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Dimples192:
I will when I find him

Stop oo ,u asked me to kneel down and beg ystd,and I did

Orijin101:
Ipledge Ipleddge Ipledge01
unto wetin na?

No be me be ipledge01 Oo,impersonator

Dimples192:
Hey everyone
Welcome cutie berry

Dimples192:
Nope still can't see it

U don't want to say hi to your husband

brito:
Your case serious, go self service

It's normal and not serious,today is not my self servicing day,I did Tha on monday

cutieberie1:
okay....truth or dare...

Truth

Trut:
We must VOTE rightly in 2015.

If SOMEONE is;

J = Joyfully
O = On
N = New
A = Assignment
T = To
H = Help
A = All
N = Nigerians

THEN we must also resist anyone who will

B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hatred
A = And
R = Religious
I = Intolerance

Plz be patriotic and vote for GEJ/PDP

Use the brain given to you by God and the one that have been affected.which party preach religious and ethnicity intolerance?

mulattoclaro:
Montreal, Canada.

That's a better place,but my brother.there are some part of Usa that is not advisable for you to marry a foreign girl,don't even impregnate...but as for gf foreign girls are very cool

elantraceey:
i didn't say anything wrong joor

Lol,u didn't say anything ,well truth to be told,I feel insulted

brito:
The truth is it's not a good habit. anyhow make he no bend sha

E bend and that's an advantage to me,e don bend before I start to dey self-service

brito:
Hmmm......stop pressing the thing

D thing needs to be press sometimes,maybe once a week,abi whAt do u think

elantraceey:
you know na

That's what we call finishing

Op please which country or city did u meet Ur fiancé?

elantraceey:
story

brito:
Don't cut it off while you're on it.
Drag am small small.

I use lotion,so it's well oilEd..

ease06:
Hmmmmm see love,I can't imagine marrying someone dats not good at cooking.like big NO

If she meet my standard,being a good cook is not part of my standards,so it's not love

elantraceey:
and now that you're old?

I still lock d door

brito:
You spoil no be here

Am not spoilt,I just let the truth set me free

If I actually marry a wife that can't really cook,I will take d responsibility.I know she can't cook before I marry,I automatically take d responsibility

tosyne2much:
Roflwkmd lmwkd hahahaha

Chibwike don come with another theory ooooo hahahahaha

He is a virgin

mirexxx:
OK u just confirmed my earlier post. thanks

You are welcome

cutieberie1:
hmmm....i lyk dis game..

Come let's play

almostFamous:
he's a mumu

Next time,you should correct him,maybe he is a novice

mirexxx:
guys dont care! some might grab the babe and bleep her

U mean guys like me?if a girl see my Dick,would be so glad.u have 90% assurance of fvcking her

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Never happened and will never happen.[/color]

You be pastor now,who go see Ur dick any how,apart from that girl

I think such advice add to Ur respect,U don't know why yours is opposite.maybe u gv her signal while advicing

FLAWLES:
.lolz; me don't want another ban oo; dem gt my bB

I chop ban too,my moniker dey prison

rubey:
We were at a birthday party and all of a sudden everybody's attention was directed to me! And there came out this handsome guy
He sang the whole "woju" track for me with the help of the DJ. It was crazy and kind of embarrassing!

*heavy sigh *

EroticAngelina:
borrowing a friend's car to impress me

he didnt knw i knew the guy too. psst

And you be like

almostFamous:
Guys that even when you are smooching,they will rest all of their weight on u as if u are vitafoam

That guy no dey try at all,he won kill U?

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmmm some guys are so stupid#staring at boobs while talking to a lady tho,that part eehnn so annoying #so i should stay away from my guy friends that do talk about my body in everyconversation**i dont know what is on their mind tho#guys do number3 to me tho,i have to stay away from them

But I like staring at boob,when in front of a girl

tosyne2much:
OP, thumbs up... Make me sef add to the list

**Guys that go about quoting and sending you avalanche of Pms as if their lives depends on it**

**Guys that caress and smooch you for 30mins without reaching your panties**

**Guys that send you N1, 500 recharge card and still beg their friends for MTN N50 transfer **

** Guys that buy you bold5 when they are using Nokia 3310**

**Guys that pound you like pounded yam during bleeping

You describing mumu here