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youngfocus:
yea it bn a while dat I av been following dis treat nw I tink it testimony time.testimony time!! special numba time testimony time. I CNT imagine how my life av been in miserable in d life of women,my big tnx to hardon baba for dis life turn around for gud treat he created in dis word web of women(w.w.w)than wen am witout game wen ever I appear in front of girls like dis they already knw my motive dat is dating issue .bt nw girl ar confuse abt me due to my unpredictable and I dnt care attitude nw they ar toying around me just like suger in d mist of ant.hw can I do dat.gud sense of humor,I dnt care attitude.cos if u ar fine like man maid I does not move me u ar going to pay my money once u step at my shop,nw am having abt 8 gf DAT dey thought am dating dem nt knw am just experimental hard don dating dril in their body,attracting any girl I wnt is never my p anymore. let me just share did little tail between me and yellow pawpaw,she work into my shop and greeted gud afternun sir were am battling wit Samsung edge power switch.
me_ hw can I help u,
she_I wnt to repare my Microsoft touchpad sir
me_Aaaah hw cum you broke touch pad like dis is there hammer in your hand am very sure wen dis phone is coming to word next time it will b running from falling into ur hand again.let me see DAT ur hand and I pick up is hand and feel it.me aaaah hw cum your hand is hard like dis did u work wit ppl pushing truck she was disgrace and she cnt even control d way she was laughing at dsame time (I was like pls dnt die here ooo )
me it will cos u 3500 she started begging and beg BT I insisted ooo it got to a stage she sais I did nt even knw girl and I said hw did she wnt me to knw a girl DAT is using man DAT is working hard phone DAT she should av been using 3310 at least she will nt av noting to complain abt and she started laughing again and she agree to pay.(I tink inside me so u av d money DAT she was demonstrating here like snake),and I collected d money. I said I will av date her nw BT she is nt just my type she is to yellow for my liking,she said and am nt to yellow ooo.dat is wat guy use to say though. nd I said u wnt to start begging me again abi OK gv me time to tink abt it and I said bye I av a lot to do.I will keep you in touch hw tins is going. BT yellow girls ar nt just my type sha. though

I appreciate your confidence. I like the way you're taking the game to them. That way you don't need to spend to impress them. Recently, a girl I was using same drill on took me out and paid for everything cos I told her that I don't take girls out. The irony is that I met her on my church's whatsapp group. We've not met before then but she was eager to meet with me while I keep postponing her.

This drill works like magic, take the game to them and play the I don't care position.

Ayene idem amo afighting for

I can relate to all

looooooooooooooooooooooool

I never chop na transformer i wan buy

Has he paid civil servants yet?

Caveat!

Vote wisely, we don't want to hear that Edo workers have not been paid for 18 months.

FunkyMetahuman:
Yeah I support this

Christians sabi wail about everything.

They don't want hijabs in schools,
They don't want Islamic writing on naira,
They don't want anything islamic on army uniform,
They don't want our national assembly or government infrastructure to look like mosque,
but Sundays should be a work free day for them to worship and not Fridays ..

And these people will be the first to wail about islamization if anything favors the Muslims. ignoramus...

Sunday is not work free day allover the world..

And yes Fridays are work free days in most Arab nations..

Is Nigeria an Arab Nation?

Buy Nigeria, Grow Nigeria

Na only him mouth bottle water dey sweet?

Where can i get the application form for the interest free loan?


boys are not smilling

herzern:
You connived to pad the budget with your boss!....

After a little mis understanding..... Yhu were fired!....and start crying foul......

If I were a judge.....Jubril will qo to jail and Doqara will not......

#FoolishMan

Please stay away from our court

You can never be a judge.

Where is the venue of the convention?

Is it appropriate for a venue change for a convention of this magnitude within 24 hours?

I hope INEC and other bodies are present to avoid stories that touch.

Africonji:
Rubbish. Is OVI the only governor that is owing All these sponsored protesters should be careful not to allow themselves to be used to play politics with the lives of Abians. The country is currently in economic recession and it is affecting all of us. They should work with the state government instead of this political protests.

Wow!

Just Wow.

iflywithbuhari:
Ayade why don't you call Donald the duck to rescue you. You will hear wehn very soon. Tomorrow the dummy will deny the attack ever took place. By the time they will take you and your girls to their hideout, you will piss in your pants

Like seriously!

What concerns Ayade and Donald Duke here?

Please don't ever comment on Nairaland again if you cannot comprehend a 2 paragraph writeup.

We now know the real dummy

Who is keeping the list of the 170,000 volunteers and how can someone register?

RIP to the death.

Next News:

EFCC seals off Doyin Okupe's multi-billion naira Maitama resident, obtains court order to detain him indefinitely and exhumes her mother's corps for questioning over money laundering charges.

Ranchhoddas:
I know say you sabi speak English. The fact is that they still stand to lose the most if they boycott the game. So shut the hell up. Na today dem know Nigeria? Why did Siasia follow them to Rio if he hadn't been paid for months? He already had it in mind to cause trouble...Keep quiet if you cannot think.

What is really your point?

And how is Siasia wanting to cause trouble?Since when did demanding for your legitimate right amounts to causing trouble?

Where are the funds that were budgeted for the Olympics? Is someone not supposed to be held liable?

The other day Mikel has to pay $4,000 hotel bills to government officials that travelled from Nigeria to Brazil without allowance. Like seriously and we call ourselves giant of Africa?

Are the athletes supposed to be paid their allowances and bonuses in piecemeal? What happens to settling them before they depart Nigeria to avoid the public show of shame that we are witnessing?

Am sure you are aware that the athletes are representing Nigeria and not themselves. What ever happens there will be tagged against Nigeria and not the individuals.

Meanwhile, below is where the US men and woman basketball teams are staying, am sure they paid for it with their personal money.

Ranchhoddas:
Boycott the match if una fit. Make we see who go lose. Siasia is crazy.Nonsense.

Just listing to the balderdash that you are spewing. Can you work without being pains and you'll still put in your best into the job?

Can you be in school and your parent don't send you allowance for months? How will you feel?

Do you also know that the money your red beret wearing junketeer and his Co Travellers wasted in going to RIO would have been more useful in offsetting some of the salaries and allowances being owed to the team?

I give up on you.

WTF!

T

firstolalekan:
you're nothing but a pervert

Continue...

mrmetoo1:
Now this post makes a lot of sense. This is how I'll like us to start thinking instead of taking sides with these politicians that don't care about us. I really pray this thinking spreads, these politicians APC/PDP don't care about us. I'm not even sure exactly what you wrote previously that I responded to but this particular one I agree with. However you have to agree with me that our problem didn't start last year and we can't get out of it quickly. There's no magic pill. Diversification is a long and hard. Everyone's frustration though is that it seems like the government is moving too slow without any clear vision to get us out. To a lot of us, this economic situation isn't being treated like a crisis. For the rice, they have said we'll stop rice importation by 2018 or so, how do we know if this is true or not until that 2018. It'll be nice to talk to rice farmers and know exactly what's going on in that industry. My point with the oil and gas guy I'm talking about is he's not sitting down waiting for things to get better. I'm not sure how those guys are going to survive doing any other business because of how easily they made money but i admire the fact this particular guy is making an effort. In difficult times like these we can't sit down and wait for government to announce things are ok. We need to get creative, think outside the box before we can move forward.

I agree with you that our problems did not start last year.

I have discovered that we Nigerians are the problems and not the politicians. Religion and ethnicity has beclouded our thinking and judgement. We will stop at nothing in defending these corrupt politicians.

I wept for this country when I watched youths, politicians, pastors and imams glorifying late Abubakar Audu during his campaign for his wonderful looting achievements during his last tenure.

Just last month people were protesting all over the country because senator Oluremi Tinubu and Dino Malaye were flexing their muscle in the house. Where are all the t-shirts that was printed, money was wasted, We read all manners of publications in the television, radio and print media, I mean of what are the benefits of all those protests today. I hope they were all invited to Tinubu son's wedding in Milan and Malaye's recent vacation abroad.

Some people will sell their future for tuber of yams, a bottle of kerosene, 10 cups of rice (acclaimed as stomach infrastructure) not minding that some of these politicians borrow money to buy them those things and will have to pay back once they are elected into office.

I pity those that put their life in the line of fire for these men when their own children are living in affluence abroad. People keep dying during elections for these politicians yet some people have refused to learn. I am remembering how many people died during the Rivers state elections meanwhile, Wike, Amaechi and Peterside are all enjoying their lives with their families, but yet again some people have refused to learn.

It's amazes me that the report of the National Conference which billions of our scarce resources was spent on has been put in the trash can, I mean which right thinking country does that?


Moving forward, I think Nigeria is too complicated for one man to control. We might just need to split so our potentials can be better harnessed.

ammyluv2002:
The best club on this planet earth! The only club that makes sense



#TeamManchesterUnited

Take it...

ammyluv2002:
I love EPL so much....can't wait to see my beloved club

Which team do you support?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3734497/Ten-things-look-forward-ahead-new-Premier-League-season-new-shows-one-man-kick-offs.html

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10. Changes to television scheduling and new shows

BT Sport and Sky Sports have swapped their time-slot for the Saturday game. Sky now have the lunchtime kick-off in the Premier League (now 12.30pm, not 12.45pm), while BT have the evening match on a Saturday. At the same time, BT Sport have launched their own Soccer Saturday equivalent - Score - hosted by Mark Pougatch. It remains to be seen whether they can match up to Jeff Stelling's world renowned shout-fest.

9. The slow decline of goal music

One of the first Premier League sides to have goal music, Burnley, have voted against having a celebratory tune burst out every time the home side hits the back of the net at Turf Moor. It's a significant knock to one of the modern game's biggest changes and it will be interesting to see if other teams follow suit.

8. Pre and post-match sending offs

Referees can now give a red card to a player at any time between the pre-match inspection and when the referee leaves the field at the end of the game. That means a red card can be given for a reasonable offence, such as violent conduct, during a warm-up or when the two teams line-up.

7. Players receiving treatment without leaving the pitch

If this had been the case last season, Jose Mourinho may still be at Chelsea. If a player is fouled by an opponent who receives a yellow or red card and then has to receive treatment, they can do so without heading off the pitch afterwards. The change was made as it seemed unfair to hand a team a numerical advantage after a serious foul was committed.

6. The beginning of the end for half-and-half scarves

They may be unpopular across the internet but half-and-half scarves tend to sell well outside most stadiums. Chelsea have made a move to end the selling of them, trademarking the word 'Chelsea' on all clothing items and thereby making it nearly impossible for traders to sell them. Expect other clubs to follow suit in the near future and the scarves to begin to disappear from stadiums.

5. Removal of the triple-punishment law

Previously a player who denied a goal scoring opportunity within the penalty area would give away a penalty (punishment one), be sent off (punishment two) and suspended for a future game (punishment three). It has now been decided that a player committing an accidental foul that denies a goal scoring opportunity in the penalty area should not be automatically sent off. A yellow card will be handed out instead.

4. Friday football

Enough has been said about the new TV deal to know that changes are afoot in the Premier League. The biggest is probably the introduction of a game on some Friday nights, which has been a popular feature of the Championship for a number of years. The first encounter is between Manchester United and Southampton on August 19. Rachel Riley will be one of the new hosts employed by Sky Sports.