coogar:


rafael has been räping hazard since the belgian arrived in england. bale - who was hazard's father got räped by räfael. hazard would be anonymous tomorrow as usual - the main threat chelsea carry is fabregas.



others are easily domitable!

raumdeuter:
Hazard is an attacking talent and can only improve under a coach who loves attacking football. E.g the manager who turned a 5ft 7 midget into the best player of his generation as a false 9

Which manager is better than Mourinho? Is that a question? Of course the manager who handed him the greatest defeat of him career, the manager that has a better head to head record over him

My team attackers are better than Hazard currently and if he reaches his potential under the right coaching he can make it at Bayern.

Surely Hazard is free to go anywhere he wishes

opinchinoo:
lol dribbling and close control won't make ur star d best player in d epl....ao can d best player in d league Av fewer assist and goals to d always injured Walcott??

raumdeuter:


Rubin Kazan parked the bus vs Barcelona and won at Nou Camp

Parking the bus is a tactic of cowards like Chelsea,

I dont see any Chelsea player making the Bayern 11 at the moment. Humour me and mention any Chelsea player who would make a Bayern 11 and who he would bench

raumdeuter:


God bless you for this part. Na the strategy of parking the bus dey make some novice yarn say Chelsea get good defenders. Most of their backline are mediocre individually

opinchinoo:
lol he can't even outscore or produce more assist Dan d always injured Walcott not to talk of di maria

PNomsule:


What's the worse that can happen to united?
A loss
Have they lost this season?
Yes
On this ground?
Yes?
By a team lesser than Chelsea?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is this a joke?!
Think son.

PNomsule:
Lolz...but in any case, chelsea wouldn't find it funny at d end of proceedings tomorrow especially becos they are coming into d match with an unbeaten record and that's over-bloating their big headed ego whereas United has next to nothing to lose. #they've lost at home already to lowly Swansea.

IYANGBALI:
My prefered 11 against chelshit

SailorXY:

yeah tell me something definite, you think say na big-azz right back be this?

homesteady:


lol! even this season, Di maria has more goals, more assists and more chances created than Hazard! and he has played less games, and he just went to a new league and the worst - he is playing for a struggling Man U!
Di maria was the brain behind Madrid success last season, I hope you even know that he go MOM in the final against Atlético Madrid! the same atletico that hazard couldn't do nothing when chelsea played them

At 23, di maria was turning heads at benfica, thats why Real Madrid bought him!

homesteady:


Di maria was the best player in Portuguese league (benfica) before Madrid bought him

homesteady:

I just used last year as an example because only di maria last season is better than Hazard entire career!

BTW, I'm a barca fan, I'm supposed to be saying hhaazard is better!

osayande2020:












If you watched the world cup, you sure have a clue on who is better.
#DeliverOnTheWorldStage#

homesteady:


@bolded
It's very clear that you did not watch any real madrid match last season!
There is no player like di maria currently, but there are plenty 'hazards' everywhere!

raumdeuter:


Tell us how many games Gotze started and how many Schurlle started before you bleat like a ram

If Hazard was German who would be permanently glued to the bench

Bring out stats for Hazard and compare to Gotze in the Champions league and lets see who is better

raumdeuter:


More confirmation that Chelsea fans like you are dull

Tell us how many games Gotze started at the world cup and how many games Schurlle started.

If hazard was German he would have been glued to the bench.

By the way are you still asking what Ronaldo was doing at 23?

raumdeuter:


Its a known fact that majority of Chelsea fans are quite dumb, Imagine someone asking what ROnaldo was doing at 23?

OK now take biro and start writing

Ronaldo at 23 was Ballon D or winner,
Ronaldo at 22 was Ballon D or finalist
At 19 he was in UEFA team of the yr.

Make I no too yarn before C ororo head begin dey swell

Hazard would have to change his game completely to reach the level of success of Gotze, Ribery, Robben, Muller, Lewandoski or any Bayern attacking player.

To reach the level of Ronaldo, He would have to be reborn all over.

Hazard ko, Disaster ni

raumdeuter:


Bayern players got to finals and lost, How many finals has Hazard or Chelsea even played?

ANyone who loses a final is the second best in the competition and cant be compared to those who crash outearlier.

What embarrasment can be more than the CL defending Champions crashing out of group stages like your chelsea.

Bayern has played 3 CL finals in 5 yrs, I am sure its because they play teams in the league that cant defend

The league that can mark how are they faring?

In the CL they have been complete embarrasment

Schalke won yesterday, Bayern destroyed Roma and

EPL champs are yet to win a game in the CL and last yr second placed Liverpool is currently being sodomised at home 3-0

So much for the defence in EPL.

Gameweek 1
Bundesliga 2 wins 1 draw 1 loss
EPL 1 win 1 draw 2 losses

Gameweek 2
Bundesliga 3 wins 1 draw
EPL 2 wins 1 draw, 1 loss

Gameweek 3
Bundesliga 2 wins, DOrtmund leading 3-0 at halftime and Leverkusen still draw
EPL 1 win, 1 draw, Liverpool losing 3-0 at half time and Arsenal still level

So much for a league where they defend.

A league where Kompany and Cahill are the best defenders is a joke

raumdeuter:


Its only senseless players like Quaresma and Hazard who would be celebrating dribbling a defender.

Ronaldo is the best player in the world currently, when was the last time you saw him dribble anyone?

Its only players with "Monkey post" mentality that places a premium on dribbles, when a simple sidefoot pass would do the job

raumdeuter:

And we know how it ended for Chelsea on the night.

Lahm, Boateng were lifting the Super cup while Hazard and co were left empty handed as usual

World cup reach same thing Lahm and Boateng were lifting the trophy, Hazard was the number 1 flop of the tournament

raumdeuter:
Hazard would pray to reach where those Bayern players have reached in their careers.

Chances are that without a change in direction and better coaching, he wont make it beyond the focusless dribbles that has resulted in 4 goals and 7 assist in the CL in 24 appearances. like a certain Quaresma whose career highlight is counting the number of "torros" he can get in a game

All Bayern attacking players regardless of their age have better stats than Hazard

torres2:


I see raumdeuter building a castle here

Darkrebel:


the earlier you start telling yourself the truth ..the better...i know he is a very good player but he doesnt release the ball when its right....
if chelsea had drawn the match yesterday or lost...you wouldnt be saying all these stories considering the fact that Hazard had three clear goal scoring chances and was dribbling unnecessary....even the goal he scored...the first one...he could have scored easily by tapping in when the cross came but he still wanted to cut the defender....he got lucky thathis second shot deflected and went in.....
majority of the chelsea fans i watched the match with were complaining bout his joking with the ball and not releasing the ball on time to his team mates....

you get mouth because say na mumu team you follow play

May God help Chelsea's soul if you Meet Real Madrid or Bayern Munich.....
na that time you go no say the thing wey Hazard dey do na rubbish...... i trust my bayern munich midfielders and defenders.....they break legs like abc...

Darkrebel:


the earlier you start telling yourself the truth ..the better...i know he is a very good player but he doesnt release the ball when its right....
if chelsea had drawn the match yesterday or lost...you wouldnt be saying all these stories considering the fact that Hazard had three clear goal scoring chances and was dribbling unnecessary....even the goal he scored...the first one...he could have scored easily by tapping in when the cross came but he still wanted to cut the defender....he got lucky thathis second shot deflected and went in.....
majority of the chelsea fans i watched the match with were complaining bout his joking with the ball and not releasing the ball on time to his team mates....

you get mouth because say na mumu team you follow play

May God help Chelsea's soul if you Meet Real Madrid or Bayern Munich.....
na that time you go no say the thing wey Hazard dey do na rubbish...... i trust my bayern munich midfielders and defenders.....they break legs like abc...

SailorXY:

all that money spent hasn't fixed the defence, that is where the issues still lie. the defence is the reason this team is not balanced yet. individually good players, but time is needed to forge bond. Chelshit can run their mouth like they want, but they have been more lucky with injuries to their back six (defenders). the cohesion seen in their back line (parking the bus aside) is time-related, not by magic