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Nurability:
You don't MALAM means a gentle maan in hausa community, apart of the other literal meaning of TEACHER, is not abusive to us.

Off course I know, did you think I meant to insult northerners. ?

Ok

Ok

Sauce

If we don't want you to continue what do we click.

TRADELYN:
He simply lacks spiritual powers.

Which kain spiritual power?

LAIng in advance.

[b]Oliseh flees Nigeria, accuses staff of witchcraft
Demands 10m for accommodation By Tony Ubani


As the zero hour approaches for the must win double header AFCON qualifier against the Pharaohs of Egypt on March 23, Sports Vanguard can reveal the real reasons why coach Sunday Oliseh may continue to tinker the Eagles from his base in Belgium. After contracting a virus in one of his official assignments, camp sources informed that the former Juventus player has alleged occultic manipulations by his enemies on his life and has vowed to flee far from the country to where they could not fly to attack him.

“He is always scared in camp and suspicious of even members of his back room staff”, a close source to the team informed. The source said that the outspoken coach allegedly confronted his staff and warned them that there were many witches and wizards who were trying to undermine the success of the Eagles. “He warned those fond of putting their hands in their pockets before shaking him to desist or keep their handshakes as he feared they touch objects concealed in their pockets before offering to shake him”, the source said. Also, the coach alleged that many of the people surrounding him do not believe in the success of the team as he claimed that they don’t rejoice when the Eagles score goals. Beyond the trivial accusations of witches and wizards, Sports Vanguard also gathered that the coach had written to the federation to pay his outstanding N10 million accommodation fee as agreed in his contract(N5 million for 2015 and another N5 million for 2016) if they want him to reside in Nigeria as he said he would not stay in the hotels when the Super Eagles are not in camp.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/oliseh-flees-nigeria-accuses-staff-of-witchcraft/[/b]

[b]The St. Valentine’s Day will be celebrated globally on Sunday, February 14. The event began as a liturgical celebration of one or more early Christian saints named Valentinus. It is an official feast day in the Anglican Communion, as well as in the Lutheran Church.

The event, also known as the Feast of St Valentine, is a celebration of love observed in many countries around the world. Initially, it was associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer when the tradition of courtly love flourished in the middle ages.

In the 18th century England, St. Valentine’s Day evolved into an occasion in which lovers expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery and sending greeting cards (known as ‘Valentines’).

Anyway, that’s all good and well. Let us talk about romance, love, sex and why wearing a condom can be extremely bad for you on that day.

I was at the doctor’s clinic the other day with my farting problem. I said to him, “I fart all the time! But the good part is that ‘they’ are silent and they don’t smell. So, nobody knows. Ever since I stepped into your clinic, I have farted about 20 times and nobody noticed.” He gave me some medicine and told me to come after a week.

A week later, I went fuming to his office and said, “What kind of medicine was that? Now my farts stink like hell! The good thing is that they are still silent. So, nobody knows I did it.”

Now, the doctor calmly replied, “Okay, so your nose infection is cleared. Next, I will give you medicine for your ears.”

Prevention of infection

For those who have ears, please listen carefully. Condoms prevent sexually transmitted infections. You have to wear it before sexual intercourse and be strict about not allowing bodily fluid from your partner anywhere near your sex organ. It prevents infections like gonorrhoea, herpes, herpatitis B and C, syphilis and, of course, HIV.

The thing about not using protection is that you risk catching an infection. You risk passing an infection to your partner. Don’t forget that our bodies are vastly different and a germ that may be local and friendly to you (not giving you any symptoms or problems) may be dangerous to your partner. So, using a condom protects you and your partner.

If you don’t want to protect yourself, then you are playing the game, ‘Passemon’. The sexually transmitted infection trading game! This game is a new craze that is sweeping bedrooms across nations. Have you got chlamydimander? How about herpesaur? Or even gonococcus? Collect and swap them now with your friends!

So, St. Valentine’s Day is a great time to catch as many infections as possible. It will guarantee a visit to the doctors in March with a nasty urinary tract infection, a cold sore, itchy vagina full of smelly discharge, a penis clothed with warts and a possible positive HIV test.

The St. Valentine’s Day could be the best, most romantic and funniest ever as long as you do not let it go to your head. Lose your heart, but don’t lose your head. You should be smart and avoid situations that lead to problems when morning comes. Take this case, for example: A chap thought it would be pretty funny putting a pin through all of his best friends’ condoms. It did seem like a good idea at the time. Unfortunately, it seriously backfired when he found out his own wife was pregnant. For the best friend!

Prevention of pregnancy

Wearing a good condom on St. Valentine’s Day could be an effective way of preventing pregnancy and therefore limiting your chances of having a baby by Christmas. Among the Yoruba, a December baby is rather special and likely to be called, ‘Abiodun’, just like yours truly.

Studies have suggested that babies born around November and December are better behaved and more intelligent than those born in the summer months.

Scientists at both Harvard and Queensland (Australia) universities took a look at the statistics and found that children born in November and December tended to be longer at birth than those born in the summer. By the age of seven, the winter-born kids were heavier, taller, and had larger head circumference than their peers. This means that if you want to give birth to an astronaut or a rocket scientist, ditch the condom in February and March. Also, ensure your partner stops taking contraceptive pills from now. No point climbing two mountains in one night.

NB: The morning after pill is currently the safest way to prevent pregnancy after unprotected sexual intercourse or contraception failure, with low incidence of side effects. It is very unlikely that you will have any serious or long-term side effects after taking it. If you do want to prevent having a December baby, then rush to your local chemist on Monday 15 and get ‘Postinor’.[/b]

http://www.punchng.com/why-condoms-are-bad-for-you-on-valentines-day/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Cc lalasticlala farano

Looks better at night

dearpreye:
Good morning. At the moment, NO Nigerian politician can be or has ever been my MENTOR; I'm just beginning to pay more attention to Senator Ben Murray Bruce for his common sense talks....It takes a lot for someone to become a mentor to ME.

At Topic: Fayose only spoke from a political angle. He spoke as someone who really never wanted the PDP to have lost the last elections....including the PDP fielding a Northern President. Politicians reason very differently than the average masses; they've seen certain variables that will remain unseen by the general public.

At the moment, NOTHING can rewrite the history. The APC has the opportunity to perform and shame the woeful performance from the PDP last 16 years.

Kingsolex1, dearpreye couldn't have crafted what I had in mind any better.

Sorry


The FRSC should do something about trailers carrying goods and mallams on top of that. It's dangerous and risky. You see a trailer carrying yam or cows and about 20-50 mallams on top of the cargo again.

Lies.... it was never ND students.






Where are Afe babs Nairalanders.

Elosky20:
wow

Wow2

I just wonder how people will view this thread.

Lalasticlala is viewing.....

sapiosexual1:
you did very bad and that's cos you feel very guilty.
It's an annoying habit Nigerian girls have cultivated. they're like the leech they always want to keep sucking from their host without giving anything commensurate back. Show some love to ur bf and break the trend, with some romantic gift, not with boxers or cheap "chase " singlets

Honestly, I buy him stuff O. Even took the boss to silverbird after new years day. Am not stingy at all when it comes to my póporī o.

summerflame:
Why don't u just shift your brain to your hand wrist and type something sensible?..

If he doesn't get u a gift on a Val's day, is it a crime?.. The one he has been getting for u before Val's day nko?

Stinginess of ladies might kill their relationship.

Ladies, men ain't your ATM or where u can always seek financial solace.

Go out there, work your useless stingy asss off and get him a good gift just as he has been doing for you.

Peace out

No wonder you are still a bachelor with no worries

dcambition:
Unless u're not the Janet, pls reply him & be the wife material u should be cum feb14

Ave just replied him.

Sorry ooo.. I can just imagine that trailer full of yams and like 70 mallams on top. Frsc should do something about that.

i totally agree....

If you can find W in the pic, case closed.




Op, that can't be you on the display pic..... no no no no I cannot believe it is you.

Congratulations.

First of all, as that your friend why he is doing assignment on Sunday night.

flokii:
eheeen.. Introvert sef get boyfriend

wetin we no go see

excuse me sir, what do you mean

yaqq:
introvert pls jst be wise n. be like Janet "a wi-fi material"

So you can browse endlessly