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WebmastersAre You In Need Of Someone To Help You In Your Website/forum? I Can Help by ItzJean(op): 2:51pm On May 11, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Jonathan, From Beginning, Was Too Small For The Presidency – Obasanjo by ItzJean(m): 8:11am On Apr 27, 2017
I don't agree with OBJ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)[A MUST READ] Football Revelations You May Not Have Known by ItzJean(op): 3:13pm On Apr 26, 2017
1] Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23-0. He scored all 23goals.
2] Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the league.
3] The difference in Messi's age & Ronaldo's age is 869days. The same difference between Messi's and Ronaldo's sons.
4] Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry,Viera, Fàbregas, RVP, Toure, Adebayor and Nasri for a combined £42m. Then sold them for £206m.
5] Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his whole career.
6] Only one golden PL trophy has been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season they
didn't lose any match. (P38 W26 D12 L0)
7] Brazilian legend Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks, four goals on 31 occasions, five on six occasions, and eight on an occasion.
8] When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you can't make his team at the present.
9] Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for mocking his family's financial status. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives blood & getting a tattoo would render him unable to do so for 6 months.
10] Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez shirts in one day. Juventus sold 0 Bendtner shirts in one season.
11] In January 2003, Van Gaal was sacked by Barcelona after leaving them just three points above the relegation zone.
12] Burnley have spent £45million on transfers since 1882.
13] Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the same Tactical Management School.
14] Jose Mourinho is historically the most successful continental coach in this century
15] The Similarities between Messi and Ronaldo is that they both find it hard to score against Chelsea. NB- Messi 9times:0goal, Ronaldo 15times:1goal...
16] Aguero scored his 50th PL goal against Spurs in a 5-1 win in 2014, the 5th fastest in the PL history.
WebmastersRe: Post Your .com Website Here For Review, Traffic And Follow by ItzJean(m): 8:04pm On Mar 11, 2017
Pls can u review my site
EducationJAMB To Begin Sale Of 2017 UTME Forms by ItzJean(op): 9:22pm On Jan 24, 2017
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB), is set to announce the commencement of sale of 2017/2018 admission forms for Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and Direct Entry (DE), which is long-awaiting, this was disclosed after agreeing on a harmonized timetable with other examination bodies in the country.
This agreement was reached at the national headquarters of the Board in Abuja on Tuesday, after a meeting with National Examination Council (NECO), West African Examination Council (WAEC) and National Business and Technical Examination (NABTEB).
In a statement released afterwards by JAMB’s Head of Information, Fabian Benjamin, the body explained that the harmonized examination timetable, will solve problems arising from overlapping of examination dates, which has disenfranchised a lot of candidates.
It was also resolved that WAEC would speak to all its authorities that from 2018, between March and April, a window of two weeks would be created where all other examinations that have nothing to do with Nigeria will be written, to allow JAMB conduct its examination.
“The bodies agreed that for the purpose of the 2017 UTME, JAMB will shift its examinations to allow students face WAEC, NECO and NABTEB,” part of the statement read.
A 10-day window for JAMB’S UTME has been created by all examination bodies for the body to conduct its examination.
However, JAMB has also warned that whoever is presently collecting any money for JAMB forms should be reported to the Police or any other security agency as a fraudster.
http://9jaspot.com/2217/jamb-begin-sale-2017-utme-forms

SportsChelsea Receive Approval For New Stadium by ItzJean(op): 12:06pm On Jan 12, 2017
Chelsea has received approval from the Hammersmith & Fulham Council for the club to redevelop Stamford Bridge.
The proposed rebuild will increase capacity from 41,663 to 60,000.
The plan was presented in model form at a hearing at Hammersmith Town Hall on Wednesday. After a three-hour meeting attended by Blues chairman Bruce Buck and director Eugene Tenenbaum, permission was granted.
Chelsea’s new stadium is expected to cost £500m and take three years to build.
“We are grateful that planning permission was granted for the redevelopment of our historic home,” Chelsea said in a statement.
“The committee decision does not mean that work can begin on site. This is just the latest step, although a significant one, that we have to take before we can commence work, including obtaining various other permissions”, it added.
Stamford Bridge is the ninth biggest club ground in England behind Manchester United, Arsenal, West Ham, Manchester City, Liverpool, Sunderland, Newcastle United and Aston Villa.
Source: Dailypost

CelebritiesQuran Is A Tool For Destruction – Kemi Olunloyo by ItzJean(op): 10:44pm On Dec 31, 2016
Popular US trained journalist, Kemi Olunloyo, has called for Muslims to tear and burn their Qurans as according to her, it is a tool of destruction.
She made this known after saying the Bible was fake, hence, she does not read it.
On her Facebook page, Madame KOO, as she is fondly called, said pages on the Quran need to be recycled clearly.
She wrote: “NOBODY SHOULD FEAR MUSLIMS! MUSLIMS SHOULD DESTROY THEIR QUARANS OR ALLAH WILL DISOWN YOU.
“Just like the bible, the Koran is a tool of destruction. No reasonable Muslim should ever touch it.
“Because of the Koran, Yahya Jammeh of #Gambia who always holds one visibly everywhere he goes and islamized his country has refused to step down.
“Because of the Koran #ISIS is cutting prisoner’s heads off like slaughtered goats.
“Jihad all over the world, because of the Koran, Muslim men are marrying up to 4 women and we have 94,000 pregnant women …WITH HIV in #Zamfara state #Nigeria with polygamous homes spreading the disease.
“Why is there pedophilia in the Koran? Pedophilia is highly unacceptable. Fucking kids is insanity, something many of you joke and laugh about.
“Remember earlier this year that disgusting filthy elephant #TokunboAboderin made a video saying my father raped me at 13yo when he came home drunk fathering my own son. I didn’t even have kids till 22yo and the brainwashed illiterates believed her.
“Silence is never the best answer for a fool. You reply or u accept their lies as truth. Many Muslims have been caught defiling young teens. Why is this in the Koran?
“Who are the infidels the Koran is asking others to kill?
“Tear up these nonentity religious books of doom which are tools of death.
“Many killed in terrorist attacks simply because they could not RECITE the Quran.
“A way of screening Muslim hostages, free them and kill the brainwashed Christians.
“It happened at #Westgate mall in #Kenya. My grandmother died at 102 in 2013 and was the most famous Muslim woman in #Ibadan #Nigeria.
“Alhaja Bintu Tejumola Olunloyo will tell you #Islam is a religion of peace and I will say AMEN to that but to that Koran, I would like to bury it on my shit when I’m about to FLUSH the toilet.
“Spiritual Muslims is what the world needs now not Koran addicts. My former moronic neighbor once slammed his Koran on the ground to swear.”
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