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Politics / Re: P/Harcourt Refinery Will Kickstart Operations In Two Weeks – Mele Kyari by itelima: 8:15am On Mar 15
Sorry for the slip of tongue, he meant to say two years, please take note.

Awon oni iro oshi
Culture / Re: Olubadan, Lekan Balogun Dies At 81 by itelima: 8:11am On Mar 15
Lo ba ton.

We all suffer the same fate.
RIP oba wa.
Politics / Re: Ningi Replaced As Chairman Committee On National Identity by itelima: 8:09am On Mar 15
The told the truth n got dethroned for it.

Only the truth can set you free.

I believe he's now free to do what he likes.
Crime / Re: Kidnapping: FCT Police, DSS Don’t Have Ordinary Tracking Devices – Wike by itelima: 8:04am On Mar 15
Nigeria government spend billions on security, yet insecurity is the other of the day...

Nonsense!!!
Crime / Re: Lady Jailed For Assaulting Lagos Official, Ignoring Pedestrian Bridge by itelima: 7:58am On Mar 15
sentencing should be tantamount to the offense and there should be an option for a fine depending on the gravity of the offense.

7months is traumatizing for a young lady with such offense. Pls they should allow her pay fine are reduce the jail term.

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Sports / Re: Itel Soccer Fest: Phone Brand To Host Football Competition Accross Universities by itelima: 7:46am On Mar 15
300k for full competition. How will18 players share this small money? I hope they have other plans for the winner.

Meanwhile, only those with itel phones should participate.lol
Politics / Re: Bandits Demand N1billion Ransom For Kidnapped 286 Kaduna Schoolchildren, Workers by itelima: 11:57pm On Mar 14
Deja vu! They did it to Jonathan, let them have a share of what it feels like too. U can't spoil someone else tenor n go free... Tinubu untor!!!
Politics / Re: "I Miss Buhari"⁠ — Deji Adeyanju Says As Nigerians Battle Hunger, Inflation by itelima: 8:56pm On Mar 14
I miss Jonathan die!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Is Ready For Nuclear War, Putin Warns The West, video by itelima: 5:18pm On Mar 14
Putin Pls start already, my account balance is too low for me to be afraid. 🤣🤣🤣

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Education / Re: Tinubu Transmits Students Loan Bill 2024 To House Of Reps For Enactment by itelima: 5:16pm On Mar 14
What country is this
Family / Re: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp Because Of Laptop by itelima: 9:07pm On Mar 13
Family problems should stay private...

I suppose we are dealing with larger concerns..
Ebin pa wa!
Crime / Re: 15 Passengers Missing, Driver, 2 Others Escape As Gunmen Attack Bus In Taraba by itelima: 6:29pm On Mar 13
Of a bus driver and conductor, pls tell us where ur passengers they... I'm sure you know.
Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie Slammed For 'Not Mourning' Mr Ibu, His Late Friend by itelima: 5:32pm On Mar 13
Watin concern death n food.. So if him friend die make him starve himself?

I'm sure him dey eat for safety... We don't know who is next
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Sergeant Samuel Imakor For Slapping Woman In Edo by itelima: 12:13pm On Mar 12
Police and slap na 5n6 for Nigeria. I think they train them more on slap n bribe...
Health / Re: Nigerian Man Commits Suicide After Losing Money He Invested In Crypto by itelima: 12:08pm On Mar 12
A 21 yrs hold nigerian can not commit suicide loosing money on crypto.... I think he was murdered then his killer made it look like suicide. His death should be careful investigated... Police work don come.

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Sports / Re: All Africa Games: Adijat Olarinoye Wins 3 Gold Medals For Nigeria by itelima: 6:51am On Mar 12
Congratulations my dear... Pls tinubu should appoint her so she can lift some of his problems.
We hope Nigeria will always remember your good.. Thank you for making us proud💪💪💪
Sports / Re: All Africa Games: Nigeria Moves To Second Place On Medals Table by itelima: 6:46am On Mar 12
I think Egypt started before every other countries, that's why they have more medals... 🤣🤣🤣

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Crime / Re: Abia Varsity Undergraduate Dies During Cult Clash by itelima: 6:41am On Mar 12
Why waste your life over some cheap and unproductive practice? If you want to be hard man, join the Nigerian Army n enjoy free cassava and agbado for the rest of your life.

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Crime / Re: Abia Varsity Undergraduate Dies During Cult Clash by itelima: 6:34am On Mar 12
OVB123:
What do you gain by be a cultist? I can't waste my RIP.
You just did.

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Agriculture / Re: FG Orders 10,000 Tractors, Signs €995 Million Financial Facility by itelima: 6:23am On Mar 12
I believe they ate in their discuss to propagate lies to Nigerians... Talk talk party (APC). Too much talk without action... Greener hope ko, Greener pope ni.
Politics / Re: FG Orders NERC To Revoke Licenses Of Non-Performing DISCOS by itelima: 6:07am On Mar 12
I think this power holding guys are invisible... Pls anyone with information about them will be greatly rewarded...

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Promises To Address Farmer/Herders Conflict by itelima: 6:02am On Mar 12
Oga ( Tinubu) who we go blame now wey na you they powerful...

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Politics / Re: Emefiele Awarded Billions In Contracts To Wife, Family And Friends - Witness by itelima: 5:57am On Mar 12
Wow! Emefele is still alive... I thought he was hanged for bringing starvation and death during his tenor...
Travel / Re: Airports Named After Notable Nigerians by itelima: 5:47am On Mar 12
Can their children fly for free??
Travel / Re: Airports Named After Notable Nigerians by itelima: 5:45am On Mar 12
MaziX:
Tinubu Airport nko
Niger state

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Crime / Re: Father, Son, One Other Die Inside Well In Benue by itelima: 8:11am On Mar 04
God1000:
Very heartbreaking news, this happened in my local government.

May their souls rest in peace

Pls they should cover the evil well before someone else dies...

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Politics / Re: Atiku Mourns Mr Ibu, Aluko-Olaseni by itelima: 7:59am On Mar 04
The picture says, atiku blame tinubu over Mr IBU's death... Lol.
Crime / Re: Navy Intercepts Ghanaian Vessel With Stolen Oil, Arrests 13 (Pictures) by itelima: 7:54am On Mar 04
Fauls news... I Don't see any navy, only one old cargo ship...
Family / Re: Nigerian Dad Politely Rejects His Daughter’s N10k Father’s Day Gift (Video) by itelima: 10:08pm On Jun 21, 2022
What kind of pic is this??
Hmm... I smell TikTok lies here....

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Not Stingy- A rebuttal to Fr Mbaka's Claims (Photos) by itelima: 8:51am On Jun 16, 2022
Golan007:
You know him better than Mbaka?

u no see the pictures?!
Politics / Re: Atiku Jettisons PDP Committee Report, To Pick Okowa As Running Mate by itelima: 8:44am On Jun 16, 2022
Wike is trouble for Atiku
Okowa is peace of mind for Atiku. Atiku will sleep well if okowa rule beside him.

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Crime / Re: IGP Adamu Tells Police officers To Use Firearms When Their Life Is In Danger by itelima: 7:33am On Nov 05, 2020
kalufelix:
What-if-you-shoot-e-no-enter...what's-Adamu's-advise-to-them-in-such-situations.
lol...
They should run.

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