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A 10 year old girl had her birthday
party ruined after one of her best friends
wrote to say she was unable to attend after
her father banned her as she was black.
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According to UK Mirror, Â Harmony Jones
received a letter, written in pink, blue and
green markers, which read:
 “Maby I will not be able to come to your
birthday sleepover, because my dad will not
let me go because you are black.. not trying
to be races, but my mom let me no .Happy
birthday!’

Her angry father said..Christopher Jones
said:
“It angered me a little bit, it hurt me that
my 10-year-old girl had to deal with this and
I myself never thought I would have to deal
with this.”

Lagos - Nollywood star Omotola Jalade
Ekeinde believes that National Film &
Video Censors Board (NFVCB) was a little
harsh on Fifty Shades of Grey , reports
Nigerian Entertainment Today( NET)
The actress said that the NFVCB should
not have banned 50 Shades of Grey.
In a recent interview Omotola said the
movie was made for matured audience.

She said that the board should have
ensured that cinemas do not let minors
watch it instead of just banning it
outright.
The board confirmed earlier in March
that the movie has been banned from
Nigerian cinemas.

#10 Sex is Available
24/7

A boyfriend is never going to say no to
sex… and if he does, there’s something
seriously wrong! Girlfriends might not be
in the mood, or are feeling icky, or have
something better to do, but a boyfriend?
For a guy, there’s no unsexy mood, no
feeling icky enough to avoid sex, and
definitely nothing better to do!


#9 You Can Use Them
as an Excuse Not to go
to Stuff

“Oh I’m sorry, my boyfriend’s not
feeling well so we can’t make it tonight.”
“Oh I’m sorry, it’s my boyfriend’s
mum’s birthday that night so we have to
attend.” “Oh I’m sorry, I really don’t
want to go to your party but won’t admit
it so I’ll use my boyfriend as an
excuse… wait, did I say that out loud?”

#8 You’ll Have a
Portable Clothes Rack
While Shopping

Once you have a boyfriend, you’ll find
that you can shop for twice as long and
buy twice as much stuff because your
boyfriend will always reluctantly be
there to hold all of your new dresses,
tops, pants, handbags, shoes, makeup,
and just generally every single thing that
the shopping mall sells.


#7 They’ll Play Games
With You Anytime You
Want
No guy is too mature to play games! All
you need to do is throw a pillow at
them to start a friendly fight… or some
spaghetti while cooking and you’ll end
up engaged in a vicious food fight to the
death (and then order fast food for
dinner because the spaghetti was the
only food you had in the house).

#6 They’ll Fix Things
Around the House

Whether your boyfriend is much of a
handyman or not, the embarrassment of
admitting he doesn’t know how to fix
something is far greater than the
embarrassment of just trying to fix it
anyway and failing miserably.
If something’s broken around the house
or your car engine sounds funny, get
your boyfriend around he’ll stand there
scratching his head for awhile before
rolling up his sleeves and getting to
work!


#5 Their Silly Antics
Will Make You Laugh

Guys are boneheads… even the mature
ones. You just need to get them together
with one of their mates and the stupid
shenanigans they’ll get themselves into
will be more entertaining than any
sitcom you’ve ever seen before! Guys
appreciate a girlfriend who encourages
them to hang out with their friends, too.


#4 They Make a Good
Accessory in Photos

Guys look good next to you in a photo!
We all know how much girls love posting
a picture of themselves with a boyfriend
on Facebook just to get the likes and
“awww’s” and make every friend of
theirs who is single get jealous. Guys
can’t keep up with the games girls like
to play… we just smile politely in the
photos like we’ve been trained to.

#3 They Can Kill
Bugs For You

Your boyfriend will always step up and
kill that disgusting cockroach or scary
spider or slithering snake or growling
grizzly bear… okay maybe not those
last two, but he’ll definitely defend you
against gross bugs in the house, even if
he’s just as terrified or grossed out of
them as you are!
Your boyfriend will always step up and
kill that disgusting cockroach or scary
spider or slithering snake or growling
grizzly bear… okay maybe not those
last two, but he’ll definitely defend you
against gross bugs in the house, even if
he’s just as terrified or grossed out of
them as you are!


#2 They’ll Stop Creeps
Hitting on You at the
Bar

If there is one good reason for getting
yourself a boyfriend, it’s simply so that
when you go out for drinks with your
friends, all the creeps and losers in the
bar don’t come stumbling over to you
with their sleazy, slurred pick up lines
and aggressive behaviour… your
boyfriend will be standing right there
next to you looking tough and keeping
them away. It’s kinda like National
Geographic.


#1 You Can Get Free
Fast Food Delivery
Anytime You Want

If you’re having one of those days
where you just can’t get out of bed, or
you’re tired, or sick, or you simply can’t
be bothered getting dressed and leaving
the house to get food, never fear – your
boyfriend is here! (To guilt trip into
getting you fast food with your cute sad
“I need something” face).

Guy ur not d only people that went through that even in his yesterday police where just shooting & students where running for their lives in fact they refuse to use tear gas they preferred using guns & their was no rioting by the jambites

Hmmm all this qualities on one man alone I think u should customize ur own husband

Jamb reprinting has been postponed till further notice. So wait for new annocement

Aww this is the kind of life most women dream off and the kind of men they want. Kai after reading this, you will be left salivating and waiting for your man if he has been good to you or you think of changing your man if he has not been treating you right and if you are single, you will be left with no choice to pray hard for a man like this. In fact if you have been praying hard, you will increase the tempo.



wonder what you taste like.
We don't even have to go all the way. I'm cool with stopping and second base.
As long as I get a second to taste why they call you "Woman"
Because the Man in me realizes that me making sure you come first will put me first place.
You've got the cake, and I've got the candle.
So it's only right that every day is your birthday.
So let's make love, not war.
If you let me take my talents to your bedroom.
I promise to deliver.
Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4.
Besides, the only good thing I've ever seen come from arguing is the "make up" sex.
So I'd much rather make your day before you even get out of bed.
If I'm right there beside you, it would be with some head.
But if not, I'd much rather have your stomach in knots from the butterfly you get from rolling over, grabbing your phone, and and the first thing you see before you check your instagram is my "good morning beautiful" when you wake up text.
Only thing I want to fight about is who loves who more.
Furthermore, I promise that the only time I'll make you cry is on our wedding day.
And I want our love to give people the same hope that Obama did on Election Day.
I want that "we don't need to use condoms anymore" type love.
That, "the bedroom is too far so let do it right here on the floor" type love.
That "can you pick me up a pack of pads while you're at the store" type love.
The type of love that makes me want to buy the food, cook it, and do the dishes.
As long as I can eat with you.
And the whole world could be at war. I wouldn't care as long as when I came home and shut my door I would be at peace with you.
If my heart was a large pepperoni pizza, I would want to give the last piece to you.

Op am sure u are just as certificateless as ur candidate GMB so just shut up & wait to see the wonderment of happic

The It means u should prepare for the election the worst is yet to come & THE LITERAL meaning is that GMB lost

Buhari's past would hunt him this 2015 election

This is complete disrespect 4 d naira note

According to report coming from Vanguard, he is set to sign a new deal with the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) and will begin earning N7million monthly (84 Million yearly). Which is a significant increase from his previous N5million monthly (N60 million per year) salary. Keshi will sign a 12 month contract, which will end at the end of 2015. Good for Him!!!

My own observation is that taller guys with short girls relationship don't actually last because most tall guys are actually players.

But a short guy with a tall girl most of them actually last but not at all times u will see this type of relationship.
But 4 d record am not a short guy

When we were young fashion was about what you were wearing but nowadays fashion is about what your not wearing