You are a proud gay, lesbian, pediphile on NL # GODISWATCHING YOU

You are a kidnapper, hired Assasin, armed robber, rapist and you are watching this thread. #may the wrath of God visit you.

You go to the back to check your account and yet you say you went to withdraw money
#God sees you#

££VICTOR££:
You Buy RangeSpot Ur Mama Na Food Seller 4 Primary School#Se Omo Ni Eleyi Sha Abi OmO Detergent?

talk beta tin.

bennyraz: You are a young man and you keep buying biscuits,sweets,candy,chocolate for young small girls in your environment all because you want to disvirgin them #MAY GOD PUNISH YOU

No spoil Born2fuc.k parole now

kemiola89: you spend 15k every friday nite in a club and on sunday u put #50 for offering #God iswatching you# you get strong body go clubbing yesterday but 2day u dey pretend to be sick to avoid service #God is watching you Akon's song is jamming in a club and u update Akon in d building #God is watching you#

lol. I hope dis z nt 4 me.

You are a chealsea fan and you hate Madrid for no reason
#wetin na#

Lwkmd...GodIsWatchingYou jokes, tk a peep at no.12
1. Your mum sells palm oil and your dad sells cooking gas and you turn around and say your parents are into oil and gas. God is watching you!
2. Your boyfriend is travelling to Enugu by Ekenedilichukwu and you post on your Display Message 'safe flight boo'. God is watching you!
3. You and your friends are on seperate okada and you update your PM "convoy tinz". God is watching you!
4. You bought that hot red dinner gown from Primark for £10 and you brought it to Naija and sold it for N35k. God is watching you!
5. Your mum is selling stock fish and your dad, changing money(aboki) but you claim your parents are into stock exchange! God is watching you!
6. You know the guy is looking for how to ask you out and you start calling him uncle, egbon, bros. God is watching you!
7. You are 20yrs dating a 50yrs old man and you say I love my baby & cant wait to see your baby...Is he your baby or your daddy? God is watching you!
8. You are eating eba with the aroma of your neighbour's soup and you update"Shawarma Tinz". God is watching you!
9. You see my picture for FB and you save iton ya BB. Your friend ask you "Who be this beautiful babe" you tell am say I don date her before. Thunder will strike your mouth!
10. You are in a hold up and you update, flight delayed. God is watching, you shall becaught.
11. You dey relationship dey suffocate. Boyfriend keep face like monkey dey beat you every time you go update "you are the best I ever had". God is watching!
12. You roll ya breast like toilet roll before you wear the bra use groundnut do nipples come snap pic write miss endowed. My dear, God is watching you!
13. Your mom is living in a 1-room apartment,your are using a BB
Porshe and you got your girlfriend a Bold 5 to show you are a big boy. God is watching you!
14. You buy fake bling bling watch from Balogun market and you update, 'thanks uncle Chris Aire for the watch. Loving it' God is watching....lwkmd!

Dem cari razor blade help yu scrap yur head to cure ϋя lapa-lapa(ring-worm)!!! Yu come ontop nairaland update say, na yur barber cut ϋя hair wit Clipper 4 yu #GodIsWatchingYouº°˚#

ogbeche77: Your mom sells stock fish nd ur dad changes
money , U turn around and say ur parents are into stock
exchange My friend#
Godiswatchingu"

U copy anoda poster's quote without acknowledging d original author& pretend u ar not infringing on copyright,
"God is watching u"

You put alabama as your location for your nairaland profile, but u dey view this this thread from one cafe inside alaba market, God dey see u

You know real madrid is winning the spanish league, and u keep fightn wid ur big mouth dat barca wins #GOD is mtcheeeew @ u#

u hv never entered 1998 camry befor but u want u bf to buy u 2008 toyota camry. God wont be happy wit u

u naked urself 2 a man who is not ur husband.( Baba God is watching u o! )

You gave Ɣ☺ΰя gf Ɣ☺ΰя ATM card †̥ withdraw money & U̶̲̥̅̊ knw U̶̲̥̅̊ only av N200 left I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the account yet U̶̲̥̅̊ start singing aloud 'she must chop my money'! G̶̲̥̅ό̲̣̣̣ϑ Ȋ̝̊̅§ watching U̶̲̥̅̊.

You were riding a guy,your boyfriend calls and you say "honey I was praying" #Godiswatching#

You assume office as chairman/governor/Senator/president and you haven't solved any of the challenges on ground and the next thing is you are looking at 2015,God is looking

U go 2 Church b/c u want Church members 2 c u as a Christian. GOD DEY SEE YOU!!!

You save your p_orn folder as ''Gospel Jams'' #GodIsWatchingYou

You dey use Amigos weave-on, yet you update Brazilian hair tinz. The hairdresser is laughing at you!

U av inside info on very sick,prominent pple& know dey will soon gv up d ghost,u hurriedly make it a prophesy in ur church sermon dat dey will soon die,
#angel gabriel is waiting @d gate to ask u questions.

Your Brazillian hair, Blackberry, and all were all bought by different guys & your BB name is "Miss Independent". My sister, #GodIsWatchingU

nitrogen: u're in church, instead of listening to sermon, u're busy wit ya phone(visiting nairaland), #u no go church#

Thats mean! I m doing that. Boring sermon na!

You are 35yrs old and you put 25yrs old on your CV #GOD IS WATCHIN U

Girls ur Fixing ur yaki flip weavon,den u tke a photo of urself & upload it,tellin ur frndz my Brazillian hair. #Godiswatchingu#

You go start church sake of say you never get job. God is watching you!

True but funny minus una wey dey call pastors

U use ur position 2 take advantage of girls around u sexually, GOD IS WATCHING.

All you ladies who are always celebrating their 21st birthday year in year out, your wrinkled faces dey laugh una. You dey steal meat for pot, yet you dey curse James Ibori. God is watching you!

All fathers and mothers who are fond of boasting about how they used to come first when they were in school, your report cards are angry with you!

You buy pure water come pour am inside eva water container. Typhoid fever dey wait you!