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Anazp:
your girl is a leech and you freaking stupid. For six years she hasn't given you cash. Gosh Nigerian men are foolish and fucking stupid

Your philosophy mhen, not mine. Gold digger

KillamanJoe:
You nor get money and you dey feed dog? Anyway, go yo hospital and do test sha, self medication is bad.

I already did sir

Independentgbol:
You're about to die bro. Just prepare your Will already. And make sure you drop your phone password, bank account password and signature, location of all your properties and everything your family members need to know. And try to have one last "fuck1ng". Make sure you pour everything in. You might be lucky to have a child

Haaaaa ejo o, am just a young man o lol.

That's not to nice o

JOACHINpedro:
Op you no well at all
You had to table your relationship matter for the redpillers in pet session. Onye mgbu

lemme jor na fever

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Sorry, I hope you feel better now.
Dogs are good to be with. You can't help but love them. I have a German Shepherd she's just 6months old and the love I have for thisy little eh, if I ever love a man like that, he will die of too much love I swear. LOL

Hahaha

Nicklaus619:
Dogs are very sensitive, for example, I use to leave my dog at my veranda while going to work and yes my veranda is very big and comfortable for him to play around until I get back home, and my protector makes it impossible for him to see who ever is passing.

So each time I get back from work, I will put my hands through the key space and my dog will sniff my hands and know it's me even without seeing my face, he will start barking happily, shaking his tail and waiting patiently for me to open the door, before he dives on me and lick my face like lollipop
Let me not forget to add that my dog is very aggressive, he only know me and my babe, that's because my babe spoils him silly with gifts each time she's coming over
I love dogs.

Shai I Soo grab, same with mine

Mercychen:
Ow... Sorry.
Get well soon.

Amen, Thanks .

Onyenna:
Get well soon bro.....

Amen sir

ManoelCzar:
This is educative, the kind of stuff that should fill nairaland. Thanks OP.

Thanks sir

Mercychen:
Ow... Sorry.
Get well soon.

Amen thanks ma

Sam0:
There was a time I was sick a dog that I play with always sees me and back me due to the fact that I was shadow of my self then.

Chai can relate

Mercychen:
So your dog is a diagnostic device? Good.

Have you fallen I'll yet? Hmmm...

Was seriously sick as at the time I was typing just came from Hospital self.

Sonnobax15:

Cool..

Who said nairaland is never educative....I jus learnt something new today.. Thanks for sharing tho op..

You are welcome sir

PENUEL17:
Incredible stuff

I Swear after seeing this I have never been this emotional, the dog was just rubbing me body

Dieuetla:
Thanks for sharing

You are welcome

This

Modified: My German Shepard kept barking at me don't know until I goggled this and google showed this result..

Am really sick will update if need be

The real story:

For the past few days my dog will be barking at me and rubbing me body, which was unusual so I began to try to know why but couldn't find an answer.

It was really strange, so I began to pray ooo cause atimes it will be asif the dog wants to attack me, haa.

Fast-forward to today I became so sick after I came back from church, when I came out to take breeze after finishing an online service at Koinonia, didn't have money to buy drug(i was sooo broke) had to call My girlfriend she now sent some money (first time to ask her for money in our 6 years relationship) .

So when I came outside, omg this dog started rubbing me body, showing me emotions and began to bark again, I now enters google and discovered the below findings.

Modified : just checked and saw am in the wrong section lalasticlala pleas help move to the right section, forgive My negligence.

Seun:
We are still here.

Oga seun organize a UI contest pick winner and do giveaway for them then apply to the forum.

KingOfAllIgbos:
I went to Dubai on vacation with a lady.

haaa

saintjimos:
This one deserves front page

Were is that lalaboy
Mynd44, lalasticlala, come and move things o

Ebije1:
what pains me is no matter how they try to convince the masses that the military is trying it's best, we no go still believe because dem don Bleep up in major areas.

Unn true

Ebije1:
Lol...he was talking about 'Police Checkpoint' not military Checkpoint.

All of them are same

KingOfAllIgbos:


One fool was boasting on FP about how he calling at a checkpoint.

He struggled with some security agents and got a free brain resetting slap.

Many Nigerians are like that. They say "YES SIR, YES SIR" at USA and UAE Airports. Even at American Embassy in Nigeria....

They turn tigers as soon as they land in Lagos or Abuja.

I swear, it's really sad.

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

The use of phones when approaching a military checkpoint is wrong because it is a security loophole, Chief of Civil-Military Affairs, Major-General Usman Mohammed said on Monday.

Major-General Mohammed was a guest on Channels Television’s Sunrise Daily when he was asked why the military frowns on motorists using their phones while approaching a checkpoint.

“It is a security measure for when you are approaching a checkpoint,” he said, “you don’t make phone calls. Because the tendency is that if you are making a phone call, you might be communicating with some bad guys. Or you may use that particular device to set up some certain devices.

“It is a general convention; it is not peculiar to Nigeria, it is everywhere; people who have travelled abroad know that you don’t make phone calls when approaching a checkpoint.”

Meanwhile, the Major-General stressed that relations between the military and civilians were improving.

He also noted that while human rights violations have not been eliminated, the military is working assiduously to limit such crimes.

“We soldiers are part of the society,” he said. “We didn’t fall from the sky. We are a product of the society in which we are operating. Where you have one or two individuals behaving differently from what the military stands for, you don’t say everybody is abusing human rights.

“Where those occur, we identify those individuals, investigate and sanctions are applied.

“But generally, we are doing a lot in terms of educating our personnel, and also we are instituting measures to ensure that human rights violations are reduced to the barest minimum.”

Modified : wait o is that not a male child?

Haba mana?

sapientia:
Hehehehe

Oga... You have casted

Confirm casted

So chill and run your business

But he's making more money than you even on casting.

vedaxcool:
There is a huge difference, the clergy guides people to faith. Many will learn their religious practices from such them.

The point sir, is that this sort of disgraceful behaviour will only weaken faith of many and drive many from religion.

Have you asked yourself if he really did it?

What if they are lying against him?

Where is her evidence?

Is she a baby, what's bad with paying to sleep with her?

Did his church members complain, why are you getting sick over someone's stress.


Until you answer all this if you mention me you will see fire o

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Dear sir, only the enemies of Nigeria hate Alhaji Lai Mohammed . That's one of the best ex-Chief of Stafff Lagos State has ever had. He is not only an experienced Lawyer,  he is a brilliant administrator and a communicator with first degree in French Language yet he was not from a rich background. He is old enough to be a father to many of you .


If you are old enough to know who Alhaji Lai Mohammed is, you will know that you still have a long way to go in your own life and you don't cover such milestones in life if as a youth one spends all his or her time on Nairaland. It's particularly an unwise use of time hiding behind the anonymity of this kind of platform to run down others. Seriously,  for most of you,  Lai Mohammed is the least of your problems,  what you need to deal with first is the consequences of bad character of living different lifestyles online and offline , bad upbringing and highly addictive self imposed idleness. 

May God bless Lai Mohammed and other patriots . May God bless Nigeria. All the enemies of Nigeria will always lose .

You are a fool, big mumu man

Cc:lalsticlala,mynd44 abeg help push to front page please.

I and my #girlfreind was discussing one night and I asked her if she has seen a #spirit before and she was #babe naaaaah��� let's not do that this night and I was like baby just answer and she was like Isaac nooooo pleaseeess��. (cute troublesome me)


My life stories are chilling and breath taking, sharing it with you is a pleasure actually.

Every star have a scar and my scars I will always let the whlole world see without shame.

Now to the story, hummmmmmm, where can I start from my dear.

On one faithful night around #12-1AM, I should be around 8-9 years old we use to leave in Ilorin #GRA beside #Ilorin #Museum if you have been to Ilorin you will know the place.

Usually sleep in same room with my parents since my elder brother is in the other room with babe, yap you heard me.

So I was not comfortable at all, was sensing like an unsual prescense in the room it was like aside my parents there was someone in the room��, I sat down on the mat on my turning to look at the door side lo and behold it was a human figure��, like I will never lie to you, I saw this with two eyes.

A human that I don't know facially walking towards me, I shhhoooouuuuted they want to kill me , they want to carry me and my parents turned on their touch they couldn't see the person but truly it disapeard but when they turned off the touch here we go again, so that continued for few minutes until they started firing prayer and the spirit disappeared entirely, mhen even as a child I now know that prayer is also a weapon that can chase higher powers away.

Woo I began to pray since that day o, like even as child I remembered alot of time I will wake up in the night to fire prayer like mad and till now the spiritual opression minimized soo much.

What works can not be explained otherwise, even as a child I knew prayer was a key already and that fact changed my life till date.

Don't joke with prayers it can change your life sooooo much, it did changed my life not small.

I thank God for today but my staying alive till now is a reflection of my prayers ooo.

The devil comes to steal, kill and destroy but your fervent prayer came to guide, make alive and make a new way .

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