₦airaland Forum

ThePeacemaker:
When your dad was the class captain in his early days
could he control the class effectively

Some fools think beinq the president is a days job

Who told him to contest for four good times if he knows is not a days job

Once upon a time begins a story!

NSE is corrupt and embedded in corrupt practices and a new sheriff is in town who doesn't allow them to do business as usual hence the loss!

#voiceofthezombies

#proudly5%

Hope Sahara Reporters no dey take us do April fool!

In as much as am proudly wailer and 5% I don't wish him death! I pray he recovers fully if the news is true!

I see nothing actually unique or touching innhis story! No sane Nigerian man goes to the US and comes back empty!

I was rather expecting a poverty sandwiched life story and not these opportunism!

My guy this isn't sufferring

As today is the fun day called April Fool many would have been a victim of one lie and deception or other fake stories!

So let's hear from you! How you fell for the prank and your reaction!

Pictures or.....
#aprilfool

The Spirit of Junketing in Bubu has colonized my People My People Governor!

Any function either west or north he will be in attendance whether his invited or not! He can't borrow a lead in development strides like Obiano!

We only have a visiting Petroleum Minister and President! His base is in the Diaspora!

Good luck to all prospective police officers!
#teamselfemployed

Nice medical research breakthrough! Its never too late to start though we are 5001st in the world!

What was Africa doing when the Western World was developing?

The speed our judicial system uses in prosecuting the crimes of the poor man if they could afford same speed on the elites and rich folks, this country will be a better place!

Can someone do me April Fool pls

A terrible shot was played by a senior when I was in primary school using Leather size 4 ball! The thing landed on my forehead and I fell backwards and hit my head on the hard ground during a street game. It took some minutes for me to regain consciousness

No girl is ugly with money and a good make up artist!
#gerraraheremehn

When we are yet to have enough for self sufficiency we are talking of exports!
Misplaced priorities

Shortyy:
Save our souls too, gov. Rochass okorocha our lecturers are still on strike

He is now a born again, old things have passed away including your lecturers salary! So he starts a new leaf by paying from henceforth

All these midget governors without human empathy and sympathy! Imagine since October last year!

All he could achieve is talking down on the last administration! Iara has taken the economy of Edo while The Midget now has his brain located in his joystick!

APC government needs 2, 4 and 6!
Else there is no visible CHANGE as they made us to believe in their manifestoes

This is Change in Oyo State!
Lets enjoy it while it lasts!

Its a lie and hogwash! Buhari is a saint!
#voiceofthezombies

Our internet space has been filled with the news from Lai Mohammed prodigy!

Which one do we believe? Why has the bloggers and news media turned to lie more than the devil?

To the zombies Pmb have the whole time at his discretion!
But remember the clock is ticking

So we now trade forex on NL abi?

Things has still been oscillating within the same range. It has come yo stay no doubt. But am still waiting for 1#=1$.

Have I been scammed?

Na Today?? Make I miss NL FP when am in the toilet! E no work especially when sweet potatoes like politics is on the FP!!

Researcher should go and sit down. Gerrarahere Mehhhn

No leyley! 08064572551

18 years ago! Such games has gone in extinction!

When will Zombies ever be as realist as the PDP! IF it were the zombies they would blame the past PDP administration but now a PDP man is sounding pragmatic and showing them empathy!

PDP showing APC constructive opposition!

Season of Twerking! Like Annie like Ebere

obailala:
There has always been pipeline vandalism; it badly affected power generation in the past, it is still affecting power generation today and it will always affect power generation as long as we continue to have savages who sabotage pipelines just for the fun of it. I don't also trust the pipeline operators in their repair works on these damaged pipelines.

At this point, I think the best solution would be to move away from our over-reliance on gas powered turbines. Coal plants should be built, wind farms should built, solar farms should be built and hydro dams (e.g. Mambilla) should be built quickly.

Didn't Fashola and Buhari know all these before taking over power? Did we vote them in to complain or to find the solutions?