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t-die:
Thank you Inspired. Is it the sedan or the Cabriolet (Convertible) that s going for 700k?
Its actually the convertible I want. Sorry if my original post was a bit ambiguous.
Am ready to do business with you.
Thanks a million.
I would appreciate if you could post pix of the available convertibles that you have.

adex2000ng: Yes o Funkybaby. You realy deserve the 20%. I personaly told inspired that u are the cause of the deal. Realy, you are the one that made Inspire to get this business and he will yet get two (2) more pre-order before or by May, 2013 by a counselor friend of mine who also saw your transactions with Inspire. so the pecentage go plenty o.

You can pay me the Percentages, I will remit them to Funkybaby, No problem.

Niseed: Na wa o..What kind of pimpin is this?
A 2008 Cadillac Escalade![size=16pt]
REASONS TO BUY THIS SUV

•Your life is pretty lame right now, probably no girlfriend or haven't been screwed since OBJ was president ( remember how everyone in the country was getting screwed daily back then?)

•Once you buy this car you will get sooo many girls. Not those girls you’re used to paying for, i mean nice “bonz” girls that will even pay you to be seen with them. Girls that can cook plus all the automatic contracts you will get rolling in from the governments of least 5 West African countries and all this for only N3.7million Naira!!!! YOU MUST HAVE GONE CRAZY BY NOW AND STARTED DANCING AZONTO!!!

•Check out the gaddamn wheels on this beast....i believe LUDACRIS was paid to personally put it on when he was a vulcanizer in Atlanta (that’s why he decided to start rapping about THIS CADILLAC)

•This roadmaster comes equipped with a 6 CD/DVD in dash loader meaning you can BLAST Tonto Dike,Whiz Kid, Cossy Orjiakor, D’Banj,Tiwa Savage or PASUMA (if you like that sort out thing) ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND EVEN WATCH A PIRATED NOLLYWOOD MOVIE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT.

•Bloody ell’ i almost forgot about the chrome detailing on this life changing car. All this style and luxury comes with this car. FOR REEEEEEEAL?
So you’re probably thinking “Oga, why do you want to sell this superSUV that supposedly opens doors? “

WELL I’LL TELL YOU SINCE YOU WANT TO DO AMEBO

First of all i just upgraded to a Bentley Flying Spur. That’s right a motherf#cking BENTLEY after all the great things this SUV did for me and as you know with the removal of the fuel subsidy by Bros Goodluck Jonathan. petrol doesn’t come cheap you know (abi you want me to steal?)...then add that to the special Bentley boys Lagos State registration fee of N3.5m and you’ll see that the Caddy has got to go. I never even knew there was a special tax for driving and owning a Bentley till the Jagaban and his boys sent me a stern letter warning me to pay up or leave Lagos. Eko o ni BAJE .

If you’re Interested please give me a call and i’ll even add the bucket you see in the picture and let the SUV's beautician wash it with 10 bags of pure water (JAY-Z) mixed with 3 bottles of sprite ( I CALL THAT A JACUZZI WASH FOR SUVS)

SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY

Why not Keep the CAR for Yourself.

Why do you want to Let go of a Car that has everything you detailed Above ?

If I were you I will Keep the Car for myself especially you said It can Win me Contracts in 5 West African States, DONT YOU WANT THE CONTRACTS ?

adex2000ng: Yes o. realy seeing is believing. U've got a cool and modest showroom, good. It is realy a pleasure to meet with you one on one and finaly sealed the deal. I thank you for your professional advise. What i had in mind was a 1999/2000 Toyota Sienna XLE but you are able to convince me to go for the latest version of that generation of Sienna, thanks (although i have to cough out about 400k extra - no problem though).

I am also happy that the cheque (innitial deposit droped into your account today. My account officer comfirm that to me already, hence work comences in earnest on your part. i count on you 99.99%. May be u will clinch the remaining 00.01% if the ride is as expected.

@Nairalanders, Inspired is a great and cool guy, trust him, partronise him and he will not fail you. My testimony will roll out after the delivery, sure and you guys will all be an eye witnesses.

@Inspire, please i want you to open a thread so that the doubting Thomases will know that pre-order is real and it has come to stay, plus the fact that there are Nigerians out there that can be trusted

I love the pictures of the Toyota Sienna 2003 XLE you sent me. It is very clean. I like it except the fact that i would have prefered a Bush green or a navy blue color. However, it is not my wish that will prevail but let your will take place on this deal as per color choice, knowing fully well that color is a secondary factor.

Cheers

Adeoye A.A
Ogba

jasperyct: Inspired wot is d cost of 2004 Mitsubishi Outlander AWD XLS. Details to j.ogundimu@yahoo.com

t-die:
Hallo Inspired. Sorry to derail your thread, but i kinda need your attention on my own thread;
https://www.nairaland.com/1157318/get-me-merc-w124-e320#13760918

BelloSKK: Good day Inspired Autos,
Please, how much does it cost to buy a Tokumbo Toyota Sienna 2006 model ( it's actual cost, shipping & handling from USA to Nigeria)?
Also,how much does it cost to buy a Tokumbo Toyota Avalon 2006 model ( it's actual cost, shipping & handling from USA to Nigeria)?
If I am to buy each one of the toyota make from you, how much will EACH one costs me?
I am based in Sokoto, could you ship any of the Toyota make to me to collect your payment?
Thanks for your response, please.

funkybaby: [/b]



oya, inspired, i want my own 20% commission

oya, inspired, i want my own 20% commission

BTW: how far with the quote for other car

Im working on the RAV 4 Ma, Will send you an Email Tonight.

Femtol2009: Hello Sir,
I sent a mail today as regards some commitment but I am yet to get a response from. Can you please confirm and let me know you got it?

Thanks Inspired

Warm regards
Femi

iKoksi: Hello Oga,
Happy New Year to you.
Please sort me out with:
VW Touareg 2005/2006/2007, V6/V8... Full option.

Have send a mail to your GMail box, still awaiting response.
Thanks and Regards
Koksi

Femtol2009: Hello Oga Inspired,
I really appreciate your response in my last post and want you to know that God will make you to be relevant always for putting smiles on people's faces.
Please Chief I know you are very busy person, I just want to know the update on the shipping of the lexus and Sifo's Venza cos I think by your timing today happens to be the 16th day of the 45 days you said we should count. I want to also appreciate the good business you did with Shakarou on his Acura MDX, thanks Sir,, my friend is very happy.
Please let's know if you the vehicles have shipped or when will they likely to sail.
Thanks once again

Femi

N.B. I am yet to get your response on series of mail I've sent, well I understand how busy you are, but please try to respond to some of them.

Nettuno: Inspired, pls do u have any nissan frontier, single cabin preferably 2005? It is urgent.

jodeci01: How much to land a 11/12 Merc CLS(inquiring for someone)