₦airaland Forum

in 2011, somebody said he will make this country UNGOVERNABLE for his fellow man,since then things have bin so....RIP to the dead,GOd save your children

hinwazaka:
REMATA would have made people like this millionaires overnight. But alas they have been stopped. Now we know why they spent sleepless nights hounding GEJ and polishing BUHARI. Corruption is the devil.

REMITA bin paid 3,000 dollars daily...chai, corruption and APC,just like toito and pirikee...FG should tell Nigerians the real owners of REMITA or else

gumaveddy:
This op is a fu<king g*ay.

u are fucking wright

REMITA that now handles government transactions is paid over 3billion daily.

dammytosh:
There is a saying that if some one promise you a shirt, you look at what he is putting on.

Can't get shirt from a dummy putting on a rag.

CIAO

remove the "a" from your username,and tell me who the real "dommy" is

dammytosh:
No need for your education.

You must not politicize any nonsense happening cos you lost election.

REMITA is the strongest player in terms of Collections and ePayment as far as Federal Govt is concerned since time immemorial.


Some bunch of retarrrds can not be scoring cheap points on your ignorance.

education is free ...say NO to ignorance

dammytosh:
He must have been misinformed just the way you are right now.

Go and check the constitution of the system specs team.

if only you would give me the chance to educate you

OnReflection:
No, he does not. What makes you think you have a measure of how much I know?

subject

dammytosh:
REMITA is an ePayment and Collections system owned by system specs. REMITA is from REMITTANCE not from any REMI ati TAJU acronym pdp is spreading via their poor e-warriors.

Collecting 1% of transactions done on an electronic platform is the cheapest you can ever get and that should not make PDP run mad all of a sudden.

The problem with PDP is that they just don't know when to stop.

What f00lish question is Fayose asking from a company engaged by Jonathan and his team as far back as 2011.

PDP is obviously running out of dubious funds. all the REMI and TAJU acronymns are simply nonsense to derail what is going on.

fayose knows more about his fellow politicians than you do...

OnReflection:
Why couldn't garrulous Fayose simply look up this information himself?



Source: http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/16/remita-boss-obaro-writes-buhari-explains-all-about-tsa-contract/

...fayose knows more about his fellow politicians than you do

fart:
You are a fool. It's a scam by now you still don't understand. Idiot

is obvious you are frustrated... blame your FATHER and MOTHER, not me...bye

is the recruitmen still on ?.... the link please

horexy:
He's calling them again
BTW, he should stop acting like a kid...he should leave his childish traits to his daughter

you said it all

bigtimi:
Few hours after being robbed in South Africa, Nigerian Singer Davido flaunts money on his snapchat page.

He posted series of video stories along side the photo above with caption ' Still Good! F**CK NIGGA!'.

During the robbery attack, Davido's manager Kamal Ajiboye was said to have lost his $60, 000 wrist watch.

http://www.bigtimi.com/davido-flaunts-money-after-being-robbed-in-south-africa/

is good to have money....but this is CHILDISH

Sarahluv3:
I want to use this opportunity to thank all nairalanders for their care and suport during the search for my father from my previous topic here on nairaland.

on wednessday i created a topic here looking for my father. After receiving so many calls from well wishers and advicers I finaly got 1 call around 11.00pm from my father's brother that my uncle, he said i saw my story and he was just going through it, to his bigest suprise he saw his brother's picture that is my father.

i was very happy i have never been this excited in my life before.

Thnkz to all nairalanders who showed support anf care.

My dearest friend dapaiks who introduced me to nairaland and made the search possible.

seun the founder of nairaland.
lalaticala
Mod
and those i forgot to mention
Thnk u all may God bless you.
Ameen

be careful

Electronzeez:
when would my own picture make front page lalasticlacla?.

I taya...low self esteem killing Nigerians since the time of awolowo

viviangist4:
Caption

I miss kissing you my Kingkong
Surely u know how much life you give to this broken soul & made me a better being
I owe you much more than my life,I owe you unlimited happiness & joy** OUR love will shock & teach the world & those who wait for us to fail shall praise & worship Us**
It's my greatest honor loving you & you loving me,You re such a Blessed man having me in your life
Never known a man who has it all but would never seize to work for more regardless of who you are...Am a damn lucky bride..
#MRSX #Mysexykingkong #MyhumbleMan

source https://www.instagram.com/p/-BffFNL4dG/?taken-by=tontolet

hahaha...drug dealer

jomoh:
All Progressives Congress has expressed confidence in the members of the federal Executive Council, saying they were competent.

The submission followed a statement by the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, that the portfolios inspired no change.

A statement by the National Secretary of the party, Mallam Mai Mala Buni berated the opposition party, saying it couldn’t have assigned portfolios to thugs and miscreants.

He said “The argument of the Peoples Democratic Party(PDP) that the portfolios inspired no change was warped and a product of defeat hangover. The PDP should face its rebranding pursuit instead of running down a performing government. APC is not a party which will assign portfolios to miscreants, thugs and mistresses as rampant during the misrule period of PDP.

“The task of rebuilding Nigeria is a responsibility of every citizen. Rather than sit on the fence to find faults, the opposition should join hands with the President to re-fix the nation. President Buhari has what it takes to lead; he is imbued with vision to redirect Nigeria to prosperity but he needs the cooperation of all citizens and groups.”

The party said it had faith in the Ministers to deliver on the promises of the APC government.

According to Buni, the screening and confirmation of the Ministers by the Senate and their inauguration by President Mohammadu Buhari on Wednesday marked th beginning of journey to economic recovery, meaningful democracy, and moral revolution in the country.

He also assured that President Buhari led government would take Nigerians to the promised land.

He said: “The All Progressives Congress(APC) congratulates President Muhammadu Buhari for the inauguration of the new cabinet to effect the desired change which the nation overwhelmingly voted for in March.

“The choice of the ministers and their clearance without any reservations by the Senate attested to the leadership ingenuity of the President. We are happy that every member of the Federal Executive Council is tested and trusted.

“The meticulous assigning of portfolios on Wednesday was also a signal to Nigerians that their electoral investment in our great party and President Buhari was not a waste. We endorse all the portfolios, we have absolute faith in the new ministers and we know that the final hour of redemption is here.

“The party notes that the President’s management of the portfolios has strengthened the nation’s unity, promoted excellence, provided hope for Nigeria’s rebirth and prepared the nation for the future.

“The journey to economic recovery, meaningful democracy, and moral revolution in our great country has started. For the umpteenth time, APC assures Nigerians of its desire to take them to the Promised Land. The APC government will not fail the nation, Buhari will keep his words and salvage Nigeria for the benefit of all.”

Buni noted that the Ministers showed commitment to service by assuming office immediately after oath-taking.

He also charged them to live upto the expectations of Nigerians.

“The unprecedented assumption of duty by the ministers, barely some hours after oath-taking, underscored the determination of the APC administration to offer a qualitative and faster service to the nation.

“APC appeals to the ministers to abide by their oath of office, render selfless service, live up to expectations and write their names in gold. This is a winning team, none of them must fail.

We implore Nigerians, including the increasingly impatient opposition parties, to give the cabinet a breathing space and support it to deliver the dividends of democracy”, he said.

Buni recalled that the economy has been turned around in the last 5 months of Buhari’s administration, stressing that APC would always support the government to fulfil its promises to Nigerians.

“Under five months, President Buhari has saved the country from brinkmanship, plugged loopholes, placed premium on prudence and set a new template for probity and accountability.

“In line with the manifestoes of this party, the President has clearly defined his socio-economic policies. With a little more patience, Nigerians will soon have cause to smile.

“On its part, the APC will continue to support and assist our great President to accomplish his mission”, he said.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/apc-to-pdp-we-cant-give-portfolios-to-thugs-mistresses/

am not a friend to APC.....but this topic is obviously true

EasternPride:
https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Solomon-Arase.jpg?fbe18f
The Inspector General of Police, IGP Solomon Arase has disclosed that an estimated 90,000 police officers lost their lives since Boko Haram insurgency started four years ago.

Arase made this known to journalists shortly after addressing men and officers at the police command headquarters in Sokoto, the Sokoto State capital.

Revealing that the police had a record of about 90,000 widows who lost their husbands since the insurgency began in the North-east, he stressed that the Nigeria Police Force had initiated a scheme to cater for the family of officers who lost their lives while on duty in the North-east.


The IGP disclosed that a scholarship scheme had been set up to take care of the children of slain officers.

“We have incorporated a scholarship scheme for the children of our officers who lost their lives in the North-east. This is to ensure that they continue with their studies so as to enable them achieve their potential,” he stated.

Arase noted that the total number of men and officers in the police force were currently inadequate to effectively protect the lives and property of the citizens.

In view of this, he posited that efforts were being made to recruit more personnel to further enhance the activities of the police in crime prevention and boosting security.


He stated that the police in conjunction with the United Nations Habitat were making arrangements to build 25,000 houses for officers, inspectors and rank and file across Nigeria.

The police boss said this was part of efforts to provide housing for men and officers of the police so that they would have a place to live after retirement.

While reiterating his commitment to the welfare of men and officers, Arase charged them to rededicate themselves to their duties by shunning corruption.

“It is true that our numeric strength is not sufficient but we are going to bring in more people. What I am emphasising is that every Nigerian should be security conscious, and that is the most important thing,” he said.

Arase further declared that President Muhammadu Buhari was determined to address the problems of the Nigeria Police Force.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/12/boko-haram-insurgency-has-claimed-90000-officers-so-far-ig-of-police/

I can remember, since buhari said he will make this country ungovernable in 2011.....

Ikengawo:
So someone is calling our government to be accountable and you're insulting him?

This is why I'm PDP all day. It seems that the rational half of Nigerians have shifted to PDP because the fanatical/ignorant half has fully conquered APC. The only people making sense today are PDP. The only governors not owing money are PDP. The only politicians that face their work and not the media are PDP. The Senator is doing his job by providing checks and balances while you as youth are doing your miserable job of looking for grown men to call baba and follow blindly.

exactly...some comments they baffle me for naira land...

unilagfreshest:
I went to have my bath, freshen up, now 9pm.. she lazily stood up too, entered d bathroom, took her bath nd came out.. she said, my look doesn't really define who I am.. she said am a TIGER.. (omo dat word sweet me die). After about 10min she came out dressed up,.. call came in from reception that we have 20mins more I was like.. we r already out sef, am still going to school... she hugged me for like 5min nd kept praising me.. I just told her it's nothing... we came out(Halla gbenga, say am on my way, cz he has called me like 5 times).. she stopped cab, said unilag, cabman said 4k.. 4 wat, I changed face he collected 2k sha after bargainin. Got to school around 10.30 pm, thank God for iyaPato selling food in jaja complex. Coz I was as hungry as a Pig(add anything else u want)... since then, am now her new husband, anything she will call for advice, she sends 10k every Monday but said she will stop if I don't come this weekend (have been givin her various excuses why I can't come around, claiming am busy and all), she even suggested we stay together throughout this weekend, which I obliged .. but I know am not going anywhere..She is F*CKINGLY* MARRIED.. Or what do u guys think?.. THE END

I believe your story...but start looking for an escape strategy,don't ever go to her house...hotel things for now, this relationship must end this year...anything way make am enter next year,u ar on your own

see how some people they die silently because of GOOD news

agarawu23:

Well let me commend him for that first of all

Must we know about it ?

I laughed fayose when he gave a cripple man okada some months ago.

It seems the "asun" "suya" "bread" "fish" etc wey this man dey buy chop for road don enta him medulla .

yes...YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT IT...if na CRIME fayose commit ,you for type '' must we know about it "?.....besides, we are in a PHOTOGRAPHIC REGIME

ladies with Fish Brain

orezimena28:
Yipee, on saturday November 7th, my first fruit became 1. Join me in celebrating my amazing son...

You guys should show my boy some love na haba!!!

one million LIKES for you and your son...unlike some people who will ignore their children only to POST photos of YOBO and his child,P'square and their children, hoping for nairalanders to like and comment...BROS YOUR SON FINE JO !!!

rufai69:
MTN will join once they finishes pqying NCC fine.

hhahhahahhahaahhahhahahha....

Mckandre:
Which one come be deduction rate again? Shebi na 1gig demdash u. if u finish m, e don finish na

there is deduction rate bro...guys have bin in the system for long so they have noticed things others have not noticed...believe me, there is deduction rate...test and see for ur self....download a file of 10 mb and see how 40-70 mb will be deducted from your bundle

PrettyHausaGirl:
Just because you clubbed on a Friday doesn't mean you can't wholeheartedly serve God on a sunday.

Proudly #KhristEmbassi!!!!
God is Love, Love is God #loveword rocks

without bin told, Christ embassy

one stupid white man go come say na MIKEL be Chelsea problem

money121:
hmmmm DEAD MAN

receive sense in JESUS NAME

money121:
c.e.o welldone... Wetin make linda ikeji come do..

Ode...

Copy and paste?? Ur content rty??

Oga plss free me ok..

Face ur work..

mumu using Linda as example, hahahahahahhahaha...GO GET A LIFE