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It would have made more sense if sge was butt naked.

Why is he looking like a boiboi in the first picture?
Fear no go gree am near microphone for that kine place, wetin him wan sing, the best he can do is just jump around and throw his hands in the air when he hears s best he likes.

imas:
what's wrong with this op, it's your thread and you are still dragging FTC why not just modify your original post

You blind? How e take be my thread, who tell you say i dey drag ftc, who vex you this early mormor, even if i book space how e take affect you? Make your head straight ohoh -*

Waiting for jungle to mature before i comment

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Smh

cococandy:
Look atew

Wetin do me?

adanduka:

Easy, you are the one sounding embarrassed.
He knows it as ice-block rain and he is learning the proper name today.
There's always a first time.

I don do bad abi?

Where?

Wetin be ice block rain? Its called hail stones dude, stop embarrassing yourself in public

hansobuks:
wich commandment is dis bro?

The 11th commandment of life.

KashyBaby:
I am very happy tat #TheMoneyTeam won the game...

Whats up sugar?

Pictures or..............

Incline:
Yet more men commit suicide than women.

Do happy people kill themselves?

The creation of woman was was the inception of the undoing of man, people have traced the etymology of the word "evil" to "eve" and drom evil you get "devil". For every man that commits sucide if you investigate properly a woman would/must have instigated him either passively or actively but what can we do, they are a necessary evil, God created them to bring a certain "balance" to a mans life.

Tour own views right?

As if i knew this horse shyte would make fp

ClassyAdewumi:
Baby Mama is the Making!

My point exactly

.statistically speaking, men are more intelligent than women. Take a survey of the figure of the male gender that have won noble prizes, look at inventions, propounded laws and theories, journals, research etc the figures far outweigh that of the female folks. Women might be better at multi-tasking but when it comes to solving complex "multi-pronged" problems the females are lagging way behind. ( my take though, you can have a different view)

That fair damsel would soon end up with an unwanted pregnancy.

Dnarvaez:
I just love this thread

good analysing Op

Gracias amigo

On his 40th birthday, a man got a gift ticket from his wife. The ticket paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonfuland then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, ladies and gentlemen , is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

men are just happier people
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress 100k wedding suit 20k
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your oyster.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, but more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is 1k for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes.

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

Drinking OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in 2k, even though it's only for 5k. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay 2k for a 1k item he needs.
A woman will pay 1k for a 2k item that she doesn't need... but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals..

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

No wonder men are happier!

Share this with women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it...
and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Thou shalt not gamble

Fp material

Why bother arguing with a woman? There are two theories to arguing with women none of them works.

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Congo

How generous of him.

Too complicated, why waste my brain cells on something that won't add a dime to my pocket?