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Romance › Re: How to woo This Fish please help!!!! Tenk by ItsJonathan(op): 8:38pm On Sep 18, 2014

yungchop: Op shey its fish you want to catch abi? I can borrow you ma fishing rod and spear for just #750 MTN airtime

Bro is not that type fish

Romance › Re: How to woo This Fish please help!!!! Tenk by ItsJonathan(op): 8:35pm On Sep 18, 2014

padeolu: Tell her ur mind, she can't kill u... Patapata, she no go gree

I don't know wetin to tell her please what to tel her?

Romance › Re: How to woo This Fish please help!!!! Tenk by ItsJonathan(op): 8:32pm On Sep 18, 2014

marieolae: Don't u hv friends?

No they don't lky me, dey sey I'm too ciute

Romance › How to woo This Fish please help!!!! Tenk by ItsJonathan(op): 7:52pm On Sep 18, 2014*

somebody help me on how to woo I want to woo please don't let this fish pass me by Tenk!

Nairaland General › Re: Thread For Those That Want To Steal Or Buy The Iphone6+ by ItsJonathan(op): 3:09pm On Sep 18, 2014

MizMyColi: Red Alert!!!
A troll's on the loose

Wehr wehr?? Wehr huh

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Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 3:05pm On Sep 18, 2014

obongproff: Ette! Afo day nton! Ekamba nton!

Wat r u seying kwanu

Nairaland General › Re: Thread For Those That Want To Steal Or Buy The Iphone6+ by ItsJonathan(op): 3:01pm On Sep 18, 2014

MizMyColi: ^^^^ he's been making eediattic posts since time imo river.

Baby don't worry ayam buying my ticket to where they produce apple things, if I take one I will dash u

Nairaland General › Thread For Those That Want To Steal Or Buy The Iphone6+ by ItsJonathan(op): 2:52pm On Sep 18, 2014

If you want to steal an iphone 6+ hop in

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 2:50pm On Sep 18, 2014

Rutheby: True sha

Swerry u should be talking no me not him

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 2:24pm On Sep 18, 2014

marieolae: Dooo not buy, this girl is not worth it

But she say she love me. No one used to love me.

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 2:09pm On Sep 18, 2014

rozzay: Hehehehhehehehheh
Hehhehehehhehehehhehe
Hehehehhehehehehhehehehhehe
OP I reserve my comment

No o comment your reserve, this is life and death, I beg u please I beg u

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2014

Almeria: this is Just The Beginning, Just get the damm fone

But my landlord will pursue me out of my house. And she say I can never sleep in her house even tho I pay for the house rent.

If I sleep outside, we will have to kpekus outside and it will not be sweet.

Please help

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Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 2:03pm On Sep 18, 2014

ElFenomeno1: I dont think you are in any university.
I think you are a jobless nitwit who deserves to be slapped into another race!

Bro why are you being harsh now, is it because I want to buy her iphone6+

If you have boobsie I would have buy u too.

Sorry bro

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2014

nora544: Sorry that is not much has this woman not two hands to work sorry go and search for a new one she only wants your money not more.

What did you get from her!

You are still a student and please look for your futur that would be better and that yoou didnot have the troulde once she is your wife she wants more and her own futur is more importent for her and she will never ask you how you get the money and she cannot work because she has to go to the UNiversity to make her PHD.

Okay will you be my new one??

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 1:58pm On Sep 18, 2014

Benita4bliss: bros u must pick one na, ur future or ur girlfriend. This is called. interpersonal conflict. And u most choose one.

But I don't know which to pick, kpekus is sweet.

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2014

sauceny: u have to get it for her naaaa,after all your name is JONATHAN.

So if I go to the shop and tell them my name is jonathan they will gimme free?

Tenks bro I'm buying ticket to apple store now. Tenk alot

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 1:53pm On Sep 18, 2014

nora544: your girlfriend is the same than a nigrian pastor she want all from you but will you give back nothing so forgetthis girl.

But I have not buy her much, only z3 last two month, pay her house rent for two years and the occasional monthly allawee

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 1:50pm On Sep 18, 2014

Bevy12: don't buy. Tell her u can't use the money u have because its important. If she doesn't understand then she is using you.

But she say she love me too much. undecided

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 1:43pm On Sep 18, 2014

Sanchez01: Buy it

Bro, its more complicated than that.

You see, My life will come to ruins if I buy it,

And she'll ruin me if I don't buy it. ( She say no kpekusing and her kpekus is the best in the world)

Please help me bro

Romance › So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by ItsJonathan(op): 1:36pm On Sep 18, 2014

Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

Nairaland General › Re: Cr8v Should Stop Posting Rubbish!!!! +screenshots by ItsJonathan(op): 12:49pm On Sep 18, 2014

Leetunechi: eyefone wetin

nor go carry gun all bkus say u wan change ur curve2 oo

Na, I use BB storm cool

I use iphone 6+ joor 5.5 inch.

This baby she be like beast

I want to have se..x with her all day

Nairaland General › Re: Cr8v Should Stop Posting Rubbish!!!! +screenshots by ItsJonathan(op): 12:05pm On Sep 18, 2014

Leetunechi:
your dead battery go soon run down ooo

and no light for una area

sorry oh

Lololol

I use an iphone6+ too

If bb die, I use the manchine, no tyne

Nairaland General › Re: Cr8v Should Stop Posting Rubbish!!!! +screenshots by ItsJonathan(op): 11:58am On Sep 18, 2014

Leetunechi: You to should stop creating useless thread..if you dont have anything to create..goan sleep to save your blackberry bar3

nonsence

Idiot oloshi did I tell you my battery is down?

Nairaland General › Cr8v Should Stop Posting Rubbish!!!! +screenshots by ItsJonathan(op): 11:19am On Sep 18, 2014

If you don't know anything about something, don't comment or post for humanities sake!

See pictures of her comment.

Please cr8v, its annoying

Phones › Apple Iphone6+ Vs Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Vs Samsung Galaxy Note Edge by ItsJonathan(op): 4:31pm On Sep 17, 2014

Wait a minute we are experiencing tecnical difficulties, we will be back soon, click on the follow button in the mean time.

Romance › Re: Bae Wants The New Iphone6+ by ItsJonathan(op): 2:59pm On Sep 17, 2014

Gooci: olodo... igbo-ora is a very thick rural place.. so, booking in dat kind of a place isnt jst worth it.

Exactly what I meant

Romance › Re: Bae Wants The New Iphone6+ by ItsJonathan(op): 1:30pm On Sep 17, 2014

Gooci: y i go book space for igbo-ora

Romance › Re: Bae Wants The New Iphone6+ by ItsJonathan(op): 1:29pm On Sep 17, 2014

Gooci: y i go book space for igbo-ora

This igbo-ora cannot speak english sef.

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Amazing Sea Survival Stories . by ItsJonathan(m): 1:07pm On Sep 17, 2014

Lemme buy this land before I read so I can sell it for 200m since nigeria will soon be borning millionaires anyhow anyhow

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