Niseed: Guys this car is still available. Make me an offer.

Niseed: Na wa o..What kind of pimpin is this?
A 2008 Cadillac Escalade![size=16pt]
REASONS TO BUY THIS SUV

•Your life is pretty lame right now, probably no girlfriend or haven't been screwed since OBJ was president ( remember how everyone in the country was getting screwed daily back then?)

•Once you buy this car you will get sooo many girls. Not those girls you’re used to paying for, i mean nice “bonz” girls that will even pay you to be seen with them. Girls that can cook plus all the automatic contracts you will get rolling in from the governments of least 5 West African countries and all this for only N3.7million Naira!!!! YOU MUST HAVE GONE CRAZY BY NOW AND STARTED DANCING AZONTO!!!

•Check out the gaddamn wheels on this beast....i believe LUDACRIS was paid to personally put it on when he was a vulcanizer in Atlanta (that’s why he decided to start rapping about THIS CADILLAC)

•This roadmaster comes equipped with a 6 CD/DVD in dash loader meaning you can BLAST Tonto Dike,Whiz Kid, Cossy Orjiakor, D’Banj,Tiwa Savage or PASUMA (if you like that sort out thing) ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND EVEN WATCH A PIRATED NOLLYWOOD MOVIE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT.

•Bloody ell’ i almost forgot about the chrome detailing on this life changing car. All this style and luxury comes with this car. FOR REEEEEEEAL?
So you’re probably thinking “Oga, why do you want to sell this superSUV that supposedly opens doors? “

WELL I’LL TELL YOU SINCE YOU WANT TO DO AMEBO

First of all i just upgraded to a Bentley Flying Spur. That’s right a motherf#cking BENTLEY after all the great things this SUV did for me and as you know with the removal of the fuel subsidy by Bros Goodluck Jonathan. petrol doesn’t come cheap you know (abi you want me to steal?)...then add that to the special Bentley boys Lagos State registration fee of N3.5m and you’ll see that the Caddy has got to go. I never even knew there was a special tax for driving and owning a Bentley till the Jagaban and his boys sent me a stern letter warning me to pay up or leave Lagos. Eko o ni BAJE .

If you’re Interested please give me a call and i’ll even add the bucket you see in the picture and let the SUV's beautician wash it with 10 bags of pure water (JAY-Z) mixed with 3 bottles of sprite ( I CALL THAT A JACUZZI WASH FOR SUVS)

SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY

Why not Keep the CAR for Yourself.

Why do you want to Let go of a Car that has everything you detailed Above ?

If I were you I will Keep the Car for myself especially you said It can Win me Contracts in 5 West African States, DONT YOU WANT THE CONTRACTS ?