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how comes you forget fire extinguisher, razor blade and extra food

FemiFimile:
Stop quoting me pls, i am a lawyer and u are a lay man.

Wat i wrote is simply the law, wat u wrote is wat u think based on how u feel.

see me see wahala o, a lawyer or a law student?

Good move from them else they won't have states to govern if IPOB continues, as they were rated as terrorist.

alexistaiwo:
The soldiers found the helmets discomforting so they refused to wear them

the soldiers thought the helmet is bullet proof so they use it as sheild

Explorers:
Five men are going through the street.
It starts raining.
Four of them start moving faster.
The fifth man makes no effort to run from rain, however, he stays dry.
The other four get wet anyway.
All of them arrive at their destination together.

How could this be possible?

the 5th guy has an umbrella nah

Explorers:
Five men are going through the street.
It starts raining.
Four of them start moving faster.
The fifth man makes no effort to run from rain, however, he stays dry.
The other four get wet anyway.
All of them arrive at their destination together.

How could this be possible?

the 5th guy has an umbrella nah

Freemancipation:
This is all I will say. If anything happens to Nnamdi Kanu or his family, I will support the militancy of BSS with my finances. There are millions of us that will do the same. Nigeria is about to move this to the next level.

so u are rich thanks for letting us know

WenysAD:
U sure..... Lol

e sure me die. afterall all nah the same tin , same taste same smell........ lol

Baawaa:
Is that an achievement,because train pass through president village is now call for celebrations.APC should better put heads together and do the needful before 2019.

people like you fail exams thinking they understand the question.

WenysAD:
Dem for post d pix of the girl wey d guys got flogged for leading to d death of one of d suitors so we can decide if it was worth it

face or no face , all I know is No pussy is worth dying for.

Artixmentor:
time and the description of venue is In the attached file

ok keep the hardwork, convince me.

Artixmentor:
the message below was sent to my email after receiving a phone call interview from npower last week.



Congratulations! You have been selected.

Dear N-Power Tax Applicant,

 

Congratulations on your successful performance at the telephone interview. We are pleased to inform you that you have been selected to take part in the N-Power Tax training, scheduled to hold with details as follows:

 

Start Date: Monday 28th August 2017

End Date: Thursday 31st August 2017

Venue: The Federal Treasury Academy, Orozo, Abuja,FCT.

 

Kindly see attached for more detailed information

 

We look forward to welcoming you to Orozo.

 

Yours Sincerely,

The Npower Tax Team

when time is not included, yeye scammers.

I can bet all my wealth that the man dies bcs that goal spoil his ticket. not bcs he felt the goal bcs the goal was scored at 47min a lot of time remaining Arsenal might even win the game bcs even at that moment arsenal dominate the game. and an average arsenal fan can withstand worst of the extreme talk less of a goal against stoke

[quote author=dabossman post=59385432]Na Iheanacho carry bad luck come. Has he even touched the ball?. i cant remember o but wait make i check google.

[quote author=usbcable post=59385264]Mahrez has been a waste tonight[/ you wan mahrez to form when chamberlain dey mark'am?? e no go apen]

[quote author=donofdons post=59080355][b]That is the problem I had with all my GFs. They can't withstand my vigorous long thrusting and always complain that they are sore days after.
I have an 11.3 inches long tool(2.5 inches when flaccid so it use to deceive some ladies), it has a girth of 3.2 inchs. Hard as a rock on full erection and it can last for 2 hours. I am 5.2 ft tall, staut,muscular with a short fused neck, large head, bulging eyes and thick hands so girls underestimate me and that make me desire to thrust rapidly to teach them a lesson especially if they are tall, educated and beautiful. Some want to run away after seeing my erection but I trap them and give them the lesson of a lifetime so they soon start respecting me. you forget to drop your 11digits mr advertiser.

starkid1996:
Una never see anything sef

wait till october 1st

. You better start planning for life in a refugee camp.

Amberon11:
Hausa people will always be the aggressors. Why?

. Try not to be bias and read it again you will understand how sentimental u sound. Hausa don't start anyfn. Or which stupid Law says if u are not an indegene of a state even if u are a nigerian citizen you will be paying some special tax or revenue? Is that what we do to your ppl here in north? I can see were IPOB wan start, May God Help them

The possibility is -100 percent Period!!! don't waste yur tym dude.

Those igbos no even get sense, they think nigeria is that small abi?, can't they even reason from the small portion they occupied from the nigerian map? Can't they even recall the previous northern population against theirs from census result done? Even in terms of population if the northern ppl should pounce on them it will just be like every 100 northerner against 1 southerner that is 100n were equivalent to 1s..... Okay o. Make e no be like say we nv warn o mayb its tym to eliminate the word igbo from nigeria entirely.

Kill'am abeg, new babies will be born today

Saintsammurai:
No the father of Christ is not Allah..
His name is JEHOVAH.

. Kikikikikikikikikiiiiikkkkkk

Heaven keh Kikikikikikiki u must be kidding me

Abeg! Its either OP u ar a madrister or u don't play football for u to know messi is far far better than ronaldo. U only have to be a footballer for u to know how difficult wat messi did with tha object but Ronaldo is just a normal footballer that plays like any other player just that he put more hardwork and he can position and score that's only the difference still mind u Messi can did all that better!

Seriously if this is true then I give up on nigeria

midehi2:
YES: because my dad is so caring and protective, No: because he was fvcking other cute asses, but he has changed now, old age

. And you too said yes because you fantasized of him..... Perverts everywhere

Call ambulance!!! ASAP

If I gym and put on blue eye lens also the guy won't become second next
to me...

Abeg try relocate to Kwara state for one month, you will realize how unfair you are to taraba state.

For ten years we have been praying for the culprits, no one can hide anything and we will see this to the end. Who so ever is involved will face us!.

For the first time ever nobody accuse fulani herdsmen! God is watching you people. Oya keep the fire burning when we enjoy the pics from here. Useless Animals dem.

I don't force no one, I just persuade em