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agarawu23:
huh

What is huh? You no read?

Okay, I met this girl when I went to benin for the elections. It was on a sunday,I actually came out from church to take a drink because I was kinda dehydrated. Her mum owns the shop where I bought and gulped the drink.
We exchanged numbers and from there we started talking.We spoke daily and she called at least once a day . Our friendship was waxing stronger by the day.I was always busy throughout my stay so at times I would just get her stuffs from a fast food,give to her and spend little time with.her.
I was able to make time and arranged for a date but on three occasions,she couldn't make it.When she was finally ready, I wasnt free . She now made it a habit for me to visit their shop every sunday before entering church and her siblings were extremely friendly maybe she told them things. ..
I had little time left in Benin,so there was a day I went to fix my fog light,I called her to ask for her current location and she told me she was in her friend's place which wasnt far off from where I was.I went there when I finished from the workshop and told her to come out.She came out and we were just inside the car gisting and she showed me some wrist watches she was selling but I told her I wasnt interested.
The next thing, she asked to see my phone which I declined but she insisted and we started struggling for the phone. I actually had some pictures(females) I didn't want her to see.Suddenly she charged out of the car,saying am not a trust worthy person,she cant be with me,and a whole lot of shit.She left her bag behind and went back into her friend's house.I called her line more than twenty times but she declined the calls so I got angry and left for my house while wondering why she acted that way.After all she no be my babe (even though I had plans on making her my Gf).
I called her back after about an hour and she picked so I just sweet talked her to calm her mind.I later went back there to give her the bag then dropped her off.She started acting funny after that incidence and she stopped calling me.I tried making amends but there was no headway,so I got fed up and stopped calling her.This happened about a month and two weeks back.I miss her and I'm actually thinking of calling her but I dont know if it will be a good idea and I'm no longer in benin.
So guys,sorry for the long epistle. What do you guys think?
P.s: Sorry for the outlay,I typed with my phone.

Tough one......

Regionalisation of power.....Each region to generate their power with the aid of the private sector.

PhockPhockMan:
Above quote seems to be the new lifestyle adopted by APC since they won the last election. Knowing fully well the formidable competitor breathing hard on their shoulders. So far , they've shown their desire to remain in power for long time.
One of the strategy is to annihilate opposition by arm twisting all their strong men .

Fayose, Kashamu and Wike are major targets.

FAYOSE
First, they dangled impeachment threat to their tormentor in chief, Ayo Fayose, the executive governor of Ekiti State.
As at last count, Fayose has reduced them to confused jokers.

WIKE
They tried their possible best to make the his election to look like rigged one. Having noticed their failure, they ran to Owerri high Court to stop his Inauguration. Again, they failed woefully.

https://www.nairaland.com/2326291/court-dismisses-amaechis-suit-against

KASHAMU
Knowing fully well that the combination of Fayose and Kashamu is a death sentence for APC in south west, especially after it's assured imminent failure based on their many unrealistic promises. They decided to exhume a dead case against him.
Again, they have been rubbished in the court of law.

http://www.punchng.com/news/court-bars-ndlea-others-from-arresting-kashamu/

On 29 May 2015, another wild Goose Chase begins.

MAY GOD SAVE US.

Very childish analysis from a matured man.

OBLONG HEAD....

Weeping may endure for the night(Gej), but joy cometh in the morning(Buhari)......Thanks for the memories Mr president.Please when you get to otuoke,kindly get jobs for those trekkers.

PHOTOKIOSK.

slydog:
Ameachi is not ogboni too abi? Clap for your self

Wike's own is too open.He even recruits boys.Abeg leave matter.

Its an open secret that wike is a great ogboni man.If you live in Ph you suppose know.Yeye man.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Ring road [/color]

5 junction. .....

candycrushsoda:
Did that APC handler just write 'conger' instead of 'comquer'?

Are you a COMQUEROR.......Na you worse pass...Mumu

At the end we shall say,"All is well that ends well".
I have never been this optimistic of a better Nigeria.

saxwizard:
u try


..but the joke don stale. ..no hard feelings

No be you get problem pass for this life.......

Funny joke.

Baba don CHANGE am for them. ...Afterall,Apc is all about change.

Okay that's a nice idea.But I know for sure wike is a bigger thief.

How does this provide fuel for us?

sinaj:
nah, buh awaz dere yestide...


my frnds live dere

Okay when next you are around,just buzz me.I might just be around.

sinaj:
I stay in Aluu

Okay....Thought you stay at back of chem.

ramdris:
But u can't drink ocean water na oga. Your analogy get k-leg o!

It doesn't. A wise man would understand my words. Just like,sleeping on money but dying of hunger.Will you eat the money? In other words, we have the resources,but we are suffering from lack of those resources. Enough said.

Lmao......

Nigeria::Living by the ocean,but dying of thirst.
That's the perfect definition of Nigeria.

Ogboni man.

sinaj:
it hasn't change a thing



derez no fuel to pump water

av not had my bath since...

Where do you stay in ph? Your face looks familiar. Are you a student?

theV0ice:
Can you show us GEJ rehearsing in the pictures above?

Abi you think say na wedding preparations?

Why answering him? That guy's brain is made of Agidi.

I am at a loss on this. But we deserve the leaders we get in this country.He should keep snoring away.He will snore into jail.Nincompoop.

Let them chill.That nincompoop will be out by friday.

What a country. Now TANoids tell me,is the country better off now than the way Gej met it?
I know he is a hero, a hero to fools.

Lmao this is so funny.....

temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL

Just imagine what this 1diot is writing. God gave you a brain for a reason., utilise it.

These girls being referred to as the hottest twins in the world are bitches to some guys, somewhere.

Good for them. .