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missclasssy:
Story For The gods

Let me state some of my observations.....


~Between the time you and your mum went to the market, you couldn't open you mouth to tell her April fool


~ Your dad must be someone who acts on impulse since he didn't waste much time before celebrating

~Doesn't anyone in your family go to work on a wednesday morning


~Since your mum went shopping with you, who prepared the food


~From everything you just wrote, It seems it's quite easy to deceive your parents
No offense.....

Lala247:
Lol who me

blublahd:
what if that one woman had broke poor Jamie's heart?

blublahd:
lala247 should be able to do that, and also ask her why she stopped following the ikillz monicker.
Btw why do you find it hard to believe?
I remember what we fondly call him then....albino monkey

Blackett:
[color=#150000] Are you ok? [/color]

vjsmiles:
you like .

vjsmiles:
ivyy and kingtom
ggrin and keketu

tosyne2much:
I dedicate this plot of land to my ex girlfriend who dumped me because I didn't bleep her kitty-cat

vjsmiles:

vjsmiles:
i am a catholic priest

vjsmiles:
I AM FOR BOTH
GEJ/GMB

vjsmiles:

vjsmiles:
Final vote:APC:18,632016
PDP:23,061904

vjsmiles:
finished voting for the change train

vjsmiles:
what is hummm

yawahappens:
I'm confused and I need your advice here.

The lady is a nurse at a hospital where we met, and she fell in love with me at first sight, the only problem is she has been married for 3 years and she desperately needs a child of her own, she once had a miscarriage back in 2012 and nothing more since then & she doesn't wana adopt.

She has begged and begged me to impregnate her since her husband has tried and tried but to no avail, she even said she wants to elope with me but I disagreed (no be me go put asunder o ) plus I have a girlfriend and I love her so muchacho

She disturbs me every minute of the day with phone calls and whatsapp messages sending me her naked pictures which I keep deleting
The lady even threatened me that she will first kill me before killing herself if I don't give her a child.

I'm so confused right now cos she is taking it too far, how can I escape this mad woman on the loose??

KingTom:
From your profile pic, you have already started practicing the moves you want to use abi?
E no go work!
Sebelekpai orubebe Aje iye iye!
****Breaks egg******

cococandy:
Why would she think such of your mom?
Does she have specific reasons or just hunches.

Haba even if she fears such (which BTW is kind of insulting to you if she has no reason to suspect your mom) she can always pray about her fears and not let them govern her.

Your wife needs to understand that fighting a senior citizen is not just disrespectful but very risky. They have brittle bones. What if mama fell and broke her hip (very common) or worse cracked her skull?
Wifey so would have had to live with that in her conscience for a long time.

I know I'm the one holding the phone, not getting slapped so it is easy for me to say but momentary gratification of hitting back can't compensate for the consequences that may follow.

Not worth it.

marieolae:
Thankyouuu
Amen ooohh
God bless you. Mwah

KingTom:
I learned from a reliable source that you and your sisters from the river are trying to launch an attack on the Brotherhood of the forest! The source said you all are planning to go nakeed so as to distract us! E no go work.

KingTom:
Why I go look you? Who you be?

KingTom:
Amen!
Aje

KingTom:
Happy birthday day MarieOlae I hope I spelt that right? Now all the cool people are born in March

hisbae:
A friend just told me now d@ I know a lot abt her nd am being a little economical with mine....


I don't even have any forbidden kinda secret Buh I dnt just feel like ..


u know there's something know as you-don-see-me-finish syndrome.


so can u tell a friend everything abt ya?

Brandnew2:

HeartRobber:
Am in-love with Shy girls. Is natural to me, they are my choice. Cute once

Lala247:
Thanks love # prettygirl