re: Assault On Lautech Muslim Lady: MURIC Asks Oyo Govt To Investigate. by Incognito403: 12:37pm On Nov 19, 2021
AllahIsShit:
Some kinds of stupidity can only provoke laughter and you have become my favourite joke this morning grin
Don't give yourself appendicitis over an uncomfortable truth grin


Obviously, you're a kid!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Assault On Lautech Muslim Lady: MURIC Asks Oyo Govt To Investigate. by Incognito403: 12:17pm On Nov 19, 2021
AllahIsShit:
Wait till you hear the professor's side of the story first before you condemn him. When I was at the university of Ibadan, I personally witnessed female muslim students using their Hijabs to smuggle prepared answers into exam halls. It's so obvious that there's more to this story than meets the eye.

Shut up, you didn't witness anything in UI, you're a bloody liar!!!

If you did you would have reported to the school authority. At least it would have been a good opportunity to exercise your islamophobia.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Assault On Lautech Muslim Lady: MURIC Asks Oyo Govt To Investigate. by Incognito403: 11:38am On Nov 19, 2021
The way these lecturers turn themselves to tin gods within the campus environment is proof that literacy is something and education is something else.

I've taken courses at American, European and even Asian universities. The simplicity and humanity of their lecturers is equal to the arrogance of our lecturers.

Take professor David Malan of Havard for example, I have his number personally. I have many other lecturers as connection on LinkedIn. If you see the blogs and YouTube channels of those professors, you'll bow.

All these local professors that can't make a 10 minute YouTube video of their specialization will be forming gods on campus.

My mom has been disturbing me to do masters but God knows I'll never do masters in a Nigerian university (at least not a government university). I'd rather do an online masters when I'm able to afford it or get a scholarship.

Rahkman:
Who give this guy professor sef? Professor oloriburuku

That you are not able to counter his points intellectually but only resort to cursing shows you're the real "oloriburuku".

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Politics / Re: The Deplorable State Of Roads In Aba, Abia State (Pictures) by Incognito403: 11:55pm On Nov 18, 2021
Osagyefo98:
Not only Abia state but Imo state.

Abia state for the mean time is dead you can even hear that from the video.

They have destroyed the states, recruited themselves into IPOB and now seriously looking for other neighboring states to destroy.

Very pathetic that both were once under one jurisdiction in the 1970's and still today same character- bad governance.

This isn't really a matter of ipob.

It's a matter of irresponsible and shameless governance.
Politics / Re: The Deplorable State Of Roads In Aba, Abia State (Pictures) by Incognito403: 11:53pm On Nov 18, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Go to mushin in Lagos you go nearly faint

Omo x10000000!!!
Your tribalism has deprived you of sense.

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Politics / Re: FUTO: ASUU Rejects Own Committee Report Confirming Pantami's Professorship by Incognito403: 5:01am On Nov 16, 2021
Islamophobes everywhere.

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Family / Re: An Igbo Marriage And Bride Price List Worth ₦1.187.000 (Photo) by Incognito403: 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2021
temitope27:
how many Igbos do you see marrying Yoruba girls
There are many Igbos marrying yoruba girls and many Yoruba guys marrying Igbo girls.

When it comes to business Nigerians forget tribalism and religion. When it comes to marriage, Nigerians forget tribalism.
Health / Re: How Do You Take Your Pills? (Pictures) by Incognito403: 4:08pm On Nov 13, 2021
pocohantas:


Wetin be this naaa? Ayama!

The closing statement is false o.
Madam, please, which course did you study?
Car Talk / Re: Why Do Lagos Drivers Fear VIO Officials So Much? by Incognito403: 6:37am On Nov 12, 2021
Omicron007:
How many cars on the road are actually road-worthy?
How many roads in Nigeria are actually vehicle worthy?

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Car Talk / Re: Why Do Lagos Drivers Fear VIO Officials So Much? by Incognito403: 6:36am On Nov 12, 2021
NarcissistKing:


They are doing their job. That's how things should be.
Which crazy job are they doing?

They leave public transport vehicles loaded with passengers but harass private cars because the former bribe them on steady.

Isn't it nonsensical to leave someone who has less than 20% vehicle requirements to walk freely while you harass someone for not fulfilling just 5%?

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Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Cook In My Married Brother's House? by Incognito403: 10:06am On Nov 10, 2021
Kobojunkiee:
I hope this is sarcasm! undecided
Yes it is.

"Alainilaakaye" means "senseless person" in yoruba.
Politics / Re: Reports Of Failed Portions Of Third Mainland Bridge Are False - FG by Incognito403: 10:02am On Nov 10, 2021
aycapri:
Omg, this bridge needs reinforcement ASAP
Thanks so much our keyboard engineer

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Politics / Re: Reports Of Failed Portions Of Third Mainland Bridge Are False - FG by Incognito403: 10:01am On Nov 10, 2021
Kraytur:
Na blood way dem wan drink this December them Dey find now

undecided
You sha like bad news.

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Science/Technology / Re: Snakes And Scorpions On Project Site by Incognito403: 5:10pm On Nov 09, 2021
Lavisha:
Eh?!

I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.
Wait, you shave your legs?!
Family / Re: My House Maid Has Become My Madam In My Own Home by Incognito403: 12:11pm On Nov 08, 2021
Biglittlelois:



I'm not asking of your mum's decisions, I'm asking of your outward emotions and reaction to what she did,

The wife the Op talked about expressed her feelings on what her father in law did, which in her right she is justified, no one will be happy of such a scenario except we want to deceive ourselves, and I for one do not like to deceive myself.

If your mother gets pregnant for your driver, you will not be happy about it, but you just have to accept her decision to marry him.
Please speak for yourself and your gender.

The only thing that will make me feel bad for such is maybe I don't like the person's religion or tribe. Not because he's a "mere" driver.

There's no reason to feel bad if you didn't initially see the nanny as less human than you.
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Tafseer Of This Verse And The Death Of Corper Zainab. by Incognito403: 10:37am On Nov 05, 2021
Aameen

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Politics / Re: Soldiers On High Alert In Abuja Over Reports Of Planned Attack On the Capital by Incognito403: 2:45pm On Nov 03, 2021
jom28gy:
Why mounting road block, are they police or any other security agency?
No, they're food and nutrition agency.
Politics / Re: Army Hands Over Arrested TASUED Students To EFCC, Students Union Kicks by Incognito403: 11:01am On Nov 01, 2021
They should face the law.


Any armed force can arrest you and hand you over to the right people for further prosecution.


If FRSC catch you with drugs, they can hold you and hand you over to NDLEA.


Instead of protesting and shouting, why don't you prosecute the EFCC for illegal detention and the NA for baseless arrest? Well, they know their comrades are cyber criminals...

23tayo:
Thank you jare..i no just understand how some people dey think sha.so if robbers are attacking someone and army personel are there,they should just allow them kill the victim.

Sane human being has spoken.

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Culture / Re: Queen Damilola Apologizes To Alaafin Of Oyo, Begs Him To Accept Her Back (Pix) by Incognito403: 8:35am On Nov 01, 2021
festacman:
There are handsome and heavily-loaded men out there who would spend anything to have this beautiful woman permanently or temporarily.

So, why this 'grandpa' option?
Who wants a by-product of a diabolic relationship?

Diabolism aside, the political strength of this man isn't something anyone wants to fight just because of a woman's genitals.

Finally, what gives you assurance she won't give you a worse treatment than she gave a whole king. Or you think she's changed? Well, maybe she has genuinely changed. But it could be a pseudo change caused by her present condition. From my experience with people, the later is more likely.

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Business / Re: About 99.4% Of Bank Accounts Contain Less Than N500,000 - NDIC by Incognito403: 7:10am On Nov 01, 2021
CUMIN:

If the minimum wage is 30k

30x12= 360k.

The average salary in private sector is 50k

50x12 = 600k.

Even if you're save 10% of any of the above you can only get to 500k in 4years.

The statistics is very right.

You don't get the point.

If I earn 1million naira monthly, invest 400k of it monthly in a business. Spend 300k of it monthly on a house I'm building. Budget 100k for my car.

Do I have up to 500k in my account at the end of the day? No.

Does that mean I'm poor? No.

No organization uses your account balance to judge your worth. They use the value of your assets to calculate your worth.

Dangote is the richest African not because he has the highest amount in his account but because he has the biggest net worth.

Do you get the point?

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Business / Re: About 99.4% Of Bank Accounts Contain Less Than N500,000 - NDIC by Incognito403: 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2021
CUMIN:


If I may ask you what's the minimum wage. Cumulatively in a year. You will understand that the stats is real. We live on less than 2dollar per day.
True, minimum wage is a good way of expressing people's welfare. But how much they have in their account isn't really a good measurement.
Business / Re: About 99.4% Of Bank Accounts Contain Less Than N500,000 - NDIC by Incognito403: 6:32pm On Oct 31, 2021
CUMIN:
This a confirmation that Nigeria is supreme headquarters of grand hopeless poverty.
No it's not. Why will I keep my money in a dumb bank when I can invest it in many businesses.

Even the banks don't keep the money. They invest it.
Romance / Re: A Fine Man Cancelled His Facebook Friend Request He Sent Me by Incognito403: 8:58am On Oct 29, 2021
Kokaine:

You're bragging. You have been meeting local girls obviously. There are women with class that won't even look at you or consider your request. Be humble. Stop thinking all girls are like the ones you find around you. There are women making big moves. You can't stand close to them. They will over shadow you
I guess you're young and inexperienced.

When it comes to women, you're either her type or not. If you're her type and have her mumú button, forget all that class. You'll shine her congo everyday, anyway, anywhere.

And by type, I don't only mean money. I know many guys dating rich and powerful girls. Some of my school mates were sponsored by rich powerful girls back then.

Should I burst your bubble? Even if you're richer than her whole generation, if she doesn't like you, she will still rubbish you and your money.

The guy is right. Woman na woman; powerful, rich or international. Get her password and you'll get unlimited access to shine her congo.

If she doesn't show greenlight in two weeks then you're not her type. Quit the chase and move on. Fish plenty for river.

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Romance / Re: Would You Accept Walk Dates? by Incognito403: 5:53pm On Oct 28, 2021
Candidlady:
For someone like me i find it extremely nice to take that long walk.



lota things we could talk bout!

werin dey eatery/bar wey person never chow before?

lets take that walk from there ama know if you the boring type or nat
No one is boring. They're either your type or not. Maybe you don't have topics you both have interest in.

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