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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by itzslimfit(m): 10:00am On Jan 18, 2016
A man one-day went to a program,in the process of speech the speaker said. "if you want to know your wife or husband secret pretend as though you already knows everything he orshe does. the man went home happy. The following day was Monday,the man quickly closed from work and returned before his wife. he sat in the sitting room with a frowned face. After some hours the wife came back.
Husband : So this is it abi? this is the love you promised never to share with another abi?
Wife: Ahhh! Honey that man is just my Boss at work. nothing else
Husband: Even taking you out was also nothing hmmm?
Wife : Haba sweetheart it was just today you saw us that we went to the hotel it won't happen again. .
Husband: (Surprised) Are you out of your mind? So another slept with you means nothing?
Wife : Honey please it won't happen again.
Husband : (Am finished, why did I even start asking. ......Am fed up. what should I do?) Come woman you are a fool so you are doing all this. I was only joking by asking all this and now you have licked your secret. you must go.
Wife: (ewooooo! what have I done? ok we go see na )No my husband its you that is foolish. I was jokingly answering you all this while for the joke to sweet. you think say I no hear say you gave Joy belle?
Husband : that one no be wahala na she don comot am na.

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