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Its tru Ooº°˚ jst saw it on NTA's scroll bar nd came here †̥ confirm it....R.I.P Yekini

@Idowuogbo....Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̣̣̝̇̇h 2much cartoon

Pls, sumbody help ♍ε̲̣ on dis, before i use to think dat every post usally goes to the front page until i discovered dat sum re published on d front page while some re not. ♍γ̲̣̣̥ question now is dat, re there any qualities dat qualifies a post to b posted on d front page or they re jst chosen at random?

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Lol...ah dunno Ooº°˚ do U̶̲̥̅̊ tink its real sef

Well well….I simply got this picture posted on Facebook today by a guy claiming that a dead mermaid was found dead by a beach side in Lagos. Now my question is do you think this is true or just some photo graphics work. Why will a mermaid die, and come to think of it this looks like a babymermaid, is there WAR going on in the mermaid world? I simply can’t believe this crap….lolz

Lwkmd...GodIsWatchingYou jokes, tk a peep at no.12
1. Your mum sells palm oil and your dad sells cooking gas and you turn around and say your parents are into oil and gas. God is watching you!
2. Your boyfriend is travelling to Enugu by Ekenedilichukwu and you post on your Display Message 'safe flight boo'. God is watching you!
3. You and your friends are on seperate okada and you update your PM "convoy tinz". God is watching you!
4. You bought that hot red dinner gown from Primark for £10 and you brought it to Naija and sold it for N35k. God is watching you!
5. Your mum is selling stock fish and your dad, changing money(aboki) but you claim your parents are into stock exchange! God is watching you!
6. You know the guy is looking for how to ask you out and you start calling him uncle, egbon, bros. God is watching you!
7. You are 20yrs dating a 50yrs old man and you say I love my baby & cant wait to see your baby...Is he your baby or your daddy? God is watching you!
8. You are eating eba with the aroma of your neighbour's soup and you update"Shawarma Tinz". God is watching you!
9. You see my picture for FB and you save iton ya BB. Your friend ask you "Who be this beautiful babe" you tell am say I don date her before. Thunder will strike your mouth!
10. You are in a hold up and you update, flight delayed. God is watching, you shall becaught.
11. You dey relationship dey suffocate. Boyfriend keep face like monkey dey beat you every time you go update "you are the best I ever had". God is watching!
12. You roll ya breast like toilet roll before you wear the bra use groundnut do nipples come snap pic write miss endowed. My dear, God is watching you!
13. Your mom is living in a 1-room apartment,your are using a BB
Porshe and you got your girlfriend a Bold 5 to show you are a big boy. God is watching you!
14. You buy fake bling bling watch from Balogun market and you update, 'thanks uncle Chris Aire for the watch. Loving it' God is watching....lwkmd!