Mercychen:
So your dog is a diagnostic device? Good.

Have you fallen I'll yet? Hmmm...

Was seriously sick as at the time I was typing just came from Hospital self.

Sonnobax15:

Cool..

Who said nairaland is never educative....I jus learnt something new today.. Thanks for sharing tho op..

You are welcome sir

PENUEL17:
Incredible stuff

I Swear after seeing this I have never been this emotional, the dog was just rubbing me body

Dieuetla:
Thanks for sharing

You are welcome

This

Modified: My German Shepard kept barking at me don't know until I goggled this and google showed this result..

Am really sick will update if need be

The real story:

For the past few days my dog will be barking at me and rubbing me body, which was unusual so I began to try to know why but couldn't find an answer.

It was really strange, so I began to pray ooo cause atimes it will be asif the dog wants to attack me, haa.

Fast-forward to today I became so sick after I came back from church, when I came out to take breeze after finishing an online service at Koinonia, didn't have money to buy drug(i was sooo broke) had to call My girlfriend she now sent some money (first time to ask her for money in our 6 years relationship) .

So when I came outside, omg this dog started rubbing me body, showing me emotions and began to bark again, I now enters google and discovered the below findings.

Modified : just checked and saw am in the wrong section lalasticlala pleas help move to the right section, forgive My negligence.

Seun:
We are still here.

Oga seun organize a UI contest pick winner and do giveaway for them then apply to the forum.

KingOfAllIgbos:


I went to Dubai on vacation with a lady.

haaa

saintjimos:
This one deserves front page

Were is that lalaboy
Mynd44, lalasticlala, come and move things o

Ebije1:
what pains me is no matter how they try to convince the masses that the military is trying it's best, we no go still believe because dem don Bleep up in major areas.

Unn true

Ebije1:
Lol...he was talking about 'Police Checkpoint' not military Checkpoint.

All of them are same

KingOfAllIgbos:


One fool was boasting on FP about how he calling at a checkpoint.

He struggled with some security agents and got a free brain resetting slap.

Many Nigerians are like that. They say "YES SIR, YES SIR" at USA and UAE Airports. Even at American Embassy in Nigeria....

They turn tigers as soon as they land in Lagos or Abuja.

I swear, it's really sad.

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

The use of phones when approaching a military checkpoint is wrong because it is a security loophole, Chief of Civil-Military Affairs, Major-General Usman Mohammed said on Monday.

Major-General Mohammed was a guest on Channels Television’s Sunrise Daily when he was asked why the military frowns on motorists using their phones while approaching a checkpoint.

“It is a security measure for when you are approaching a checkpoint,” he said, “you don’t make phone calls. Because the tendency is that if you are making a phone call, you might be communicating with some bad guys. Or you may use that particular device to set up some certain devices.

“It is a general convention; it is not peculiar to Nigeria, it is everywhere; people who have travelled abroad know that you don’t make phone calls when approaching a checkpoint.”

Meanwhile, the Major-General stressed that relations between the military and civilians were improving.

He also noted that while human rights violations have not been eliminated, the military is working assiduously to limit such crimes.

“We soldiers are part of the society,” he said. “We didn’t fall from the sky. We are a product of the society in which we are operating. Where you have one or two individuals behaving differently from what the military stands for, you don’t say everybody is abusing human rights.

“Where those occur, we identify those individuals, investigate and sanctions are applied.

“But generally, we are doing a lot in terms of educating our personnel, and also we are instituting measures to ensure that human rights violations are reduced to the barest minimum.”

Modified : wait o is that not a male child?

Haba mana?

sapientia:
Hehehehe

Oga... You have casted

Confirm casted

So chill and run your business

But he's making more money than you even on casting.

vedaxcool:


There is a huge difference, the clergy guides people to faith. Many will learn their religious practices from such them.

The point sir, is that this sort of disgraceful behaviour will only weaken faith of many and drive many from religion.

Have you asked yourself if he really did it?

What if they are lying against him?

Where is her evidence?

Is she a baby, what's bad with paying to sleep with her?

Did his church members complain, why are you getting sick over someone's stress.


Until you answer all this if you mention me you will see fire o

Vaughanlanrewaj:


Dear sir, only the enemies of Nigeria hate Alhaji Lai Mohammed . That's one of the best ex-Chief of Stafff Lagos State has ever had. He is not only an experienced Lawyer,  he is a brilliant administrator and a communicator with first degree in French Language yet he was not from a rich background. He is old enough to be a father to many of you .


If you are old enough to know who Alhaji Lai Mohammed is, you will know that you still have a long way to go in your own life and you don't cover such milestones in life if as a youth one spends all his or her time on Nairaland. It's particularly an unwise use of time hiding behind the anonymity of this kind of platform to run down others. Seriously,  for most of you,  Lai Mohammed is the least of your problems,  what you need to deal with first is the consequences of bad character of living different lifestyles online and offline , bad upbringing and highly addictive self imposed idleness. 

May God bless Lai Mohammed and other patriots . May God bless Nigeria. All the enemies of Nigeria will always lose .

You are a fool, big mumu man

Cc:lalsticlala,mynd44 abeg help push to front page please.

I and my #girlfreind was discussing one night and I asked her if she has seen a #spirit before and she was #babe naaaaah��� let's not do that this night and I was like baby just answer and she was like Isaac nooooo pleaseeess��. (cute troublesome me)


My life stories are chilling and breath taking, sharing it with you is a pleasure actually.

Every star have a scar and my scars I will always let the whlole world see without shame.

Now to the story, hummmmmmm, where can I start from my dear.

On one faithful night around #12-1AM, I should be around 8-9 years old we use to leave in Ilorin #GRA beside #Ilorin #Museum if you have been to Ilorin you will know the place.

Usually sleep in same room with my parents since my elder brother is in the other room with babe, yap you heard me.

So I was not comfortable at all, was sensing like an unsual prescense in the room it was like aside my parents there was someone in the room��, I sat down on the mat on my turning to look at the door side lo and behold it was a human figure��, like I will never lie to you, I saw this with two eyes.

A human that I don't know facially walking towards me, I shhhoooouuuuted they want to kill me , they want to carry me and my parents turned on their touch they couldn't see the person but truly it disapeard but when they turned off the touch here we go again, so that continued for few minutes until they started firing prayer and the spirit disappeared entirely, mhen even as a child I now know that prayer is also a weapon that can chase higher powers away.

Woo I began to pray since that day o, like even as child I remembered alot of time I will wake up in the night to fire prayer like mad and till now the spiritual opression minimized soo much.

What works can not be explained otherwise, even as a child I knew prayer was a key already and that fact changed my life till date.

Don't joke with prayers it can change your life sooooo much, it did changed my life not small.

I thank God for today but my staying alive till now is a reflection of my prayers ooo.

The devil comes to steal, kill and destroy but your fervent prayer came to guide, make alive and make a new way .

More on my instagram @ www.instagram.com/isaacrocksadeiza

Conner44:
With 10k you can reach Benin Republic through Cotonou border. Just do your ecowas passport and go to mile2 to enter bus.

Ibebox:
Pls nairalanders, pls I need your advise I have saved up to 5million naira of which I want to start a business with, pls your advice is highly needed thanks

If we can chat on WhatsApp there are premium businesses you can go into.

Like real businesses chat me up on O7O6 944 O262.

Am the owner of rocksviewng.com handle at www.instagram.com/isaacrocks so don't be scared to reach me.

Kennyprince:
Bro as an entrepreneur, what u need do is go to china and discover a sure way of improving heavily on your business.

China's massive technology will surely pave the way for u to discover that u cam actually succeed here in Nigeria.

Wow, thanks bro. But you know the criterias?

I own a Digital Marketing Company and am also a Programmer though entry level programer but I want to know what it costs to leave Nigeria though am not too sure of where to go but with all the above mentioned, how much and where do I go to from Nigeria as an Entrepreneur...

Hun

#vacancy @ELL Tasty Food at for a new at Restaurant Gwarimpa Abuja.

WhatsApp @7@ 6944 O262 for details on how to Submit CV.

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Oga

Sluacoast:
I'm sure so many innocent guys has been a victim of EFCC oppression. This is really bad to the reputation of this promising young lad. First, they've tarnish their image by tagging them as fraudster. Secondly, uploading their photos without thorough check. But they're lucky their faces are not on display. Just their names only.
BTW, let me use this medium to seek for help. I'm not begging for anyone for money. I just need a job I could do and survive this hardship. Hopping to hear from y'all

If you stay in Abuja I have a Job for you.

Ekele22:
I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo

Kai you are just painting this girl bad ni, with this she's modest.

Kobojunkie:
Why do you ask?

Want to know by what Spirit do you say all this?

Kobojunkie:
The human conscience is not the same Spirit as the Spirit of God or Holy Spirit who God declares will wield significant control over those He inhabits to cause them to carefully Obey His commandments- Ezekiel 36 vs 26-27. The conscience has no such power.

Do you have the Holy Spirit?