adebayo201:
I ever imagine how sport section will be without Manchester United thread!

Relaxation center to bad

I swear,just reading there frustrations nd stupidity is sooo hilarious.......they av a lot of potential moyes on this thread,no better comedy than Man u

Falcao out with a new injury!!!! Lmao!!!!!! At least we saw what we spent money on in Torres......nt some falflop who will even cost money for treatment.................Man u go top of the table, Top of the treatment table

coogar:
di maria shows his class again as he beats his adversaries in the AM position.










oscar should be converted into a central defender. he's uber-useless creatively, he's been converted into a defensive midfielder - no wonder mata left chelsea.

chelsea fans are jealous of what they cannot have - di maria.

we can't have a mid table team,I guess we are also jealous of that.........di maria? Who needs a 60mill ball crosser,what shall it profit a crossia to cross through out d game and still lose?Ur di maria will watch d 'center back' play ucl on tuesday...........mata? Since u love our extra tyres,another 40mill for schrulle will b enough to consider to selling his boots...

Courtois banged de bruyne's gf!!!!!!! Sharp guy,but he has a very very dummy look

SailorXY:

this is why chelshit fans will still generally perform poorly even if they turned to tampons.

now, what exactly is your base? as you no wan learn the meaning of inferior

inferior is when u ar 15points behind,no ucl,out of carling.......compared to an unbeaten team in all comps........no better definition

SailorXY:

So what happened to all the "we go spell man utd" "man utd no get defence" noise before the game? Your pathetic team registered less attempts on goal, less shot on target, less possession %, less passes attempted, less passes completed, less % pass accuracy, (Cortina had more saves & involvements he was even named man of the match) than United, so what is your definition of inferior again?

all this story na trash,what was d scores?? Nd pls who tops the table?

SailorXY:

so why are you blabbing when your team of goalkeepers was the inferior side on your trips to the Manchester clubs

inferior u say?? The 'superior' team do celebrate an equalizing goal like a wc winning goal?? U dnt know what u ar talking about

SailorXY:

He has better inputs than 'mr he can dribble'

u mean d best dribbler in football presently Inputs??who is on top pls?

SailorXY:

The exact reason you couldn't beat the daft team was because?

we know its our p,dropping points against relegation threatened teams,we av done it only once so far..at OT,no rule says u must win at OT to win d league

SailorXY:

Sometimes i dey wonder were u even understand wet in you dey argue

wake me up when van gaal is considered for any short list of the greatest coaches ever

coded01:


Never do you ni?

Na Man Utd don turn Mid-table team?

winless in all away games this season...... Very daft team........swansea is a much better team than they are

coded01:


Egbelon joor...

What's the difference Btw then n now? . Still 7th position!!!

there is a diff oo...they now av a 60mill crosser

SailorXY:

This is why you have the brain power of a dodo. How has Mouthinho fared since his return to the rented cage? What are his achievements with a full year plus under his belt?

what has van gaal achieved in his whole career that mou hasn't achieved in less time.....should I tell u what mou has that van gaal will never achieve? Better dnt cry when I start

igbsam:


I spend them wondering how you came to existence as a waste product who only choose to had to the population of this earth with no sense of reasoning or one iota of self respect.

u really take ur time to study me? Lol,no be ur fault u ar just joblez

coogar:


it is not, stop talking like a semi-illiterate. united haven't exactly played the same type of opponents in the first 11 games.....so why are you comparing? until the first 19 games, you cannot get a clear picture of who has done better.

isn't that common sense?

so we ar now struggling to give lvg an edge over Moyes,d same lvg that's better than Mourinho.........................

igbsam:


Disaster! They had plastic jug to celebrate! Kunu and zobo cup

how do u spend ur tuesdays and wednesdays?

igbsam:


E dey pain u say the 3pts u guys enjoy from Old Trafford is no longer available ? Moyes gave virtually everyone a 3pts gift at old trafford. So my brother, move on....party is over! drinks don finish.

this guy is one wonder of a slowpoke

mcfarlin:


From all your posts on this thread its obvious that some monkeys will be considered geniuses when compared to human wannabe's like you!

200mill will fly me around the world......200mill can't fly u to the top of the league.....pitiable

mcfarlin:


Thanks for your concern just make sure all your travels aint in vain or else...

nd u too also make sure all the sitting at home like a failed jamb candidate pays off nd u finally upgraðe from being a mid table team

igbsam:


Answer the Question and stop beating about the bush like a hopeless farmer. In your shallow minds, you have won the league after how many games. Ask Arsenal Fans how it went down that season they were winning every tom, di.ck and harry for almost half a season. This is 21st century football man, don't count your chickens before they're hatched. In your own shallow mind, you win the league after 11 matches

actually u ar right,we av played only small teams,we avnt been to etihad nd anfield......we ar yet to play d big teams like leicester,mk dons,swansea nd city

mcfarlin:


I laff in hindu hindustani!

Abeg bros how do chelshit fans measure sucess?

How many titles did u win last year?.

when last did ur team travel out of england ......home based united

Shoutout to aLl the 'aro united' fans wey carry my mata for head,u ar sighted........vent ur frustration on ya handicap coach,nt me.....how can a club with coalgar , igbashit nd co move forward.....

coogar:


you dunno how to start because there's nothing to say. you are clueless - you are a waste of flesh. every time you come here, we all laugh at you - you are what everyone of us here pray against to happen to our sons, you are a disgrace to your family compound.

obviously u av brought it down to ur level,count me out.....this level,this kinda bashing involving parents,is nt what people like me get into.....pple with clear upbringing,clear moral,good attitude,this is nt our tin......its a kinda fight which we get into nd lose cos we dnt av d experience,parents ar parents....u av brot it to ur level,I give it to u,u will win with experience..............Ehmmm,u talked about Age d other time right Ok

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the only thing incredible about you is your level of idïocy. you just typed 500 words without making any sense out of it. how do you know PSG weren't there before united made their bid? so if he said he was interested in PSG before united - does it necessarily mean he preferred PSG to united? why is the average chelsea fan bereft of any God-given intelligence?



shut up your dirty mouth & stop worrying where di maria would play? you are insignificant to his decision. you stay in a village - who really reckons with you'd prognosis or prediction? you cannot even predict if you would have quality dinner tonight - anuofia!

you go from thread to thread constituting a nuisance like the fart of a leprous man. are you so unhappy in life, you cannot sit your crüsty bütt in your own club thread? i bet this is what you do in real life. you leave your house, go to the neighbours & chat shyte all day. you must be suffering from lack of confidence - you have the self esteem of an elf![/quote how many sense lacking words are u dedicated to type in a day,if it z 10 million u ar nt far off target................I don't even know where to start with u

dopeJemi:
My Future Wife, let dis SINK in your Head "MANCHESTER
UNITED IS MY
FIRST Love Second "NO MANCHESTER UNITED NO LOVE"
QUALITIES Of My Wife To Be.
1. She Must not be a Chelsea Fans.
2. Non of Her Parent Should Like Chelsea
3. She Must Support CR7
4. OLD TRAFFORD Should be her Dream Land.
5. Incase she need a house cleaner, chelsea boy can
be hired
6. All the house Hold Equipment must be MANCHESTER UNITED
Customise.
7. After Heaven, OLD TRAFFORD is the Second Home.
8. Our Kids must Learn to Spell "MANCHESTER UNITED" before
understanding 1+1
9.Her favourite colour must be RED.
10. Anything Colour Blue must be Use in Toilet
Cleaning.
How many people support me

More like 'Chelsea is my greatest Nightmare' nt 'united is my first love'......ur obsession with chelsea z greater than ur love for United....

coogar:


but if your stüpid club is out of europe, would you even get 2nd-class players? why don't you trolls find something meaningful to write about for once in your miserable lives?



your own foolishness is directly proportional to your age. the more you grow, the dumber you become. for a top class player like di maria to play for a club without european games speaks highly of the brand of man utd. while united signed di maria, you got willian.

I bet ur brain feels as good as new,knowing u av never used it...........falcao was d best cf when he join a newly promoted monaco,willian joined anzhi.....all u need is a brain as sharp as a 3months old retard,but unfortunately u av nothing upstairs..............crossia wanted more money and recognition at madrid,man u offered d cash nd of cos d recognition since he is gonna be playing with other overpriced monkeys like herrera and shaw......'M still young maybe I will play for psg one day',I guess u know how willian and anzhi's story ended,u think crossia will wanna keep crossing d ball for a team below west ham?? Deluded slowpoke....I had like to leave with one thought,but m sure u don't av anywhere to put it

Di maria in july: Man u is the only club I could av joined.............after Leicester,city,mk dons- I nearly joined PSG.........loooool......Di Crossia went to Man u for money.....

RuuDie:


Maybe you should swap Welbeck for Costa... then come back at the end of the season to tell us if he is "the required standard for the special one" - Ediot!

y would I swap costa?? He z doing his job unlike ya sterile forwards............man u z the only mid table team forming standards........u wanna compare d standard of an unbeaten team to a winless team Puff

Goals scored this season for club and
country Danny Welbeck = 10 Rooney
+Van Persie+Falcao = 11 #
NotTheRequiredStandard
Vanmoyes

dopeJemi:


Na so, I hear

dnt mind my stupid phone

Nihilist:


Really?

The kind of apollo that has stricken you and larride must have undergone olympic weightlifting training

hatred include a lot of disease.......diff kind of infections

dopeJemi:


They play exciting football, unlike chelsea

lolzzz,they av never scored more than chelsea in d last 10 yrs........we u av d aim,d aim is to score,nt to entertain some man u haters