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Company: British Council
Location: Abuja, Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria
State: Abia Jobs
Job type: Full-Time
Job category: Graduates Jobs in Nigeria


The British Council is the world’s leading cultural relations organization and creates opportunities for people in the UK and worldwide to understand each other, to work together and learn from one another. We see this as crucial to building secure, more prosperous and sustainable futures for us all. We build trust and understanding between different countries and cultures and develop strong international links that are of benefit to people in Britain and the rest of the world.

We are recruiting to fill the following positions below:

1. Head of Finance

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2. HR Business Partner

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Application Closing Date
30th September, 2016.
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1) When you say, “Mummy, I’m Sorry!” And she replies,“Sorry for yourself!”







2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, ‘“Drop it on my head.”

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ”Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won’t you have fever when you press

phone every night”?

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi”?



pat36) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change thechannel.

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8 )When you tell her you are going to a friend’s place to play and she asks, ”When last did that friend come here to play with you”?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own
with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.

12) When she tells you, ”I didn’t kill my mother, so “you will not kill me”.







13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed from u and she tells you, “All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?”

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http://www.jabagonews.com/2016/09/17/13-month-old-baby-reportedly-snatched-from-her-6-year-old-sister-in-rivers-state

A 13-month-old child, Chinazamekpere Eke has been kidapped in Rumuokurusi community in Obio/Akpor Local Government Area of Rivers state, PUNCH reports.

According to residents, an unidentified woman in a commercial tricycle (Keke Napep) allegedly snatched the child who was strapped to the back of her 6-year-old sister, Chinyere Agbai, and disappeared to an unknown destination.

The report stated that the incident took place at about 8:30AM on Monday.

The mother of the child, Oluchi Eke, told Southern City News said that that was not the first time her daughter was bringing the child to her shop.

She also said that she had separated from her husband.

“This thing happened on Monday; my first daughter was carrying the little girl to the shop on the road around Orianwo Street, by Tank junction in Rumuokurusi.

A woman in a Keke Napep dragged the little baby into the Keke Napep and went away with my child. The baby that was carrying the little girl is six years.

I was in my shop while the two children were coming to meet me because they had returned from their extra-moral class.

When the thing happened, I went to Elimbgu Police Station to report it. The police said I should be coming to the station. I have put everything in God’s hands.

I am not in good term with my husband. I am not suspecting my husband to have a hand in the act. The baby is one year, one month now.

My husband’s name is Okechukwu Agbai. I have not called him after the incident happened. I don’t know if he has heard of it.

I have been calling his number for over two months now, but it is not going. I have two children, two girls and they have taken one.

My husband did not claim ownership of the baby. I want the world to hear of the stealing of my child and I appeal to the police to help me to find my baby,” the distraught mother said.

The State Police Public Relations Officer, Nnamdi Omoni, said he has not been briefed on the case, adding that he will call the Divisional Police Officer of Elimgbu Police division.

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