₦airaland Forum

Seun:
Why buy what they can't use?

so that WEE can use it

Billyonaire:
Is playing this MMM not synonymous with playing yahoo yahoo ?

Bruv do they play yahoo... yahoo?

cramjones:
As always, I would comment on contemporary issues that affect the Nigerian populace. All for love of Nigeria. Even though I believe that Nigeria as it stands is close to a failed state, we can all do more through visionary leadership to emancipate our country from the cesspit that has gutted it. That said, I have followed closely the MMM phenomenon since it came to my attention, and as it is normal of my analytical mind, I have taken time to study the trend, review historical facts, and all other data available to me. After this review I have therefore, come to the following conclusions on the fate of MMM.

1. For those that are hoping MMM would suddenly resurface in January because the Nigerian planter's wife said so in a note, are definitely setting themselves up for depression. Nothing of such would happen. This is the deal, MMM is not an investment it is a gamble. The money is only redistributed therefore the system would crash when two conditions occur - something that has already taken place - and these conditions are as follows:

-When new comers or "help providers" exceeds those who want to receive "help" it sets the stage for a crash

-When those withdrawing exceeds a critical amount needed to keep it rolling regardless of the number of people joining, then the system would crash.

I believe these two conditions have been met. Christmas time is a time no one wants to give money, rather they want to be helped, with the overwhelming withdrawals that far exceeded the "help providers" the system had to be shut down, because money does not grow on trees.

2. If MMM ever have a blinker to open, which I doubt very much in January as stated in their later, there would be a state of panic withdrawals, and there would be sharp decline of the new people that would have otherwise joined. This panic withdrawals, would lead the MMM handlers to shut it down completely and take with them whatever is left of the system.

3. The other reason MMM had to shut down early December is more likely than not to ensure maximum "cash outs" by the handlers. At this time there is an all time high of money in the system because people put in most of what they had to ensure they get good cash for the Christmas, this high would not happen any other time of the year, so this was the best time for the handlers to cash out big, and I believe they already did.

Finally, the MMM phenomenon further shows the failed system of Nigeria. This system only flourishes in this magnitude in failed countries. It thrived in Russia during the collapse of the Soviet Union, failed Zimbabwe, thrived in failed parts of South Africa, like Soweto. People have lost hope in any decent labor or lack of jobs thereof. Other are greedy and sometimes plain dumb.

Good luck to everyone "waiting" in trepidation to get help. I wish you luck.

God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

-CramJones

Best write up so far

SpicyMimi:
Loooolx abiii ooo! I didn't do the convincing seff....my elder sis did, but I did the registration lol

then you and your elder sister go contribute

libertyfather:
Murtaza Ahmadi, an Afghan boy who became an online hit after a photo of him wearing a Lionel Messi jersey made of a plastic bag went viral, has finally met his hero! The pair came face to face on Tuesday in Doha, Qatar, where Barcelona played a friendly match against Al Ahli.

lalasticlala may your your dream come true
someday ......I don't mean snake ooooo


https://mobile.twitter.com/FIFAcom/status/808691479573135360

if it's in Nigeria the boy go say enough wan be yahoo... yahoo Walai Talia

ThobahDans:
Hey hey...imfavour from Toba kennel service in asaba
I have two caucasian pupps left (a male and a female) a month old each

Contact
drop your mobile

I need BTC New Year rate.....

motormax05:
Good afternoon

Didn't hear from you after all our discussion

Singapore1:
IF YOU LIKE LET SOMEONE INTIMIDATE YOU WITH I AM TOO BIG too send first STUFF... YOU GO CRY THIS DECEMBER LIKE I CRIED ON THE FIRST OF JANUARY 2015 WHEN I BOUGHT CLONE SAMSUNG

How much you buy am?

ObioratheBully:


Seriously.. After Godwin, korede has been singing nonsense..


Mavin just dy like Man u.. Bought martial(korede), hype the life out of him, he didn't perform.. They now bought old soldier Ibrahimovich (iyanya) to come and help them win trophy.. But that one sef, him life span Don end.

What of that my guy way dey play defensive midfield from France?

vickylala239:
Tnks!! how do I fund with dom do I need to request for dollar card from my dom account? or source for dolls a pay it physically into my dom account den fund it there...

Plz can Hv you phone number

Tabbaz..

Tnks

Exactly as you have written above ,you have to source your own dollars now !Nigerian banks policy except for few with limits these include Gtb,Access,Fcmb, and UBA.
Another is to fund by buying from trusted exchangers

Drlaw:
Make he make naira equivalent payment for the amount he wants in his wallet nah.... Abi na free testing service he dey find?

Lol
Formats

kristian98:
pls let us test it maybe it will truly work and we can be sure . this is the wallet address 1Wge6JD8SD559Ks1xJ8VHHG4qnt1A5Dv8

lol test what?

let's get the ball rolling brov

hungryboy:
no be only step down na Upstair
For your information,
Even Rihanna were her net worth pass Don Jazzy's and the whole Mavin crew combined dey under Jay Z's record label (Def Jam),
To dey under record label no mean say you be pesin boy,
Na mutually beneficial relationship e be.

True but Jay-Z na boss

kunleajao:
HNM

Location?

idu1:
Why not sell it for 500million

Leave am ....this 500K This recession is bad

jaxxy:
Call. Thx

OK Roger that

jaxxy:
SA

600K will it fly?

Etinosajay:
And you're his John the Baptist?

Lol no his Moses

jaxxy serious buyer 550k

soberdrunk:
I dont understand, were you expecting pounded yam, egusi soup and bushmeat? Which "other climes"? I flew from Paris to Manchester in Air France and all they gave me was a small muffin and a "barbie" sized cup of tea.

He wanted a standard plate of Nigerian jellof rice but didn't get it so he had to come to Nairaland to let us know

emeijeh:
Why is he squatting like a ball boy in the first pix?
"Davido the ball boy" ain't a bad name afterall

I sure say name Moses tell am to squatt.

Billyonaire:
3 more people and the classes will begin.

present

akinswaggs:
Somehin*Something you'll buy for N2000, to sell it you'll here N20

Na so I go do one edinar tested with like 60K when I wan sell after all their magomago I no fit even sell get 1k

teeeeee:
I heard of a way to make #300,000 a month in this recession. Was so shocked. Send a message, I'll tell you about it. Or whatsapp 09025409111

Don't worry keep it to yourself if you can't say it here.....
Una no go repent

Singapore1:
Who?

favourb096:
Seriously oh, i don't Understand

I just chatted one of them up that i needed a $100 worth of BTC after he asked me to contact him, he then later told me he doesn't have any, then i asked why did you then asked me to contact you on whatsapp when you knew you don't have... He's one of the big names here, i just don't wanna mention names.... but I'm quite disappointed.

You no know say bit coin na hotcake
I even have to call my seller before I go to the bank if he has available if yes I head to the bank even at bank just before I make the deposits I have to call and confirm again that am making the deposits now , still available?
So sometimes you amount blame them them they might have sold it

computerboy:
Yes but I don't know which of their cards

OK thanks

freshcvvs:
100$

OK thanks

freshcvvs:
Fcmb the thief bank is #410

what's their limit please

computerboy:
Update on Bank cards that are still working

GTB (Mastercard) - 320/$ ($100 limit)

ACCESS (Visa card) - 325/$ ($200 limit)

UBA (MasterCard) - 314.9/$ (I don't know their limit)

FCMB -



All Confirmed by me this morning

Anybody with FCMB should add

does FCMB card work?
and which please visa or master card?